>>942729005true
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>>942729005I disagree. I think most people consider it hilarious.
>>942729005many such cases!
>liar shot dead while spreading lieshe should have thought about it beforehand.
>>942729005It still is.
there is nothing funny about political violence
>>942735479Charlie Kirk wasnt a politician.
>>942729005I don't find his death funny, but ironic, considering his statements that a certain number of deaths by firearms is acceptable for the right to own weapons. His death is not to be mourned; he was, in a sense, in agreement with it himself.
>>942729005Left wing fanatics and transvestites aren’t most people, thankfully.
>>942735660>Muh 2016 MAGA rhetoric against lefties
>>942735881Charlie was assassinated in 2025.
>>942735926>Ugliest meme award
>>942735660You live in an artificial reality, with Boogeymen around every corner
>>942736231But a tranny chasing faggot literally shot Charlie Kirk dead. How is that an artificial reality?
>>942729005I mean, it wasn't not funny...
>>942735660low IQ people tend to have the memory of a goldfish>4chan has been a 24/7 nonstop barrage of KYS TRANNY and LOL @ "INSERT BLACK GUY" HE WAS A SILLY GUY webms for years>Measurable spike in right wing snowflake incel violence over the last 9 months>WH had to pull the accurate data >"ALL DUH DATA IS FAYKE">Entire cabinet is trumps people>no public firings or charges of any kind against """"BIDENS PEOPLE"""You people live in a fictional reality
>>942736621Well duh, you said it yourself. This is 4chan retard not reality
>>942729005I bet these people didn't lol
>>942729812What did he lie about?*dodges bullet
>>942735660but charlie was killed by a cis man
All those people are Satans clones. There wasnt even any trigger for this, he just films gore videos so he can post them online. I don’t really know for sure why, it’s kinda boring though. Like thats a really boring thing to do isn’t it? He clones himself, so now his bodies are here for like 80 years at a time. He controls every clone. And, he kills a lot of them too because, they were gonna die anyways. So he tries to make shit up basically like, shit that just wouldn’t happen like anime for example. He draws the anime dude. Yeah the gore videos though are like extra gay because nothing is even happening there. Like imagine filming a gore video. Same with porn. Those are like the two gayest things that Satan uses his clones for. Nothing is even happening in these videos, nobody is even there except Satan
I'll never fund an egirl ever again. I used to spend retarded amounts of money on Clara Dao's Patreon. There weren't any other girls exactly like her. She had a flat chest. I mean FUH-HUH-LAYAT!And she always had these nipslips in her pics and videos that were "totally by accident lol".I wasn't like a typical idiot findom paypig but over the course of a few years I spent probably close to a grand.And you know, that's not even the worst part. The hundreds of dollars I dumped on her with her perfect little titties, her perfect brown nips, the forbidden glimpses I caught, that all her paypig fans were there for, that isn't what really fucks me up.No. The rage cringe malding coup de gras is that she used all that fucking money from all of us simps and GOT A FUCKING BOOB JOB!Her influencer persona was all about body positivity and embracing her flat chest. And I know that I and many other men spilled thousands of gallons of our seed to her over the years, because we knew what we liked, knew what we wanted, and came time and time again to her delicious flat chest.And we all publicly lauded her body positivity message and at least for my part, absolutely agreed with it.But we gave her our money because we wanted more nipslips, more pussy slips, more glimpses of those succulent brown nipples on those little nothing tits.Overnight, she betrayed all of us. The girls who looked up to her, and the guys who stroked it to her... she played us all.Never again.
The real reason the US doesn’t use the metric system is that the US standardized their weights and measures separately from the French, and the benefit to metric is standardization, not decimalization. Jefferson thought that the international standard would be worth adopting (and was also a massive Oui-aboo) so he requested a Kilogram and Meter standard from the French, but English Privateers stole the first one and the second one (remember that they are made from precious metals) and the third one got melted down to pay the crew of the ship carrying it when they mutinied after being denied pay at while stopping at Bermuda on the way to the US.By the time the 4th attempt was made, the US civil war was under way, there was better than a half century of inertia in the way, and a period isolationist (particularly anti-French) sentiment followed the civil war, so we just tweaked our standardized weights and measures a couple percent in order to refer to the SI standards and have carried on for another 160 years using both systems ever since.It is important also to know that US customary is not the same as Imperial (the gallon is where this is most evident). The US standardized measures are based on the Winchester standards of the 16th century and US Costomary standards predate the Imperial standards which were adopted by the British Empire in the 19th century.
One of our roommates moved out and he stopped back in three days later to drop off his key. I went into my room to change real quick but he barged in when I had my pants off. I was too shocked to do anything other than scream before he pushed me down onto my bed. I landed on my back with no pants or panties on spread eagled and the most afraid I've ever been. I tried to kick him as he lunged at me but he just grabbed my legs and he already had something in his hand. I didn't know what it was until he shoved it into me. It was coarse and rough and irritating and that's when I realized it was sand. The freak was apparently carrying sand in his pocket for some reason and he had just shoved it into my pussy.I was still hysterical and screaming, still ready to fend off a rape attempt when he stepped back and unzipped his pants. I was still in a defensive position ready to fight him off when he just started pissing all over me and my bed.I was now terrified, angry and disgusted and confused. He just zipped up, and grinned at me with this psychotic look on his face and then shouted, "SNOODLES!" and ran out.I was too embarrassed to call the cops or tell anyone. I'm glad he didn't actually rape me with his penis although I was sure as shit violated. I was in the shower for an hour most of that time cleaning the sand out of my vagina. Bedsheets were ruined. Not only the piss but the sand got everywhere.
I had a ex girlfriend who had bad IBS . When we would have sex she would have to plan for it. So Spontaneous sex was never sadly a thing. As she need it to empty her bowels and do what ever she did before we hook up. Well This one night, I came home So enraged horny! As my coworker was walking around in a bra that was super low cut and a pare of booty shorts. She knew i liked her like that and did this to piss me off. Witch it did kind of. Only i stayed true despite her offer to service me on lunch. As i was sporting a hard on you could see from space! Shit hurt all fucking day.When i finally made it home, I located my ex who was laying in bed. I removed my clothing and i acted like a fucking Animal! I ripped her pants off and her top she was like babe no.. im not ready.. and i just went to town. I was fucking her so hard her juices wee running down my legs as she was that turned on by this. Then as i pulled out and stuck it in her ass it happened.She let her entire bowels out all over me. Shit was everywhere! She said oh m god.. and i said in my own mind fuck it! I kept plowing her,, As i was that horny. She started yelling and so i pushed her head down in the pillow not realizing she got shit everywhere! Including but not limited to the entire bed. And that's when she started puking. Hearing her puke made me start smelling the shit for some reason. as the smell did not bother me before, but now hearing the sounds of vomit hitting the bed plus the smell of shit made me sick and was i was still behind her about to pull out i got sick and puked all over her. Witch made her puke even more and shit was everywhere. all over my hands my body and i could not stop puking. After she and i got up to use the bathroom to wash up. We then had to deal with the bed. We wound up bagging the bedding and throwing it out. the bed then was taken to the dumpster down the street and we slept on the floor that evening. She was super pissed .
>be me>be 17>be decades ago>weekends out on the lake>singapore sessions in full effect>we land in the field>nobody really knew>our cabin is nice but still "the pleb" compared to our extended>just barely considered family by them>prepare for eternity of hazing>turns out they are polite>lazy day swimming>backstroke>butterfly>backstroke>breast stroke>go under>hold breath>keep holding>hold>lungs to burst>erupt from the water>gasp for air>hair slick back>open eyes>look at hilltop>there she stand stalking back and forth>short hair>tight leggings>think that cant be her>her parents bring her down>almost forgot about her>so cute now at 11>cant believe her chest now!>comes to swim with me>socialize and they need to unpack so watch her>she strips down>wearing bikini underneath clothes>top too big and hard shape>afraid to go under so stands in hip deep water>huge gap between cup and tiny breast>diamonds underwater>try not to stare>is she unaware or savvy?>find out later and im shocked by the knowledge
Q: If you have a pack of cigarettes but no way to make fire, how do you smoke one?A: Take a cigarette out of the pack. You can now use the pack to light it because the pack is now a cigarette lighter. :-D
>CIS MEN BAD!>what if bad cis man pretends to be trans>STOP PICKING ON TRANS PPL!
Yeah but then you realize the people who thought it was funny simped for a dead negro crackhead that robbed pregnant women at gunpoint.
My sister and I used to... experiment on each other. It all started when she got a chemistry set and I got an electronics education kit. She would make different chemical compounds and I would make cool little circuits. She taught me what she knew about chemistry and I taught her what I knew about electronics. Before long, we were convincing our parents to order us more advanced stuff. There were certain chemicals that she wanted that actually raised flags in a database somewhere and FBI agents came out to interview our parents to determine if someone was trying to make explosives. Our dad was a lawyer though and he told them to fuck off if they didn't have a warrant. Meanwhile, I was experimenting with radio waves, magnetron tubes, etc.By the time we were teenagers, we had combined our resources and our talents to create a device that could target certain cellular structures and alter their DNA. This was even before CRISPR was a thing.And then we did what most scientific ethics committees would be aghast at... We experimented on ourselves and each other.As it stands, we are both immortal and invulnerable. We don't have super strength. We can't fly. We don't shoot lasers from our eyes or anything like that. But we no longer age. We have been "in our twenties" for many years now.We are unstoppable and we will change the world. We will bend it to our whims. Be ready. Shit's about to get real.
>>942737657He actually never robbed a pregnant woman at gunpoint and even if he did, it wouldn’t have justified him getting unjustifiably killed by a cop.
>>942737802Kike detected
>>942729005It's the same people who think it's funny that your step dad raped you repeatedly as a child. Its a twisted world. It wasn't your fault.
>>942738995One day, he was changing the oil in his car. He was drunk and pissed off.He yelled to me to come over and help him. The car was only held up by a single jack. My mom was inside. No neighbors were out. I walked over, dropped to the ground, and kicked straight at the jack. The car shook once."What the fuck are you doing you little fuck?!" he yelled.Before he could get out from under the car, I gave the jack another kick.Everything dropped.Pain exploded in my right leg. It shattered my tibia, my fibula, and three tarsals in my foot.My stepdad's skull was crushed under the oil pan.The pain was so intense I blacked out.I woke up in the hospital. My mom was not crying. She was happy that I was alright.The police asked me what happened. At first I genuinely didn't remember, but then I said I went over to help him and I slipped and fell and then the car fell down.I cried. They were sympathetic.That night I cried tears of joy that my disgusting stepfather would never rape me again.
