What's the craziest thing a girl has ever asked you to do to her in bed? For me it's probably>asked me to cut her while I pissed inside her (I dont even think thats physically possible??)
>>942764531My gf asked me to tie her up naked to chair with vibrator in pussy and left her like that for 3 hours straight.
>>942764717fucking hot. wish my current girl was a freak but she's not. she literally doesnt masturbate lol, the sex is alright cuz she's a squirter but she really isn't kinky
>>942764782Sorry to hear that
>senior in highschool>Chat with cute goth girl who is a sophomore>We chat about more and more kinky things and start sharing BDSM links and hardcore porn>We were both dating other people but liked to talk about kinky things with each other>Never get to hook up with her>Go to college>Lose contact with her>Be Junior in college>She sees me on cmPus and says hi! She went to the same college and is a freshman!>We exchange numbers>That Friday night she is at my place>We are drinking>I am retard and didn't get any condoms>She tells me she is ovulating and doesn't want to do vaginal since I don't have condoms>She just tells me to fuck her in the ass insteadFirst time I got to fuck her was anal only
>>942764971You lucky piece of shit. Show a blurred picture if you can? If you're not FB friends with this bitch you're truly retarded
>>942765076We had a nasty breakup. I don't have any pics of her on my phone, it was over a decade ago.She was kinky as fuck. For example.>Back in highschool >She has a fight with one of her friends>Her friend starts spreading rumors about her that she is into erotic fiction about girls fucking dogs>Her friend thinks that will make me not like her>One of the hottest things I have ever heard>I test the waters in our chats and carefully being up bestiality>She is all about it and loves it>Fast forward to when we were dating in college>After we broke up she texts me pictures of the slutty Little Red Riding Hood costume she was going to wear for Halloween >She had also paid for a custom wolf furry mask for off eBay>She wanted to do some hardcore rape roleplay of me as the big bad wolf raping little red riding hood>But I dumped her like 2 weeks before Halloween...I wish I could go back and wait until after Halloween. She was crazy though.
>>942764531Have sex with her
>>942764531It wasn't the girl I was fucking. But one I was with, went to her house but she was at work and only her mom was as home. We talked for a bit and just before I left her mom handed me a rum and coke. Then went to put her youngest daughter in the crib for nap time. Came back shortly and handed me another drink while she slammed a big one down in one go. Then she walked me over to the couch talking about whatever. Before I even got comfortable on the cushions she had sat in my lap and started making out with me. Before I could even really process it all she had her panties to the side and me in her. As it escalated into her riding ande rolling her over to get on top she whispered my ear 'lets go in Sarah's room'. Which was the girl I was with. We ended up fucking on that little bed for hours and my dick sore enough that I didn't dare pick up my girl that night.After that we only did it one more time in the back of her family van before I shipped out .
>>942765308kek. I'd do it because of her outfit, but I fucking hate furries. That's hot regardless. You think she had some personality disorders? I've realized most of my crazy exes probably had some cluster B shit going on
>>942765655checked and holy fuck'd. that's incredibly hot in so many ways. was her mom attractive? did your girl ever find out? was there tension previously or did she just do that out of nowhere?
Dated a masochist chick. She would cum from having her pussy paddled. She'd beg for me to do it, almost daily. I got out when she started wanting me to slap and choke and cut her. I was worried she was setting me up for blackmail saying I was abusive.
>>942766378I'll take girls who got molested for $100
>>942765892Absolutely, she had lots of mental issues. That is why we had to break up. She she is still by far the wildest girl I have ever had sex with.
I had a girl ask me to “rape” her one time. She had this whole elaborate scenario in her head, she wanted me to show up unexpectedly with a mask on and fuck her no matter how much she resisted. It felt like a honeypot though so I never did it.
>>942766545Don't blame you for being apprehensive, it's hard out here for us guys, but what does she gain from saying you raped her? Why would she waste her time setting up a honeypot on some random dude? Unless theres more to the story
>>942766496In hindsight, I'm pretty sure she was. She would give me her best cute little girl puppy eyes and voice when she asked me to do some pretty outrageous stuff.
>>942766906fuck that's hot. not sustainable, but hot. I should cheat on my gf
>>942766618>Why would she waste her time setting up a honeypot on some random dude? Unless theres more to the storyIt wasn’t a random girl, we were good friends, but the whole thing just seemed shady. Not really more to the story as such but I think maybe she’d been abused as a kid or something,
>>942766545That's when you get the contract + neutral witnesses, including one respected member of the community like a firefighter or whatever.
>>942767575keked
>>942764531Crazy girl I was seeing for a couple months would get super wasted and ask me to help her roleplay the memories she had of being molested by her foster brother
>>942764717>Best I can do is glue you to the floor with an old carrot in one of your thigh folds.
>>942764531once she asked me to stop hogging the blanket.
>>942764531piss enema. went sideways, never saw her again.
>>942769008So she shit in a toilet in front of you or what?
>>942764782nice. i love when she pisses and shits everywhere.
>>942764531i'm norwegian. norwegian women are lame. they don't do anything interesting.
>>942769949That's largely because of the men they've got to work with. No-one is inspired to write a beautiful piece of music on a badly made instrument.
>>942770042Not really. They're very horny, but they refuse to do anything beyond the very mundane.
One ex wanted me to fuck her in front of her brother
> met a very hot girl back when tinder was actually good> after hanging out a lot she wants me to fuck her ass> not really my thing but do it because she's so hot> i'm deep in her ass and she says "i want to taste it"> i say wut?> she says she's wants to taste her ass> before i can say anything she spins around and starts sucking my dick> i am totally grossed out and instantly lose my erection> she can't get me hard again> i tell her i don't feel well> she tried to kiss me when i left> never contacted her again
>>942764531Nothing crazy. Ice in my mouth while I sucked on her nipples, rub her clit with ice. Another girl I mentioned that too said that sounds like it would hurt on the clit, but it's what she asked
>>942765340You sick fuck
probably the one who wanted to be catheterised, then fucked, with her own piss squirting on her face from the catheter.same one had someone brand her once.close runner-up would be the one who wanted me to watch while she put needles through her nipples. but only watch.
>>942769949honestly never been there but that sounds right to me. they probably smell like fish and just kinda flop around
>>942764531She told me to stop
>>942770217Tell her to clean her ass beforehand you fucking pussy. You sound like a shitty partner
>>942770334yeah I hope youre not still with Aileen Wuornos or they're gonna find your body in a ditch somewhere
>>942770521sounds like you enjoy kissing girls with shit breath. speak to a mental health counselor.
>>942770418They're clean, horny, and boring. I've fucked a couple of Asians, and they're down for anything.
Had a gf specifically ask for anal. She'd be my wife by now if she hadn't died from a rare complication from catching mono.Had another who wanted me to leave my dick inside her after I finished. She liked feeling it go soft, then hard again while still in her pussy. Sounds fine in theory until you really gotta pee after busting that nut and she still wouldn't let me pull out and go pee.
