I'm 33 years old and i'm still a virgin. How much of a problem is this going to be if I did find a woman? Been putting more effort into trying to lose it lately, but am I just fighting a losing battle here? Foids my age have probably had dozens of men and will instantly be able to tell I haven't had any experience.Am I cooked or is there hope?
>>942643113if i were you i would see an escort, so at least if you do ever pull a woman, you have some idea what youre doing in bed
Calling them “foids” is probably more of an issue than being a virgin. Either lose that mindset or it won’t matter how experienced you are, women won’t ever want you
>>942643289sorry bro i'm just trying to fit in :(
>>942643113Even if you stayed alone, it wouldn't matter. Stop making it into a competition or something. try to find a happy reason to find and be with a pretty lady.Learn to care for, respect and love yourself so others can do the same. A man who does not care for or respect himself cannot expect to get much from other people.
>>942643113lol by the time I was 25, I had already fucked almost 800 women and teenage girls.that equals almost 800 times you chickened out and didn't start a conversationweirdALSO: why don't you have a job?just curious
>>942643476out of those 800, how many hookers?
>>942643476I do have a job though?
>>942643434lol that was hilarious
>>942643507ZERO....I don't pay public urinals to pretend they like methat's THE most self-emasculating thing a man can do
>>942643509okay good.... that's a huge start
>>942643113THE CORRECT ANSWER WAS™you are CORRECT!!it indeed will seem very weirdso consider yourself "actively trying" nowAND?.......EVERY RELATIONSHIP STARTED BY ONE OF THE TWO PEOPLE INITIATING A CONVERSATION WITH THE OTHER ONE
until YOU INITIATE A CONVERSATION, nothing will ever happen
>>942643113just rope
>>942643540yeah you're larping.
>>942643434I dunno about this man, there's definitely some sort of primal need to get laid in there because i'm still as horny as I was as a goddamn teenager
>>942643662nope @ ropemore like DONT ASK HER QUESTIONS...asking her out on a date requires an answerOP isn't looking for an answer.he will MAKE STATEMENTS insteadmaking his intention clearfrom the very beginning>>942643691lol no...... no, I'm not
>>942643707don't listen to his advicehe's telling you how to shrug your shoulders and give upfuck no....you need to learn HOW TO APPROACH WOMEN
>>942643707STATEMENTS vs QUESTIONSwhich do you think wilbe more effective?1: will you go out on a date with me? "2: I intend on getting to know you better over dinner at that new Thai restaurant that just opened
>>942643113You still have time to find someone. Don't stress.
>>942643801guessing the second one but I have never been that good at being assertive with anything in my life
>>942643113most men follow the exact same pattern:walking on tip toestaking baby stepstrying to slowly work their way indropping hintsstupid sexual innuendosthen finally thinking it's time to ask her out on a datewomen see this technique everyday and it's boringMAKE YOUR INTENTIONS KNOWN FROM THE VERY BEGINNING"I intend on getting to know you much better""I intend on taking you to that new Thai restaurant and seeing if you prefer a movie or dancing"trust me.. she will hear youYou don't need to sit and wait for an answeronce you've made your intentions clear, pick back up with the interesting conversation that you initiatedwhen you're done with the conversation, she will ask you "what night are we going to the Thai restaurant?" (or, conversely: she WON'T)Even the most handsome men get rejected... It goes with the territorywhen we are learning to walk, we all fall down a few times... we don't fall down once and spend the rest of our lives laying face down on the ground...we get back up again... no woman is obligated to say yesSo you have no right to be upset if she says nonobody climbs into the octagon and instantly becomes Conor McGregorthey've got to have their ass kicked several times beforehandIt's important to learn how to lose gracefully with a smileThat's the pathway to learning how to succeed
>>942643833I was never really that good at playing guitar until I picked up a guitar and taught myself how to playAnd I didn't become proficient instantlyIt takes time to learnIt takes time to teach yourself
>>942643330nobody here gets any play. bad thing to emulate
>>942643722next time say 200 hookers to be credible retard.
>>942643691and again: I'm not larping at allin fact, I am THE BIGGEST FUCKING LOSERI'm a complete fucking flakeI'm ugly and uneducated and I'm definitely not rich, I'm not a weightlifter and my penis is average size at bestBUT I HAVE SELF CONFIDENCEand so will youas soon as you climb into the octagon and start teaching yourselfwith each new encounter, it becomes more and more interesting, and you'll learn from any mistakes you makeYou've got a lot of catching up to dothere are 16-year-old kids out there competing with you right nowSo you have to get over the hump of FEAR
>>942643963bullshit.... >>942644001no sir.. I used to play in a band, and you know how girls are about musicians... I also had a job as a strip club DJ for almost 10 yearsand what made you think I was joking when I said I DON'T PAY MONEY FOR PEOPLE TO PRETEND THAT THEY LIKE ME?
>>942644021post ur peen :3
>>942643113You should try to cast a fireball.
This may be somewhat offtopic but still. I'm visiting my ancestral rural indian village And I was seeing daily ladies especially shitting in the streets like in the side obviously not in the middle. And today specially As I was coming home in the night, few ladies were shitting and the headlight of my scooty was on as i passed by them so they tried to stand up in order to conceal their asses but it was too late and I saw their big juicy asses partially as they tried to lift their sarees and pajamas up. Then I was like damn. It caused a strange arousal In me..and believe me , not in the Slightest Bit I was Having any sort of Feeling that could be interpreted as disgust. It was like very arousing in some very Taboo way you know what I'm saying. Like when you see someone naked from your own family. It maybe your mother, aunt or anyone. I, in particular, am somewhat predisposed to Inscestuous Fondness as well. Like I used to fantasise about my biological mother when she was still alive and now the same ardour is about my step mother but I know I wouldn't get her in any way shape or form. But yeah, that experience struck me in a very bizarre way that contained an intense infatuation. So I unorthodoxly decided that Let me turn away and get my headlights of my scooty off and as my scooty was electric so it made almost no sound unlike the ones which have internal combustion engines which gruntle. So I immediately took a quick turn and turned my lights off in pitch black night and approached them slowly where they were still shitting as they usually do. It's usual for them. Whenever some vehicle passes by them, they either stand up as they can far ahead see the headlights of the vehicles approaching OR they continue to shit there with their asses visible but cover their faces so that they are unidentifiable.
>>942644209So i approached to them slowly like in some stalking or creeping predator and as I reached there , i immediately turned on the headlights so that they would have no chance to stand up and cover their asses. And I saw it. Them big juicy asses and them pussies. Damn, it was all worth it. They got startled and tried to cover their faces. Actually you can stop there, get out , and just stand in front of them looking at thier asses and pussies and they wouldn't do a thing, trying to cover their intimate parts are the last thing in thier priority list. What matters is that they continue to cover thier faces properly so that I don't identify them who they are, which family they belong to in the village. I actually want to go even further and try to grab their boobies and Shove my dick into their mouth just to find out if they React or not. Fuck I'm already creaming my pants thinking all this scenario. Imagine you live in a Fucking village where women and girls shit in the side of the streets in the night and you can just randomly go to them, pull your meat out and start deep throating them all while they are too embarassed to uncover their faces. It happens because they don't have any moral high ground to begin with. They are in the wrong to shit in the streets and not in the toilets. So you maybe in theory able to do anything with a person who BELIEVES that he/she is in the wrong for whatever they are doing as they continue to do it anyway for whatever reason. Now as this might be going on 4chan or any other places so I should be clearing this up that open defecation in india has been dramatically reduced from 71 percent in early 2000s to less than 10 percent in 2022 according to UNICEF, which still is a lot by the way in terms of Raw numbers. Mostly these people are in Rural areas of 3 or 4 states out of 28 states. In urban India , this practice is non existent.
>>942643833Please dear god DO NOT LISTEN TO THIS MAN. The type of women this will attract are not for you. Don’t pretend to be the guy on 4chan, literally just talk to them. Believe it or not most women prefer to have a say on whether they go out with you or not. Ignore the larper and be a real person
>>942643963speak for yourself......I'm married to a woman 20 years younger than me
>>942644239LOL YOU STUPID FUCKING IDIOT!!......................wowhahahahahaha !!Go play another video game
>>942643833>Never have been good at being assertiveI don't care about the pastbecause until you learn how to be assertive, absolutely nothing will happenYou've never been very good at sculpture, eitherThat doesn't mean you can't teach yourself how to be an amazing sculptor
>>942644239>Believe it or not most women prefer to have a say on whether they go out with you or notthank you for proving you don't pay attention very wellspeaking of which:what's your girlfriend's first name?
>>942643113Don't worry about it, I lost my virginity at 20 and I just didn't tell the woman until afterwards
> I have never been that good at being assertive WE HAVE IDENTIFIED THE PROBLEM TODAYsee how easy that was? ...It didn't take very long for us to get to the root of the problem here
> I have never been that good at being assertive and that's EXACTLY how you ended up in this situation
>>942644328Good one >>942644383Wouldn’t you like to know, weather boy
>>942643113it's too late, anon. you need to accept it and move on with you life. get some hobbies and friends. it's not worth worrying over, tbqh
> I have never been that good at being assertive So you thought if you continued just waiting for a woman to force you into it, it would eventually happen?
>>942644470not so much force me into it as I like to think i'm good at being friends with women and maybe something could grow from there, but now i'm realising they mostly just see me as harmless
>>942644463THESE TYPE COMMENTS = what you should instantly disregardthese type men have accepted the fact that they will never succeed BECAUSE THEY ARE TOO AFRAID TO EVEN TRY........................ AFRAIDThat's fear... fear is the reason they never tryfear is the reason they've convinced themselves it's okay to never even try and just accept failureDO NOT TAKE ADVICE FROM MEN WHO NEVER EVEN TRY
>>942644544nah I genuinely think some guys just are best off not breeding and that's why they were made low T or submissive or they've got a small dick, and I bet that applies to OP here
>>942643113You’re thinking of women as a group, not as individuals.Think of them—and other people—as yourself. What gets you interested in others? Not in a sexual way, but what’s interesting to hear from someone? Be interesting, talk with people, get into new stuff. What personality traits do you look for in a woman? Ambition, kindness, etc. Women look for the same things.Don’t look for a partner. Meet many people through the hobbies you enjoy, and during that you’ll find someone much more likely.If the women you meet dislikes you being a virgin, hows that different from a women who you meet that doesnt like you for Thing x y or z?If she doesnt like it, find another one. There will be some who will enjoy taking your v Card, some who dont care at all, some who dont want to be with a Firsttimer etc.Everyone is a human, exactly like you.If you see them struggle, think about your struggles and know that we all are just trying to have it as nice as possible before our Denise:)
>>942644520>see me as harmlesscorrectAnd that's the total opposite of what they're looking forThat's why I told you Get it over with at the very beginning, don't wait and take baby stepsfrom the very beginning, make your intentions clearYou don't have to be forceful about itYou don't have to repeat it more than onceJust say it right up front"I INTEND ON TAKING YOU TO DINNER & A MOVIE"now you can go back to the regular conversationnow they know you're not a meek harmless welcome matIt's not pushyIt's not rudeIt's simply honestAnd it's refreshing
>>942644599no sir....The only reason we exist is to reproducewe are quite literally sex machines
>>942643113if you really cared that much you'd just pay for sex.
>>942643833>I have never been that good at being assertive If you're not assertive, they're going to think you're gay or just real weirdeither way, MEN FRIEND ZONE THEMSELVES.... by stalling
>>942644646would you pay me $200 to pretend that I thought you were interesting? would you pay my wife and I $500 if we both pretended to think you were cool as hell?by the way that's only 30 minutesit'll be $1,000 for us to pretend for an entire hour
F R I E N D Z O N E D :women don't friend zone menmen friendzone themselvesBY STALLING.......by not being decisiveby not knowing how to get what they want
>>942643113Only hope now is to join a church, be super religious and get you an also virgin girl who wants to wait till marriage. Just frame it as though you’ve always wanted to wait till marriage. Some of these bitches will most likely will be crazy as fuck though given their brain washing and susceptibility to propaganda. You’ll also likely have to have a close relationship with her family.This is still ultimately though the lessor of evils compared to a normal American single woman at your age. Especially if you are looking for something serious. Bonus that a lot of these girls can be crazy hot and a virgin. Extra bonus to be able to take their innocence.
>>942644646for only $400, I can arrange for all of my neighbors to stand out in our yards and wave at you as you drive byAnd we will all pretend like we think you're something special
>>942644646for only $175 I will run up to you in public and ask you for an autograph
>>942644646when you were a little kid, did your parents come to school and pay all of the other children to play with you out on the playground?or did your parents just give you cash so you could pay everybody yourself?
>>942643113the correct answer was:SELF CONFIDENCEand comfortable ASSERTIVENESSwithout those two things, nothing's ever going to happen
>>942643113You should be pretty honest about it. I bet some fat dumpy slut would be honored to be the first vajeen to put your tupeepee in.
>>942643113Start learning HRVThen unfold your life from thereThen once mature enough, pic related.
OPs first time be like:
>>942647230> inb4 what's HRVhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5apnLrzaT4&pp=ygUMSFJWIGJyZWF0aW5n
>>942647285> inb4 what's HRV point?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXo2LveIOoI
>>942647230tell me more what does hrv stand for?
>>942647428Heart rate variability See it as the thing that improves ALL stats. All at once. If your heart is coherent, whatever you put your mind to will become many times easier to achieve. Which included picking up girl (they can smell your fear, but also your chad energy that comes from HRV), and everything leading up to that. Ie. building your chad self.
>>942643113>I'm 33 years old and i'm still a virgin.There's a reason for that. Ha ha ha ha
