Naughty Cousin Edition
>>942654247Blessed post
>>942654202Bad Cousin is bad
>>942654312i wanna be jenna's very very bad older cousin
>>942654247Nice
>>942654347Would you ButtSecks her?
>>942654347What do you mean anon?
naughty older female cousin that's bullying you
>>942654439
>>942654184Thank you anon
Naughty younger female cousin that teases you
Evil aunt that pegs you and makes fun of your small cock
All this cousin talk feels targeted...
Ghost of a distant ancestor who haunts your dreams until you solve her murder.
>>942654557My pelvic floor got all excited after seeing her
>>942654376Only if she was my first cousin.
>>942654566Are they wet dreams?
>>942654566Will she give me that ghostly gluk gluk and poltergeist pussy if I manage to solve her murder?
>>942654484>>How do you like my new outfit, anon?
soft wrinkled soles
>>942654743>>It's ok.. you can look at me....
>>942654700You wake up covered in sweat and ectoplasm. Is that wet enough?>>942654710She'll be given a corporeal form just long enough to hug you, kiss your cheek, and thank you for setting her spirit free.
>>942654743>>942654779I wish I was her
>>942654653
>>942654757Perv...
Jenna Ortega's ass is lined with remnants of taco seasoning and hot sauce, so it's extra warm for your peenie.
>>942654779>>942654809>>942654743>>Go ahead.. you can touch me.. Nobody will know....
>>942654807Is ectoplasm a euphemism or is it actual ectoplasm?
>>942654872
>>942654807>no stanky spirit sex gay, I hope when she crosses over she ends up in hell.
>>942654872muy caliente
>>942654905this beaner warms my weiner
>>942654931
>>942654858whats pervy about that..
>>942654625what's a pelvic floor
>>942654858Yes. And thank you for noticing. Would lather them up in butter and nibble them clean like a couple of Red Lobster Cheddar Bay Biscuits.
>>942654969goddess
>>942654969Foot fetish might be the most common one on the planet, but it's still a fetish. Perv!
>>942654901It's just ghost goo. Sorry.>>942654910Mean.
>>942655045>Foot fetish might be the most common one on the planetIt is and with good reason!
>>942654971It's the thing your mom had to go get reconstructed after me and a few of my friends were done with her.
>>942655060yummy feet
>>942655045I can just appreciate a nice wrinkled sole...>>942655027
>>942655134smart man...
>>942655075Hmm, fine I'll take the ectoplasm.
>>942655060>>942655084She looks great skinny like this
>>942655098Hot
>>942655187Ok, how about this? Every time her ghost passes through you, you experience a euphoria twice as powerful as an orgasm.
>>942655093>good reasonYeah, a common brain malfunction>>942655134What were we talking about? Rachel in the pose distracted me too hard
>>942655134How much?
>>942655290But then I wouldn't solve her murder, that would make me evil. I don't want to be evil.
me on the right
Feeling good
>>942655354>>942655378BOING
>>942655184thanks.>>942655291soft wrinkled soles I think>>942655310a lot..
>>942655450>ywn make tea out of her stockings
>>942655450great body and soles on her
>>942655395Woah
>>942655450She really just keeps showing them off again and again and again
>>942654349Mmm fuck. Need more vintage
>>942655336Wholesome. <3
>>942655563
>>942655529
>>942655450so she has a price
>>942655627Mmm fuxk wonder what she and the others would think if they saw me jerking
she's got that dog in her
>>942655688Another beach I want to go to
>>942655529Woah is right
>>942655698
WHY
Need a bud to mic with over anya
>>942655698Literally?
>>942655475dont remind me :(>>942655555and again and again and again...
>>942655656See thru looks good on her
>>942655757She is trans
>>942655757needless to say but... Still. Fucking. WOULD.
>>942655754No end in sight
>>942655757kris10/10
>>942655737>What are YOU doing here
>>942654376>>942654312>>942654202>>942654829>>942654905Pedophile
>>942655740What a clown
#4 soon
>>942655737Is she transitioning?
>>942655863Just a Rapidly Balding jew
she is going to look too old by the time they start filming last of us 3
>>942655874'Cause everybody knows. She's a femme fatale. The things she does to please. She's a femme fatale. She's just a little tease. She's a femme fatale.
>>942655920She's so hot
>>942655920already looks too old, according to my cock
>>942655782>>942655878didnt you 2 retards get the memo? accusing people of being trans is sooo 2024. the new chud insult is you are either brown or a jeet. so start accusing her of having an indian grandmother or something your act is tired
>>942655959>>942655863
>>942655754keep posting her sir
New moner feet
>>942655920From the seed of Belial came forth the vampire Nosferatu
>>942656037you foot fags make me fucking sick
>>942656039
>>942656000i can do that>>942655796none whatsoever
>>942656123I genuinely don't trust people who don't like feet. Why are you not into feet?
>>942656212why are you into feet?
>>942656123I WANT TO CHEW ON HER FOREARMS
>>942656188I want her to lock me in chastity.
>>942656212hooooooooly based
>>942656234Hot, next question.>>942656259bless
>>942656212because they are feet, what is there to into? now get on my level and post her armpits
>>942656305At least you have some redeeming qualities.
>>942656299>>942656299blessed toes
>>942656472every part of margot makes me cum but i usually finish either to her face or feet
>>942656472Margot has some of the best.
>>942656198you don't realize what you're doing to me...just came...
>>942656472i like feet a lot, can't explain why tho, they just look nice and soft and cute
>>942655982triggered lol
>>942656562Can I have Isabelas in my mouth? please!
>>942656628oh dear...did you really
>>942656737No you can't! They're mine
>>942656737I don't see why not.
>>942656562>>942656542>>942656705
>>942656628eat it
>>942656801I asked first!>>942656804Thank you so much!
who needs to cum
>>942656812Is this real
>>942656831meee
Nicki Minaj is set to speak at the United Nations on behalf of the Trump administration.
>>942656801>>942656828She has two feet ...
>>942656925my fetish is bipedal celebs
>>942646167
>>942656976need to see her labia
>>942654585
>>942656962You're a sick fuck.
>>942656895good
>>942656925I am content with one
>>942656916Christians deserve to be slaughtered along with morons who believe in anything supernatural. Fuck that disgusting whore.
>>942656898whats with the red shit on her face?
>>942657078Sharing is caring
>>942657139Yes sir
>>942657139Staring (at your cousin) is caring
>>942657229She needs to be my personal cock masseur
>>942656976
>>942655740Talk to me
>>942657021God she’s hot
Salma coom
I like the idea of a girl I have to tie a string around so she doesn't float away on the breeze.
>>942657488great feet on her too
Iykyk
>>942657488jfc at the rate she's aging shes gonna be hot as fuck and fuckable into her 70s.
>>942657650I prefer her tits but you have a point there>>942657743I'm hoping so anon
>>942657743Ain't that a surprise
>>942657667iydkydk
>>942657426
>>942657488
>>942657772Imagine getting balls deep into that spicy jalapeno and she leans into your ear and whispers, "Cum for Abuela, amorito."Would bust GALLONS
>>942657920b-but that means grandma
>>942658010Ah shit here we go again
>>942657920I would love to fuck granny salma so much>>942657856
>>942657772>>942658161
>>942658234top tier woman
>>942657414
>>942657961I know. Hot, right?>>942658161Agreed. I want her to steer into the age gap too. Get weird with it. Make me suck a Werther's Original out of her old cooch while she watches Murder She Wrote and knits.
>>942658313
>>942657414>>942658319oh fuck
>>942658331bingo dabber dildo
>>942658355
>>942658387Fuuuuck the thought of her in just a pair of heels, bingo dabber shoved up her pussy, squatting and dabbing her cards, while she sucks my cock?Lawd have mercy, we might need to slow down here. I'm developing fetishes I didn't even know existed.
>>942658331>Werther's OriginalI love them...
>>942658514Same. I bet they taste incredible lathered up in Salma secretions.
>>942658501
>>942658569mommy salma
susage, potaters and sweet corn tn :3 cheers everyone
>>942658554I'd love to find out
>>942658623*Grandmommy Salma. She's past mommy stage.
>>942658753Do you reckon she'd feel a pulsating cock in her old vag
>>942658753she's younger than my mom
>>942658710>>942658710>susage, potaters and sweet corn tn :3 cheers everyoneWholesome.
>>942658923i wish SI put the celebs in the calendars too, not just the magazine. i don't buy the mags anymore but i still get the calendar every year and i was hoping salma would be in it but she's not
>>942658878>wholesomelike you! and ariana :3
>>942659063that sucks, did you at least get the magazine, first one I've gotten in years
>>942659125nope, couldn't find it. i would've if i saw it anywhere
>>942658623
>>942658871Yes. I'm sure she's younger than many people's mothers. Believe it or not, there are people in their nineties who are still technically "mothers." But at 59 and completely out of menopause, she's well past the age that would put her in the Milf category. Yes, she's smoking hot. Yes, we would all dump thousands of loads into her in the futile effort of knocking her gorgeous ass up. But the fact remains that with her 60th birthday less than a year around the corner, she's firmly in the rare gorgeous Gilf category. It's not a criticism at all, it's actually the opposite. It's crazy how hot she's gonna be even into her 70s and she deserves to get fucked and worshipped accordingly.
>>942658923>>942659125
>>942659383I see your point, yeah
>>942658851Are you kidding? As good of shape as she's kept it in? I guarantee you she does a fuck ton of kegels. Not only can she feel it, she'll probably milk your cock so dry with it you won't be able to see straight and end up with a massive headache from the dehydration.
>>942659295thats unfortunate, check whatever kroger store in your area, thats where I picked up mine hell they may even still be available>>942659349>>942659411
>>942659490
Nat doesn't want us having a MILF party without her
>>942659547>>942659571She is too good with us
>>942659571holy fuck
at 56 JLo is close to Salma's age and i gotta say she is looking hotter and sexier than ever to meand her boobs certainly have never been bigger
is this the thread
>>942659511>>942659705she's another one I've enjoyed the more milfy shes gotten
>>942659705the things I'd let her do to me
>>942658710sounds tasty and nutritious
>>942659705Agreed. But you'd have to implement some sort of "no talking, no drama" rule with her because everything I've heard about her makes her sound unbearable to be around. She leeched years of life out of Ben's face and physique. She'd have to understand that she's just gonna be a fuck hole. Unlike Salma, who I feel like would be a lot of fun and playful even when you aren't fucking each other into oblivion.
>>942659123ᶦ ʷᵃnnᵃ ʰᵘᵍ ʸᵒᵘ
>>942659780
>>942659799it was :3 >>942659848you can hug me anytime you like dear <3
>>942659826can tell you're the type who default sides with the man in every relationship cuz ben was/is a known alcoholic and a cheater. jen wasn't the problem
>>942659826I'd be her fuck hole.
>>942659864gorgeous
>>942659890
>>942659727It is now>>942659780Better than ever before
>>942658878This is a really cute pic.
>>942660052
>>942660099awwww <3 *hugs*
>>942659976At what point did I say Ben was innocent? Im sure he was a piece of shit too. Believe it or not, both people in a relationship can be terrible. But to cherry pick that simple fact and ignore the OVERWHELMING preponderance of evidence and stories that paint J-Lo as a terrible human being from a myriad of sources, from former partners to assistants to cast and crewmates and even former friends, just shows YOUR biases here, not mine. Whiteknighting for celebs who don't even know you or care that you exist is top tier cringe, anon. Stop that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6AJePk927Y0reminded me of choli
>>942660100No Downs Syndrome Monkeys.
>>942660126
>>942660278She really does have immaculate honkers.
>>942660137I knooooow. She looks like a princess. <3>>942660192also, ᵐʷᵃʰ
>>942656895everyone hates you btw
>>942660265Faggot
>>942660333lol k
>>942660169
>>942660316shame we'll never see them
>>942659890i'll be having a small steak (with a few bleu cheese crumbles) and a big bowl of broccoli! :)>>942660230>newjeansI hope they come back soon, for our boy
>>942660317kisses from the cutest anon <3 oh dear im blushing
new Criterion Closet with Elle Fanning just droppedhttps://x.com/Criterion/status/1990533048404709737
>>942660490they're coming back! as of last week anyway>>942660545elle is an angel. an angelle, if you will
>>942660545She has shit taste
>>942659886Fuck me. I might have to start jerking
>>942659886those feet holy fuck
>>942660617I saw! but ador is being weird and only announced haerin and hyein (and Hanni is in antarctica for some reason?)something is fishy imo, choli thinks they're doing it to slander Hanni
>>942660493>mfw he calls me cute
>>942660394
>>942660873gotta love that view
>>942660490sounds delicious :3 (apart from the bleu cheese) >>942660822<3 <3 how is your evening going qt?
>>942660908Eyes on the prize
>>942660801choli would know better than me :/ i hope it works out for his sake!
>>942655243Kenna has really grown up and is so fuckable
>>942660953not great so far. i'm working a little late. but i'll be ok. gonna wrap up pretty soon. i hope you're cozy. <333
>>942660991huge breasts
lost some respect for her as a cineaste but she's still a cutie pie can't really expect a 27 year old girl to know much about film or anything at all actually
>>942661200Heavy
choli just woke up and he already fell asleep again, lmao. lil guppa can't hang
>>942660545aw, like that she picked "daisies". it's a mesmerizing film.
>>942660953bleu cheese is great on steak though, you should try it>>942661056I hope so too, I'll just say FUQ HYBE on his behalf
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