When’s the last time you had sex?
>>941874677October 2018
I think 2020. Too broke and depressed since then.
It's been almost 2 years since I got dumped, tried dating once summer rolled around. I got some matches, but they all felt exhausting.I did finger a girl I matched with in my car a year ago on the second date, but we really couldn't get comfortable, and there were too many Asian people running around the back lot where I parked. It was a shit show, and she was disappointed because my fingers were a lot bigger than hers (she was a virgin), and even though I was trying to be gentle, the awkward position we were in really made delicate maneuvers difficult.There was another instance where a female friend was getting pretty handsy with me at a party, but she was just way too drunk and didn't even remember that she was trying to get me into her room. Another friend of ours told her next time we were all hanging out, and god, she was mortified- took a hit to the self-esteem there for sure when she looked up at me in horror.Been routinely looking at escorts, but I have a Tantaly and that's been scratching that itch somewhat- at least enough that I haven't pulled the trigger.I'm sure I'll have sex at some point, but I'm really not all that good at it. I have some delayed ejaculation problems that stress a lot of girls out.
>>941874677almost 2 years ago
>>941874677Can't have a last time if you never have a first time.
2 days ago, busted inside.Shame I wasn’t born rich instead of handsome
>>941874677Like 1.5 years ago
Couple weeks now. She broke it off last week through a spiral somehow induced by me asking for a paternity test. Now she wants to completely cut me out and run off with the baby.
About two hours ago. She's let me do a surprising amount of anal recently actually, but not this time because we had spicey food. That's probably for the best - making her cum in any normal position is one thing, but stuffing her ass makes me blow my load right as she's starting to get super excited.
>>941876046You essentially revealed you don't trust her at all with that question- and are calling her a cheating whore.That's not a "somehow", it's a reasonable response, especially if she is a cheating whore, but even if she isn't, the result would be the same.
>>941874677July 1st 2020. And looking back, I didn’t really enjoy it. I got myself hyped up to lose my virginity, and I didn’t really enjoy it. There was no passion between me and the other person. She was just a friend, and it was quick. The physical sensation felt good only for a brief moment, but then it just faded like breath on a mirror. I haven’t done it since and I don’t want to until I am married or not at all. Especially since afterwards I developed a porn addiction since I was inside my house most of the time for years. Now I’m in recovery from it.The Lord in Jesus will see me through this. I was strong for about four months and then have recently relapsed. But I will resume the path and stay away from triggers, especially this site.God bless you all and I hope that you each decide to change your views on sex to a more positive life and maybe wait till you find the right person
>>941874677About 2 weeks ago. It was one of the best sex experiences I've had. Hoping for more, but there's so many terrible experiences for every amazing one. I guess that's life.
This morning lel
Never 29 year old virgin who wasted his youth loving a Christian girl who wanted to wait till marriage
>>9418746772002
>>941874677idk years ago; who cares
>>941878658well did she wait?
>>941878871We broke up after 4 years of me putting up with her shit. I was a dumb cuck could have fucked plenty of whores
April, the last girl I was seeing on and off for a while. She got me hooked cause of her sob story about how terrible her family and every man was to her(I ended up joining the list and being assaulted by peopel) She was a abusive cheating whore with a coke and alcohol addiction. She would rely on me and beg me for rides and help and a place to stay, tell me she loved me and beg me for everything, and at the same time hours later would cheat on me, insult me abuse me. Textbook bpd psycho bar trash. Sex was great besides her fishy pussy, and it was fun times when she was almost mentally stable. She left me for an old dude “sugar daddy” Godspeed to him. Thank god the chaos is over but I’ve been lonely ever since it ended, only reason I put up with her bullshit for so long. Karma will hit her hard so I’m not worried
Wut
>>941879031That doesn't explain how you got to 29
>>941874677Last week. Having low standards helps.
>>941874677January of 23
>>941874677Never. I'm thirty one.
>>941879970I am this person >>941880960 and would sleep with any girl who asked me. I am fairy attractive in that I see guys way uglier than me in relationships all the time. How do I get a girl to have sex with me? It seems impossible.
>>941874677About two weeks ago.
>>941881006Trannynigger spottedCouldn't get laid as the first gender and still can't get laid after
Monday quickie with my wife, the kids are at home this week, so we have less opportunities to fuck.
Never. I am unable to attract a woman. I am 33 years old.
>>941882076I'm not trans you fucking idiot, fuck you.
>>941882076Quit thinking about trans people and kill yourself you retarded fucking faggot.
>>941882076Retard. I'd peel the all skin off your fucking body and then keep you alive like that for decades and pull your eyes out of your face with them still attached by the sockets and point them at this fucking post so that you can see why you're in that situation.
>>941882076Kek, well played.Seeing the seethe responses to this has made my day.
>>941882076>>941886018Samefag. Also you're an incel and I'm more attractive than you.
Jan 2019
About two weeks. We’re in separate countries. My fiance is 19 and model hot. She’s petite, submissive and she shakes when she cums. Everywhere we walk men stare at her she’s so pretty. I have dumped countless loads into her. She’s amazing and I can’t wait to marry that girl
>>941878820How old were you?
>>941881006>How do I get a girl to have sex with me?Bullshit answer: treat a girl nice and with respect and maybe if things click, you'll start a relationship.Real answer: become physically attractive by going to the gym regularly and training right while eating right, then callously manipulate a woman by saying whatever she wants to hear while being emotionally distant like her father, give her the feeling you were meant for eachother, then kick her back onto the streets after you're done fucking her.The softie fags and their feminist masters get pissed off by this, but the reality is that dating largely has become as jewish as possible, practically everybody is just trying to use one another, dudes just want to fuck, women want to get free meals or someone to help care for Dar'quavius's kids, that's the majority and imo its alright to manipulate these fuckers to get what you want, they're literally doing the same thing to you. Don't do it to the people who are genuine though, they're way too rare as it is anyway.
>>941886145>SamefagYou take bait too easily lmao>>941886381Here's an instruction, good luck with it, but if you can't hide your narcissism, it won't help you anyway.
65 trillion years ago
>>941886381>Real answer: become physically attractiveThis makes no sense because most of the guys I see with girlfriends are uglier than I am and looking like them would be a step down for me in appearance. I see fat, short, bald, and generally genetically inferior guys in relationships all the time. What are they doing to get in that situation? Because it's not their appearance. I have most sex havers beat on that front.
>>941886381You're just venting about your own frustrations, I'm asking people who have actually been in relationships, not you.
My gf and I did some hand stuff on my birthday, we were really too tired to do too much else but the precedent of getting to cum in your birthday has been carved in stone. Time before that was maybe 2 weeks earlier, she was on top the majority of the time and she did a lot more dirty talk than usual, not an unwelcome change of pace. Still had to flip her over and get in top at the end to cum, lol
Last night.Nice to be married.
>>941886486Are you awkward around women? That'll tank your chances post-haste, even for very attractive men. Get better at dealing with women. If it doesn't come naturally to you, you need to work on it. Like exercising a muscle. I used to be awkward, and despite being tall and handsome, I was a virgin until my mid 20s. Then I said fuck it, learned to spit some game, and turned into a man-slut. My body count now is waaaay higher than most femsluts. Point is, you're not doomed. You just gotta put the work in.
Yesterday.
>>941887736Pretty awesome isnt it.So many of these assholes never touch a female or even a dude for that matter.
>>941874756same
>>941886543We've been married for 14 years and still bang 4-5 times a week.
i managed to talk every evening over discord with some bitch living nearby for the last 5 years and never have sex with her. i'm such a disgusting loser.
>>941887857She's using you as an emotional tampon. Someone to dump thoughts and feelings onto, then discarded. There's good news, though!: you can realize this TODAY, accept yourself and see that you deserve more. Ghost her. Hit the gym to get your body and confidence up. In 6 months you can be drowning in FWBs, have a real girlfriend...whatever you want. But it starts NOW. You gotta put the mental, emotional, and physical work in, and there's no way around that.
>>941874756Jamessica?
>>941874677like 12 years ago? voluntary celibate and I dont see that changing any time soon
>>941887857holy shit kek>>941881006imagine being this guy in an age of dating apps
>>941887781It is awesome. My wife wants it more than me half the time. She loves to feel wanted so I pretty much fuck whenever I want. She just left for work so I like hanging here to get off to other anons wives.
>>941874677In July. Then she broke up with me.
>>941878658>loving a Christian girl who wanted to wait till marriageWhat a dumb bitch. Hope she got raped.
a couple weeks ago my usual cum sack has period so it'll be one more week until I hit again
Three or four years now. Was fun/nice.
2016 was the last time my penis entered my wife's pussyI ate a stranger out and made her cum and squirt a couple years ago but sadly my penis did not enter her.
>>941888901You still married? If so, why do you put up with a sexless marriage?
Roughly about 8 hours ago. Used a vibrator on her and had her orgasim about 5-6 times, then she to near completion, then 2 more with the vibrator before finally fucking her then busting a massive load in her.We're going grocery shopping later with our kids. Kinda thinking I wanna creampie her one more time before. I love when she acts like my cum dump.
>>941889988Sucked me off to near completion*
>>941889988If she's dependent on vibrators to cum, does that mean she never cums from getting eaten out? I'm not a fan of vibrators for that reason: because I love eating pussy, but it's pointless when it causes nothing to happen.
>>941890072She cums very easily, I just didn't feel like putting in much effort. It had been 2 days since we last fucked, I just finished working my 3rd 12hr day this week (very uncommon, I'm a 9-5 office guy) and wanted to get my rocks off. On average, we fuck about 10ish times a week. With Saturday sometimes getting in about 5 rounds. I enjoy dumping load after load into her. I'll normally my coconut waters to make sure I'm properly hydrated.
>>941889988Huh... dub, dub, dubs
>>941876250>>941876046This. A pregnant broad isn’t going to run from the father. She doesn’t know if it is yours or not and doesn’t want to be caught. She had you cum in her incase she already was pregnant from the other guy who came in her. Get out now.>>941876046
>>941879367>> Karma will hit her hard so I’m not worried.Karma hits us all hard; my experience is that the soulless bitches do pretty well for themselves in this regards.
>>94188634133
Yesterday
>>941874677today (in my head)
>>941874677December 2023, I think. It's been a rough few years.
>>941874677Fucking depressing topic.Twice last month, and I’m married. Before that nothing for more than a year.Need a couples counselor.
Yesterday. First matched with her on Bumble. Went out with her a couple times back in June. She seemed to then ghost me, but I was bored this week, hit her up on Instagram, and surprisingly she was willing to come to my house a couple days later.Usually I just pay for women, but the last unpaid time before that was September 3.
You mean with a living woman?
I have a rare condition where I have 10 penises. I am getting penis in vaginas right now op, so there.
>>941875476>It's been almost 2 years since I got dumped, tried dating once summer rolled around. I got some matches, but they all felt exhausting.Seems to be the average dating experience at this point tbh.
>>9418746772019 returning from military leave
Anyone else up late and feeling a little restless? .
>>941887677tell me morei take CC classes and get looks from new girls in class but i always fumble the small stuff
