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Get a job. If you can post on 4chan, you can work in a call center or answer emails or do data entry. No excuses.
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>>942363207
But you just posted on 4chan.

Get to work nigger
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>>942363310
KEK! Logfag BTFO
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>>942363207
My job is literally to turn phone calls and emails into 4chins shitposts.
I kid you not. $64k of school debt for this.
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>>942363207
Says the unemployed dude who has time to use all of the day on /b/, giving people shit about them supposedly being unemployed.
Also before you tard at me, I just got home from my job at the grocery store.
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>>942363646
Elaborate anon, what does doing that entail and what is its purpose?
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>>942363310
>>942363376
>>942364020
Develop a work ethic
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>>942364130
I have a work ethic, do you want some pointers on developing one neet anon?
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>>942364147
You've never worked a day in your life
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>>942364204
Stop accusing me of being you.
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>>942364125
Phone will ring.
>anon, did you read my email?
No.
Reads email.
>anon, imma call you.
Goddammit.
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>>942364319
But what does your job consist of?
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>>942364364
Get a job, NEET
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>>942364404
I have a job and I'm still not you.
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>>942364469
You've never had a job and need to get one now
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>>942364364
Rescheduling Zoom calls for OpenAI brass. Same "pass-the-shell" game that inflated the bubble, but I tie knots in the "accessibility" and thus "accountability" pipelines.
The software was originally written by GOP coders after watching Bill Clinton's emails being subpoenaed to try and find out if Monica spit onto the dress or if Bill was going for the face and missed. [SPOILER: She said, "I want to taste you." and leaned back opening her mouth. Bill filled it up and she spilled on the swallow.)
Trump later ended up owning the company through various merges and now licenses it to OpenAI. It's the same grift as real estate management fees, honestly.
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>>942365012
Huh interesting, if you were to get a job with your qualifications that you actually liked, what would it be like?
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>>942365012
The original program would tunnel client emails through chains of open relays under the theory that "you can't subpoena the entire Internet" which worked well at the time. These days it's all out in the blockchain so you need to encrypt the data. No costume like a disguise, so your disguise must simple be clothes. Plain sight is always blind, so we work on to open. POTS phone calls (including FAX and dial-up services) and email (though it is honestly all webmail and PUSH notifications) are lost like tears in the morning shower daily power sob.
Slap an ironic image onto that and post.
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>>942365429
Honestly, my favorite job was propaganda maths for The Client. We used to design "optimal" messages to deliver via mass media in third-world countries. Like we would hire local singers to record songs with our lyrics and then hand out mix tapes to the hire-bus drivers to play during the ride.
Shit was fucking crazy.
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>>942363376
>Everyone is logfag
Meds.
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>>942365694
Most of my work was in Kenya, Zambia, and Ghana, but I did two long stints in Haiti and Jordan.
Later I did independent work in Thailand, Cambodia, and Malaysia.
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>>942365694
That does sound fun, what was the propaganda trying to achieve though?
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>>942366071
Client goals. What candidates to vote for, projects to support, which media sources are trustworthy.
I worked on one project that was literally "Signs of Female Infections" that was used to triage intake at a camp. Which girls to avoid. Which girls are clean. Stuff like getting the subtle phrasing just right so they understood what was allowed and even expected without ever saying anything at all like that.
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>>942367816
Forgot pic.
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>>942367816
Interesting, the what candidates to vote for part sounds sus to me, as does which media sources that are trustworthy. Where there any ethical rules for doing that without fucking over the people you were influencing?
The projects and health stuff sounds like it could be good though.
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I have applied to over 100 jobs. Grocery store cashier, fast food server, "stocking associate," I've applied to thrift stores to sort and stock donations, I've applied to gas stations, hell I've even applied to wash dishes. That's the job fuckin' drifters do when they can't get any other kind of work.

After 12 months of this, I've only had two interviews. Both interviews were scheduled by a bot and when I showed up for the interview I was informed the job listing was fake and the role was filled weeks ago.

Yes, I do apply for data entry and call center jobs, too. Or I try to. I have alerts setup for that kind of stuff and every time I check them they are already filled by the time I get there.

Shut the fuck up about "get a job." GIVE ME A JOB. STOP FUCKING AROUND WITH AI AND LET A REAL PERSON DO THE WORK
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>>942368071
Client's money. Client's ethics.
>health
Right. ;)
>development
The dam benefits everyone equally.
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>>942372017
I literally walked into my neighborhood grocery store and asked the manager for a job.
Stop being a faggot.
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>>942372760
If it's so easy to find a job, quit and give it to some one else, coward



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