>>942270357
Thats a blessing in disguise

>>942270357

imagine how much money you would have made If you had been freelancing, painting murals for restaurants and nightclubs while you've waited these several months

You could be making $10,000 every 3 days, simply by painting murals

That's your money.. You're the boss... nobody tells you what to do when you're the boss

instead, you've been sitting there pretending like you're incapable of doing a side hustle

(And it doesn't matter if you've never painted or drawn anything in your life, because you could still charge money and paint big murals for restaurants and nightclubs, and make a lot of money in a short amount of time)

>>942270429
People aren't retarded where I'm from

>>942270357
instead of spending that time as an independent contractor, making the maximum amount of money in the minimum amount of time, You've sat there playing video games and waiting... And now?...

now you have five opportunities to make the minimum amount of money in the maximum amount of time

making somebody else rich

brilliant

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>>942270470

AGAIN: Have fun making somebody else rich, while you put maximum amount of effort into making the minimum amount of money

And you call other people retarded?

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!
You can make $15,000 in 3 days painting a mural, you stupid fucking idiot

And you don't even have to know how to paint

YOU STUPID FUCKING IDIOT

>>942270357
Work yourself to the bone to get as much money while you can. You'll hate yourself, but just keep thinking back to how much of a loser you felt like when you were NEET to motivate yourself.

>>942270429
Anon you're on 4chan. If your advice worked, you'd be out doing it or you'd be busy doing something fun. Not posting nonsense online.

>>942270470

apparently, you don't seem to realize you can walk in to a restaurant or nightclub you've never been to before, introduce yourself to the owner, and 15 minutes later walk out the door with $7,500 in your hand

And after painting for a few days, you'll receive the other $7,500

literally in just a few days....

of course it's up to you to pay your own taxes

That goes with the territory when you're an independent contractor

But you prefer making other people rich?

while you get paid in bits and pieces?

And you call other people retarded?

>>942270502
>>942270525
Doing anything requires money and reputation, when I say not retarded I mean it

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>>942270546

I did it my entire life, dude

now I'm 61 years old recovering from heart surgery, with a aortic valve replacement surgery scheduled for early next month

I'm retired now. I'm old

But I painted murals for restaurants and nightclubs my entire life, and I made much much more money than my friends with college degrees

>>942270429
>>942270525
You keep insisting you don't need to have any experience painting. How do envision getting that job going?
>Hi! I want to paint on your wall. Past work? No, I have none of that. I'll take $10,000 please.
Go fuck yourself.

Mural guy. I have big house and Ive thought about painting my own murals in the space, but I dont really do art.

Thoughts

>>942270601
Oh okay, so you're a sad old fuck who never did anything other than draw on walls his whole life. Just kys and stop leeching off society.

>>942270634
Take your meds.

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>>942270546

>doing something fun

That's exactly what I do with my life, pretty much every hour around the clock I'm having fun.. at least I'm not unhappy

My wife and I focus most of our free time helping animals

It's very rewarding
It's FUN
we get a lot of laughter and smiles out of helping animals

animals are wonderful!! I would gladly donate all of my time helping animals, but these days, I'm busy with two large colonies of stray cats that I've been slowly working with and getting them adopted out wherever possible

keeping them fed everyday
making sure they have fresh water and food and we even give them silvervine, so they can get high

that's right ... SILVERVINE™

It's a plant from Asia that gets cats high as fuck. they love it

So after we feed and water the stray colonies, I'll give them a little bit of silver vine and they all get stoned as hell and they love us

they know we are there to help

It's incredibly rewarding

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>>942270571

lol SO MAKING UP EXCUSES IS YOUR REAL TALENT?

.......... telling yourself the reasons why you can't accomplish things?

well.. at least you found your true calling

I never had time for excuse making or giving myself shitty advice.. I was too busy painting murals and making a shitload of money doing it

>>942270660

Calm down, Pajeet.

>>942270669

Schizo, respond to my post with advice on murals. You're using a projector? Is that literally all thats needed as far as artistic talent.

>>942270756
You aren't 61 nor an artist schizo.
Meds, now.

>>942270704
Yanks have more money than brains, $10k is enoigh for a small excavator, why would someone choose to pay for splattered paint on a wall from a nobody compared to building their business up with non retarded means which is literally the case?

>>942270603

LOL I used to bring a portfolio with me, but then I finally realized "I DON'T NEED A PORTFOLIO"

because I'm able to sell them on my artwork, without them even looking at my goddamn artwork

It's really the art of sales

for example, you painted a scenario with words, in which you approach the owner begging:

"I want to paint on your wall"

That's not how I sold jobs at all...
I would walk in the door and tell the owner "HELLO. I'M THE GUY WHO'S PAINTING YOUR MURALS"

"what murals?"

"I thought you'd never ask"
That's when I turn and point at a blank wall and gesture with my arms as I explain my vision

" I'm picturing a trattoria with a sidewalk Cafe, and upstairs there's a little old Italian lady in the window putting her laundry out on the clothesline.. blah blah blah"

or if it's a high-tech nightclub, " I'm envisioning four metallic robot women, each one representing one of the four seasons, each one a different color, with a photorealistic mixture of high-tech circuitry and fractal natural organic plants and water imagery"

You just don't know how to sell
because you're not selling the art
You're selling YOURSELF

You're selling YOU

So you have to know how to convince them you can handle the art project

And believe it or not, showing a portfolio is not required. I sold many more jobs without a portfolio then I sold using a portfolio

I stopped using the portfolio shit back when I was in my '20s

And I started selling MYSELF
selling my clients on the confidence I was able to handle the art project

they could tell just by listening to me

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>>942270634

perfect opportunity to teach yourself how easy it is to do really high quality mural work, even if you've never painted or drawn in your life

My wife took this photograph of a mural I was painting in our stairwell in our old house back in 2004

It's Aphrodite

HOW TO PAINT A MURAL:
use an overhead projector
Trace the lines exactly using an overhead projector

from that point, anybody can handle a color book, right?

instead of crayons, you're using paint

(by the way obviously I was only halfway finished when my wife took these photographs)

>>942270784

Pajeet, welcome to be.

>>942270829

You're some Indian guy using chatgpt?

Give actual advice, nigger.

>>942270829
>I would walk in the door and tell the owner "HELLO. I'M THE GUY WHO'S PAINTING YOUR MURALS"
We didn't hire a mural painter.
>I THOUGHT YOU'D NEVER-
Security, we've got some crazy hobo in here. Get him out.

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>>942270650

no. I was also a strip club DJ, for almost 10 years... I did art jobs on the side when I had opportunities, but for almost 10 years I flipped naked women instead of flipping hamburgers


and fucked hundreds of them. literally hundreds. several hundred...

I was also ZZ top's art director at Warner Bros

>>942270895
Bad bot.

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>>942270650

>draw on walls

I'm not sure when's the last time somebody paid you $16,000 to sit in your gaming chair masturbating for 3 days

maybe if you had been painting a wall, you would have earned that $16,000 in 3 days

because I did it many many times

And I've never played a video game in my life

speaking of which, shouldn't you be playing a video game right now?

................little boy?

aren't there some cheat codes you're missing out on?

>>942270903

lol nope

Not at all...
It never went badly. It always worked

It worked like a charm
That's how I got to become friends with the same wealthy clients

by approaching them with a unique sales pitch

YOU ARE A SELF-DEFEATIST
YOU ARE A TERRIBLE SALESMAN
YOU COULDN'T SELL ANYTHING TO ANYBODY IF YOU TRIED

YOU'RE TOO BUSY PRETENDING TO BE KNOWLEDGEABLE

YOU'RE TOO BUSY PRETENDING TO BE EXPERIENCED AND DISCRIMINATING

Go play another video game, little boy

You couldn't sell ANYTHING If your life depended on it

You don't know the art of sales

You don't know the art of people
(That's exactly why you don't get any pussy, because you don't know how to sell yourself to girls)

You're too busy pretending to be special

CLEAN YOUR GAMING CHAIR, STINKY

>>942270918
>I was also ZZ top's art director at Warner Bros

Even though its oretty obvious I fogured I'd point this out just fir the fun of it, No, in no way shape or form was "Johnny Neptune" who you are nor was he the art firector for ZZ top under warner, that was glen wexler and andy ayeroff.
You have never and will never provide a timestamp to prove any of this, youre simply full of shit. Who you actually are doesnt matter because youve given up and remained anonymous by pretending to be someone you arent. Stop doing meth faggot.

>>942270969
I just farted down your throte.

>>942270429
>I majored in social studies

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>>942271031

That's an interesting misperception on your part

And obviously you're full of misperceptions and misunderstandings

once again, I was art director for ZZ top (lone Wolf records) whose distribution was handled through Warner Brothers

Warner Brothers is a distribution network
You don't understand what Warner Bros is

You seem to think Warner Bros is its own entertainment production company

That's because you're stupid

and your misperceptions are YOUR PROBLEM, not mine

lower left corner, genius
I was Bill hams art director
You stupid fucking idiot

You don't know anything about the entertainment industry at all

And you didn't even mention Jeri Heiden, you stupid motherfucker

You don't even know who Jeri Heiden is...

You don't even know who Barry Jackson is

You don't know who Mike Griffin or Bill Hamm or JW or Bob Small were

(I think JW is the only one who's still alive)

You don't know who any of those people are

hahahahaha LOL THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE STUPID

(You don't even know who the CAA are, so don't pretend to be knowledgeable with me, you stupid fucking unemployed talentless piece of shit)

>>942271100

damn I was expecting a solid meal

I didn't realize it was going to be sublimated

>>942271149
Proof?

WARNER BROTHERS RECORDING DIVISION:

A DISTRIBUTION NETWORK

It's not my fault that you're so stupid, you don't understand The association between Warner Brothers and production companies

It's not my fault You've never heard of the CAA

It's not my fault You've never heard of Bill Ham or Mike Griffin or Bob Small or JW

It's not my fault You've never heard of Jeri Heiden

It's not my fault You don't know who Larry Hitchcock is

That's your fault

YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT ABOUT THE ENTERTAINMENT INDUSTRY

And that's your fault, dumbass

>>942271135
>blah blah blah im a fucking liar who talks too much
Thats a lot of shit just to admit youre a liar.

>>942271183
Lets see a motherfucking timestamp of your artwork dude. Any of it, just one timestamp homie, shouldnt be hard.

>>942271224
It's a bot lol.

>>942271186

lol whatever you say, dumbass hahahaha

whatever you say STUPID FUCKING IDIOT

like I said, you've never experienced anything that didn't occur while staring at your stupid lonely little computer

The reason you don't get any pussy is simple:

YOU'RE A TERRIBLE SALESMAN

YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO SELL YOURSELF

YOU'RE A COMPLETE FUCKING AMATEUR

So you spend your life by yourself staring at your lonely little monitor

how's that working out for you, tyke?

maybe one of these days a virgin supermodel multi-millionaire princess will come kicking your bedroom door down

begging you to please turn off the video games and marry her

LOL YOU'RE THE WORST SALESMAN ON EARTH

because even stupid greasy niggers are smart enough to sell women on the idea of having sex


but not you

Not the lonely little genius

HE'S TOO BUSY PRETENDING TO BE SMART

The lonely Little genius He doesn't have time for a relationship

because he's so busy pretending to be knowledgeable

>>942271238
Thanks captain Nofuckingshit

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>>942271255
Still not seeing a timestamp

>>942271224

lol You think I'm going to work for free?

send me a 50% down payment, and I'll draw whatever the fuck you'd like with a timestamp and everything

But you can't afford my work

YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE A FUCKING JOB

THAT'S NOT YOUR INTERNET SERVICE YOU'RE RIDING, LITTLE BOY

YOU LIVE UNDER MOMMY'S RULES

see if she'll loan you the money for the 50% down payment and I'll draw whatever you'd like

>>942271296
Timestamp you fucking retard, post a fucking timestamp.

>>942271273
>I'm going to ask a bot for a timestamp.
New around here?

Mural anon.

So, and overhead projector. Just bought one on ebay with 40k lumens. Got me off my ass.

Tips for creation after that? Paint? Ill buy this shit this weekend. I'd like to be able to make some Alien shit. Been curious about AI with that.

Ramble some of your schizo shit, man. Ill take advice and use it. Thanks nigger.

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>>942271292

And I still don't see a 50% down payment, you broke unemployed idiot

maybe if you went to McDonald's and filled out a job application, after a few months you could afford some of my art?

But don't keep begging me for pro bono work, because it ain't going to happen

50% down, and 50% as soon as I'm finished with the project

when you have the money let me know
now clean your gaming chair
it smells like overcompensation and failure

>>942271322
His name is LoLvis.

>>942271338
>cant prove he is Johnny Neptune with a simple timestamp
Pretty simple thing to do considering youre capable of posting constant images about "yourself". Just a tinestamp faggot, otherwise youre the bottom of the barrel thief who stole Johnny Neptunes name like a coward.

>>942271338
Nobody wants you to do any art for them, just post a timestamp image proving you are capable of handling even the most minute of tasks.

>>942271322

okay I'm going to tell you what you need to know:

If you're doing a mural in your house, there's two ways of approaching it:

ACRYLIC ARTIST PAINTS
or
LATEX HOUSE PAINTS

It depends on which finished effect you're looking for...

The acrylics artist paints will have a completely different finish, a certain shine and it won't match the house paint on the wall

That's fine if you're doing a big graphic in the middle of the wall

But what if you're painting texture on the walls? You're going to want to use latex house paint

I only use one brand:
BEHR™

And even if I'm working indoors, I use exterior paint because it's more resilient

WHY BEHR PAINT? ™

because paint companies like Sherwin-Williams and Glidden Don't create the paint... they create a clear vehicle to add pigmentation to

But there are only TWO pigmentation manufacturers that handle all the paint compan:

One pigment company supplies EVERYONE with their pigments, Sherwin-Williams and Glidden and duron and all of those paint companies use the same pigments from that one pigment company

however.. BEHR™ creates their own pigment for their paint

And it's a much brighter color palette
Go to home Depot and pull out all of the different paint swatches and compare them to BEHR swatches

the Behr reds are much more vivid
the Behr blues are much brighter
ALL Behr colors are brighter, more vivid, and longer-lasting than the other companies

In fact, you'll suddenly realize all the other paint companies have a certain "dull muddy Brown" color mixed in

You won't even notice how brown everybody else's colors are until you compare them to BEHR

It's because they use clay in those shitty pigments, and they break down under the sun easier than Behr, they don't last as long as Behr, and they were never bright and vivid In the first place like Behr

I always use Behr

>>942271373
>>942271402

The day you matter, I will notify you

okay?... The day I start giving a shit what you believe or disbelief, I promise you'll be the first person I notify

I wouldn't hold my breath if I were you

>>942271490

Fuck yeah Anon, you absolute fucking schizo.

Thanks man. Interesting shit.

when you go to home Depot and look at all the color swatches, you see the full color wheel

But you have to actually grab some of them and place them next to the corresponding BEHR™ Colors to suddenly realize, "WOW!!! ALL THOSE COLORS HAVE BROWN MIXED IN THEM!!"

there's a certain ugly dirty brown clay bass to all of those Glidden and Sherwin-William colors

You don't realize it until you hold them up to the BEHR samples

That's because Behr makes their own pigments, without all the muddy clay, a much more vibrant beautiful palate, that holds up much longer under the sun

BEHR paint looks new for a much much longer time than Glidden or Sherwin-Williams

those other paints look muddy from the beginning, and the molecular surface changes quickly, and they end up looking flat and faded and ugly

whereas you could come back several years later and your Behr colors will still look new

>>942271546

no I'm not an absolute schizo at all, because I am in full control of my own life

schizophrenic people think there's some external entity that's secretly controlling their lives

I don't have that delusion at all...
I don't perceive any external entity controlling my existence, not even God

(The belief in God technically qualifies as schizophrenic delusion, believe it or not)

Christians perceive a delusional psychotic landscape, in which an invisible Boogeyman in the clouds secretly controls their life


That's the clinical definition of schizophrenia

no sir... I have a very unique and profound case of hypomania

It has nothing to do with schizophrenia whatsoever

And everything to do with creativity

>>942271650

Hypomania, yeah, I see it. You're not fucked up on drugs? This is it naturally? You come off similarly in person?

My area has a bunch of morality. One of them did this acid Pizza the hut thing, looks fucking terrible. But dude drives a Rivian.

Something to this shit youre talking about, man. Really interesting. Best to you, Anon.

>>942271546

If I had schizophrenia, I would be talking about some kind of weird conspiratorial plot that's happening against me, and most likely I would talk about it AS IF YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO ALREADY KNOW THERE WAS A CONSPIRATORIAL PLOT AGAINST ME

understand?.... schizophrenic people assume other people already know about this maniacal entity that's controlling their life

imagine a scenario where they see their life as a movie, but they are the only one that doesn't know the script

That's kind of how they perceive life

And they tend to assume everybody else knows about the plot against them

about the entity that's secretly controlling them

(there is no external entity... they have simply DISSOCIATED FROM THEMSELVES)

But yeah... A schizophrenic person would expect you to know there's a secret plot against them, expect you to know that the case manager at the homeless shelter is trying to give them poisonous potato chips that will control their mind

as if you're supposed to be aware of this scenario happening in their heads...

then they would mention Jesus, and throw in a bunch of technical bullshit jumbled words, intermixing tangential technical complicated sounding shit (But it's always a bunch of gobblygook, Just scientific catch phrases all jumbled together) And then another biblical reference, And finally a defiant statement against you, as if you're the one who's secretly controlling their life

It's really easy to spot schizophrenia in the written word

And it looks absolutely nothing like my unique style of text formatting

IT LOOKS NOTHING LIKE THIS

>>942271798
Poop is smelly.

>>942271734

I haven't touched hard drugs in over 9 years... I'm exactly at 9 and 1/2 years clean from hard drugs

I eat THC... I quit smoking after a recent heart attack and heart surgery

So I started decarboxylating it everyday and eating it instead

But yeah.. I don't touch hard drugs at all anymore. they actually became boring, believe it or not

hard to explain

Just became boring

>>942271825

I drop acid regularly, but never fucked with anything more than that.

My day begins now, been a pleasure and an interesting experience. Have a good one Anon. Ill say hi another day if I see your style around.

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>>942271734
yesterday, somebody in here inserted their foot SO FAR INTO THEIR MOUTH, their foot came out their ass...
when they said "mural business is dead"
lol
I informed them MURALS HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE POPULAR!!
cities all across the world are encouraging murals on the sides of businesses everywhere...
It's popping up everywhere these days

So he couldn't have been more wrong
there's never been a more busy time for mural artists
(All you need to do is get started, And you'll pretty much immediately realize OH THIS IS A LOT EASIER THAN I THOUGHT!!!)
soon you'll be teaching yourself all kinds of artistic techniques and blending and shading, etc etc
But even more importantly:
YOU'LL BE HAVING A LOT OF FUN
It's fun as shit!! You get totally lost into the art, and everything else disappears.
It's just you and the art
and some music
It's important to have good music in the background while you're painting

basically, you're dancing with colors if that makes any sense
AFTER THAT FIRST PAINTING
You're now pretty much an expert
you'll still be learning everyday...
(I still learn every time I pick up a paint brush or a ballpoint pen)

So you'll never stop learning

But after that first painting
you'll realize you've mastered it
You're technically an expert at this point.
And every painting after that becomes more fun and more and more exciting.
like I said it's important to have the right music in the background

I prefer rave music... It's positive and upbeat and fast pace and keeps you motivated, without a bunch of lyrics or stupid stories to distract you

nobody needs to hear lyrics about "I love you" or "she left me" when you're being creative

That's why Rave music is the perfect choice

https://youtu.be/sxv6ySvxCOg?si=DkttnAD5i6H6JDS9

>>942271808

You inadvertently misspelled TASTY

and a nutritional way to start each day!

>>942270429
I could paint a mural of jizz on your mom’s ass every night. That would be my side hustle.

>>942271911
see ya

And yeah I started taking LSD pretty much every day when I was 12, and that continued until I was 15, at which point I had already opened all of those little cabinets in my inner psyche

But I used to go to school all the time tripping my balls off and nobody ever realized it

>>942272043

I'm not suggesting everybody grabs a paint brush and becomes a mural artist

I'm simply using that as an example:

EVERYBODY HAS A TALENT OR SKILL

If someone doesn't have at least one natural ability, one skill, one natural talent... there's no reason to live

everybody has at least one

and if shit hits the fan, everyone can barter that talent, whether selling it for money or bartering for services or goods

what with the bleak economic and societal forecast which lays ahead, the ability to trade your talent or skill becomes even that much more important

And it makes perfectly good sense to be an independent contractor, so there is no middleman, there is no boss who's making the money while he's paying you by the hour

everybody has at least one natural skill they can sell, at least one talent they can charge money for

at that point, it's just A matter of self-discipline and waking up early and getting your ass out there and learning how to SELL YOURSELF

because no matter what the talent
You're still selling YOU

You're selling yourself to your clients

And I always recommend using completely original unique sales techniques

for me, the classic JN "I'm the guy who's painting your murals" audacious technique worked really well

It always got their attention, in a cute playful way, but also very self-confident

"Hi. I'm the guy who's painting your murals"

It's kind of designed for them to do a double take, and pay closer attention

at that point, they're like "let's see how he follows up after that"

SO I CLOSE THE DEAL

It's a slam dunk
I make them start thinking creatively
I gesture with my hands, my back turned to the client, vocalizing my vision for their wall

getting their creative ideas going

And invariably, the client will say something like " can you paint a picture of my son somewhere in the mural as well?"

.................................SOLD!!!!!

"can you paint my wife into the mural maybe sitting at one of the tables?"

................................SOLD!!!!!!


............................cha-CHING!!!™

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>>942270429
Hell yeah I love freelancing. Those corporate boss ppl can go fuck themselves. Its a free world they dont got the right to fuck with me

"could you paint my dog somewhere in the mural?"

.........................SOLD!!!!!

Who would have ever thought a golden lab would make all the difference, the difference between $16,000 or $0 ?

"can you paint my dog somewhere in the mural?"

..........................SOLD!!!!

(That's the sound of an $8,000 check being written, the 50% down payment which covers materials... And the materials only cost a $500 dollars tops)

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"can you paint my dog somewhere in the mural?"

....................CHA-CHING!!!!!™

>>942272501

exactly......

plus, CERTAIN PEOPLE WERE NEVER BORN TO WORK FOR OTHERS

I always work by myself for myself... It always ends much better that way

It's not advisable to have me representing their company standing behind a counter and punishing customers

It's much better they pay me to just go put some paint on the wall and leave me the fuck alone

Do not fucking disturb me while I'm painting and listening to music

lol

right?

rules are for employees
But I'm not a fucking employee
So I work by my own fucking rules

The employees are generally told, "Don't disturb Johnny when he's painting just let him do his thing. If he wants to go behind the bar and pour himself a drink, just leave him alone"

"yeah but he's smoking pot outside right now"

"I don't care. I told you to leave him alone while he's working"

>>942270357
>all 5 replied to me on the same day
>"sorry but we decided not to go further with your application"
many such cases

WHY THE "ART" THING IS PERFECT:

.............. You're expected to be weird

I always remind my clients, "Never hire a normal artist. You won't be satisfied with the finished product"

That's my way of reminding them ARTISTS ARE EXPECTED TO BE WEIRD

having a creative license to be as weird as you want gives you a lot of freedom and wiggle room

Plus, I always tell my clients, "I'll be smoking a lot of pot while I'm painting this mural, and trust me, you're going to want me to be stoned..."

name one other job that you can tell your boss "look you're going to want me to be stoned so I'm going to smoke a shitload of pot while I'm getting paid"

In fact, my contracts used to clearly state "$350 for high grade marijuana"

I'm not joking. It was the very first expenditure listed on my contracts:
$350 for high grade marijuana..
no shit

like I said, I would tell them "You're going to want me to be stoned, I promise"

And I even had CHURCHES agree to supplying the cost of the marijuana upfront, separate to the rest of the contract

PASTORS AT CHURCHES

I've painted a few Jesus murals inside churches over these past several decades

And even the pastors at those churches didn't quabble... fortunately for me, even pastors realize "artists are supposed to be weird and smoke pot"

I'm guessing jazz musician might be one of the only other jobs where the client expects you to be smoking pot while you're working

It's the perfect gig

>>942272879
I bet you just paint dicks on the wall and it looks like shit

>>942272879
you only think it looks grade because you're tripping balls with your shitty fent-laced weed

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>>942272653
Damn straight.

Im super young atm and plan on going to college for something fun like writing or filmmaking or something then spend my whole life freelancing that shit. And thankfully my parents seem super chill with it as long as im trying. Im so grateful for that lol

>>942271255
>>942271296
>>942271490

shit larp
stolen fame
> i'm not schizo, schizo's would rant about conspiracy theories
> there is only one place in the world makes all color used for any paint, no one else thought to make paint pigment ever

This is another larp by logfag

>>942270357
>Applied to over 100 jobs
LIAR frog.