Heterosexual babecock thread. Gay slut kikifag edition. Why are they like this?
I am a Kikifag and I don't know why you gotta smear us like that.
>>942787192Justify your gayslut behavior then.
>>942787262I act no such way, fag.
Kikisluts are the reason everyone thinks this is a gay thread.
>>942787121Yessss! Happily married Dutch Dad here, love thisdisc exuberant_lynx_93644tguard JC36J3ZQW
>>942787619This guy really isn't helping your case.
>>942787462I'm tired of your relentless slander, Anyafag.I will have compensation.
>>942787619>>942787668I would never
>>942787803What do you wanna do about it? Have a kissy fight?
>>942788041That's almost exactly what I want yeah. Your kissy friend is getting them all, well I'm gonna collect some from you in apology. Better be world-class kisses too, don't spare the tongue.
>>942788095>apologyI would only ever give you kisses to prove how gay you were (not me though, just you, because I wouldn't actually like it).
>>942788261god the veins
>>942788307If that proves I'm gay it proves your kissy friend is gay too. But you know it's harmless.You're gonna apologize with kisses, straddling my lap, and I'm gonna be wrapping my arms around you until you're done.>>942788386The veins.
>>942788432>>942788386bet they'd feel good on your lips
>>942788432>If that proves I'm gay it proves your kissy friend is gay tooNo that's different because we're both straight.>with kisses, straddling my lap, and I'm gonna be wrapping my arms around you until you're done.So fucking gay. Bet you want me to suck your cock too huh faggot? Well I won't do it.
>>942788526Yeah maybe. You could trace them with your tongue.>>942788565Just like you and me.No I don't even though I'm sure you'd love it, especially if I massaged your butt to get you in the mood.
>>942788526>>942788624God i love chocolate
>>942788624>especially if I massaged your butt to get you in the mood.G-gross...
>>942787121Not this faggot thread again… you are all fags
>>942788856Far and away the gayest poster in this thread.
>>942788679Melts on your tongue.>>942788815Yeah, massage your rump while you're sticking your tongue in my mouth. I bet you'd be so grossed out you'd start grinding back and forth on my lap.>>942788856Hey there Straight.
>>942787905>swish and flick
>>942788905>>942788526>>942788679God im feeling like a sweet treat
Hey nonny , "kissy friend" here ^^I wont be able to stay and play but please give me a big ol straight kiss before you do anything with the others...Ive been so nonny-starved without these threads for a while
>>942788972Sweet on the outside, salty on the inside.
>>942788881Your bigger obsession is the gayest here>>942788905Hey faggot
>>942789132nigger*
>>942788972>>942789064making me crave it even more
>>942789025*jumps in your lap and gives you a big sloppy kiss* the kikislut is trying to gay me...
>>942789132Good that you're back. We need more straights here.>>942789268Silly boy. Your mouth's watering.>>942789282>>942789025>the kikislut is trying to gay me...Anya slut can't expect to call me gay all the time and just get away with it, so now I demand some kisses in restitution!
>>942789268>>942789348dont tell my wife mmm
>>942789401Our not-so-little secret.
>>942789064Cum on cocks looks too tasty...
>>942789401>>942789549>>942789549mmm fuckkk
>>942789282Thats the stuff I needed !*kisses you intensely*I can't stay nonny...*squeezes your butt and kiss your nose straightly*So try not to get too gay... we don't want your dreams to return... or do we?
>>942789282P.s. I love that picYou're the best
>>942789756>we don't want your dreams to return... or do we?Totally. Be good today.
>>942789565Very.>>942789752Shhhh.
>>942789752>>942789888mmm make me regret it
>>942789924Regret, anon? Why, what's there to regret?
>>942789924>>942790102fuckkk that must feel so good
>>942789348beautiful dark meat
>>942789794I will... you too !If this thread gets gay then you should tell me next time.You can always confess to me and let me help un-gay you...*another kiss and a final very hard buttsqueeze*
>>942789888Delicious, so much to clean up
>>942790147Totally.>>942790212There's more anon. Loads more.>>942790202I like all kinds of meat.
>>942790256thats good. I only like them for aesthetic reasons but i stick to dark only :)
>>942790147>>942790256fuckkk and this even better
Weirdos.
>>942790329Ah you just like looking huh?>>942790414But sometimes it's just you and your hand and then what do you do...
>>942790677of course, i'm straight. I just look and appreciate them, non-sexually
>>942790256Hot, but cocks should be touching for the best experience
>>942790414>>942790677did that tons as a teen, could even suck myself back then
I'm glad I don't like the celebs that mostly get posted here (Anya, Kiki, Tay)
>>942790707>I just look and appreciate them, non-sexuallyOhhh okay. Almost had me worried you'd like to, like, hold one in your hand for example. Or hands.>>942790788Kinda like Anyafag posted above.>>942790870Oh wow, that was so naughty of you anon.>>942791010>I'm gladHow so, anon?
>>942791032hold one?! no way thats gay stuff. I wouldn't want to hold one with two hands and feel it throb, nuh uh
>>942791032Babecocks only work if you like both sides
>>942790870>>942791032would spend hours after school in my room sucking myself
>>942790329>>942790707What happened to 1, 2, and 4?
>>942791165Yeah, good good. No holding a throbbing one, or tasting or anything like that.>>942791183I know, so why are you glad anon? Afraid of the babecock working?>>942791206NGL I would too if I could...
>>942791206>>942791253Loved the reward of hot cum on my face
>>942791223no one knows>>942791253no way, i bet i wouldn't even like the taste if I tried it
>>942791253Afraid of bc working? Not particularlyAfraid of spending way too long looking at them? Sure
>>942791281On your tongue even better...>>942791322Perfect. That way you don't have to worry about sliding your mouth up and down one.>>942791356>Afraid of spending way too long looking at them? SureWell if you're spending lots of time looking at them, then they are kinda working...?
>>942791281>>942791443oh i always cleaned up after myself
>>942791010>I'm glad I don't like the celebs that mostly get posted hereI'll bite. Who do you want slut?
>>942791443i bet it wouldnt even feel good to have my tonsils poked by the head of a big black cock!
>>942791473Oh wow....cute. Naughty but cute.>>942791586Yeah must be a real bother. Not nearly as good as having him spray those tonsils with fat load of cum!
>>942791473>>942791654must have swallowed buckets of my own cum
This always gets derailed by shitsticks.
>>942791654ugh i would hate that. all that sticky creamy cum in my mouth, throat, stomach. i really hate that. i'm not edging while thinking of him using my throat like a fleshlight
>>942791443I like babecock with some celebrities way too much, that's why I'm glad I don't like the ones that get posted the most! >>942791576This feels like a trap
>>942791681Forgive me if this is a bit embarrassing but... that's such a good boy thing to have done, anon...>>942791762Yeah, such a thick layer covering the inside of your throat, ooof.>>942791830>I like babecock with some celebrities way too much, that's why I'm glad I don't like the ones that get posted the most!I like that anon~ Why not tell the other anon who you like, mmm? C'mon, you didn't go all this way explaining your position to just not get any babecock you like?
>>942791681>>942791914thank you anon, wish I could still do it. Miss how soft a cock felt on my lips
>>942791914might cum to the though just to prove i dont like it and that i'm straight.i think that makes sense
>>942791914I'm certainly not trying to avoid the Livvy ones, nope
>>942792024So do I. I guess you could always add some more volume to those buckets... just that it wouldn't be directly into your mouth.>>942792062Umm to be honest I'm not sure I follow the logic anon. Maybe you should try to rephrase it in full... cum to what thought?>>942792113Ahh wait, so an anon is already posting what you like? Love, even?
>>942792024>>942792169mmmm yess i'd love to. Care to share some ;)
>>942792169idk I'm not thinking straight. I mean I am straight its just hard to think rn i'm so closebut i think if i imagine having my face fucked by BBC and cum really hard i've proven that i'm straight or something. this makes sense to me
>>942792169I plead the fifth
>>942792264Oh wow, close already, anon...?Oh gosh anon. I wouldn't know if that proves you're straight... but it certainly doesn't prove you're not. I don't think there's any harm if you go ahead with your plan.>>942792316No pleading the fifth in my courtroom anon! I want to hear it directly from the horse's mouth.And, as corrective measure for such avoidance, you'll pay the fine of disclosing more names that you like. This is very important.
>>942792196Oh I was talking about your own, anon. I couldn't share mine... not during this month.
>>942792431ok <3
>>942792264>i think if i imagine having my face fucked by BBC and cum really hard i've proven that i'm straightThis checks out.
>>942792568Perfect! Don't forget to share your findings. with everyone afterwards.
>>942789348This thread is to gay for me to be here with you faggs
>>942791253This one is probably the most straight one here but still gay
>>942791586Fuck she is hot
>>942792676Aw sorry Straight. I think the thread is pretty straight to be honest. Even though I had to subdue Anya poster by caressing his buttocks in his mind.>>942792712It's great. The anon who made those Berticuss vids only made blacked ones but they're peak craftsmanship.
>>942792833It’s not a straight thread faggot.But I’m still here for the hot girls
>>942792431Fine. The Livvy ones had me tenting in my pants
>>942792833"Straight" prefers big black cocks and Sydney.
>>942792909It's really straight, Straight!>>942792973Attaboy, that wasn't so bad nonny.Now tell me some other girl that gets you going. Like I said, it's important. Give me two more.>>942793081I think you're pranking a little, but honestly that's not a bad combo.
>>942793157No that wimpy twink makes it all to gay
>>942793157Fine, I'll do two. Elisha Cuthbert and Erin Moriarty
>>942793342Shhhhh silly boy, it's straight when you look at Lady Gaga.>>942793413Dangit anon. That's not good news :-/
>>942793542I chose those two carefully ;)
>>942793629Yeah you chose the more obscure ones, knowing few people are likely to have them. You clever little fiend.
>>942793413>Elisha CuthbertKino. I'm at work so they may be slow. Do we have a preferred flavor?
>>942793713I wouldn't call either of the obscure. They are drop dead hotties with big fan bases, especially at their prime. But they never really had a lot of BC content, even in tumblr/reddit bc times
>>942793733Anon.... >preferred flavor?Indifferent for the most part
>>942793812Well certainly more obscure in these threads then.But now that I look at her, I've definitely seen Elisha Cuthbert in something. Maybe in 24.>>942793733That's a really good one, honestly. I hope it made anon tent again.
>>94279397424, house of wax, girl next door are the most prominent ones on my mindShe was one of my biggest crushes for a very long timeAnd it did...
>>942794081>And it did...Gross.
>>942794165..........
>>942794081Yeah I checked her filmography, there's not that much and I don't recognize anything else. On the other hand I can't believe an actor other than Sutherland would stick in my mind.I guess you were younger at the time she was in her prime too, mmm?>And it did...Perfect<3>>942794165Anon don't make me spank that butt of yours. Playing hard to get.
Hmm she has a lot of pretty pictures anon.
>>942794324I started watching Hppy Endings and The Ranch mostly because of her, but they were actually pleasant shows>Perfect<3I can even feel it getting wet
>>942794410She really does
>>942794417Mmmm I see. Some 14 years ago, very nice.That's good. Wet is what we want.
>>942794611Still think she had one of the most adorable smiles ever
>>942794728Would you masturbate to her when you were younger?
>>942794839All the time, to be honest
>>942794872Do you remember when's your last time?
>>942795044It's been years, anon
>>942795061Aaand... how do you feel now, anon?
>>942795222I feel like pumping my throbbing cock for Elisha babecock...
>>942794417>I can even feel it getting wetEwww
>>942787619Why not sess?>>942787803I wish January Jones were in some of these
>>942795310>I feel like pumping my throbbing cock for Elisha babecock...And doesn't that feel soooo nice?>>942795369Ahhh... don't think I can provide two at once anon, sorry...
21 days.. >~<
>>942795542Fuck yes. She's too beautiful not to be with some bbc and bwc
>>942795639SLUT!
>>942795347As if you wouldn't want a taste...>>942795442It does. It feels amazing, actually
>>942787121Would love a babecock made with my dick and big titty zoomer Mikah
>>942795542This but with bbc?
>>942795709long time no see~
>>942793542Fuck that’s a big cock… but she is so fucking hot.
>>942795776I'm glad you feel that way anon ^^ Maybe you'll become a regular visitor.And he 100% would. I know Anya anon would let you use his mouth while you look at her.
>>942796003Yeah, it's crazy strong right?
>>942796080I am a semi regular lurker already>Anya anon would let you use his mouthThat would be way too gay for me, haha
>>942796115>>942795789
>>942796321Fuck off Reid
>>942796284Make you into a semi-regular poster instead then.Hmm but you like to look at cocks? You could let him do it while looking at babecocks of her specifically. They'd occupy your brain more than what's going on under the table!
>>942795789Stop spamming this nasty thing
>>942795892I thought you might have died in a pool of your own cum.
>>942796361Perhaps on Fridays, heh>Hmm but you like to look at cocks?More of a visual stimulation thing than a gay thing, I'd sayThis for example >>942794611 was too gay to save...
>>942796115Only a faggot would say that, I wanna suck and lick her tits so bad
>>942796565What if they were covered in ropes of sticky cum? Would you still suck and lick her tits?
Theme.
>>942796646Oh god
>>942796514luckily for you i didn’t ^^ ive just had to avoid all this stuff because i would have popped a long time ago otherwise :3
Any Elle fanning bbc?
>>942796517Fingers crossed then!Okay, fair - as long as they get you excited I'm happy.>This for example >>942794611(You) was too gay to save...Aww, alright.... I won't make one like that again :(>>942796565Yes please, motorboat them anon.>>942796646The legend!
>>942796646Ok this one is hot as fuck
>>942796821This is good. I always thought she would go well with Lily Rader blacked pics
>>942796801I'm as excited as it gets. If I get even a tiny bit more excited, I'll pop like a balloon>I won't make one like that againMake what you like, anon. You are already doing my a HUGE favor with the Elishas
>>942796853well i have this
>>942797046These are almost too hot. At least they are not jerking off
>>942796913Looks like the other is working hard on making you pop. You're not doing NNN right?Alright anon, moment of truth, how huge huh?
>>942797046Moar of these
>>942797046More Elle or January?
>>942797102I feel targeted>>942797144I lost one week in, hahaAnd I've been edging so hard for a while now...
>>942797382Ses, my friend?
>>942787121That's a mans arm groping the dick of another man.>>942787462Two black dicks without a chick.>>942787619Obviously you don't have any porn with females.>>942787668Heterosexual? Three erections with no female.>>942789794Are you the white flesh in the picture?We can smell your melanin receptors in your ass. What is the purpose of your post? It has nothing to do with the women shown here. What is your real intension here?
>>942796751>i would have popped a long time ago otherwise :3Good I don't like this dumb game...
>>942797471not my kind of thing
>>942797343Weak! But convenient~That's good nonny. Really good. Buuut... I meant how HUGE, get me?>I feel targetedTarget of anons' affections, you should be thankful if anything!
>>942797599Why not?
>>942797604In my defense, I forgot about it and had a few days at the end of October too>>942797604>I meantOh. OH!Sess?
>>942797576aww, you’re allowed to say you missed me nonny <3
>>942797719These excuses won't pass in my court, anon.Hehe~ Lightbubl moment.Unexpected, but yeah I can do session. Or discord (would prefer, but if you want session, that's what it is)
>>942797807I can do disc, too...>>942797832This might be the hottest thing ever
>>94279780705114093e0d8ce62a61d98642603a24f68980a939f785eb389a84c22e58ed7601bAnyone else who makes me want to be confused is welcome
>>942797787Only a little...
>>942795789you gotta take a closer picture bro, once its actually cropped down its a small not so HQ image.
>>942798351a little..? aw that’s disappointing.. here i was thinking about you every day v_v
>>942799124Her and Jessica Chastain please
>>942799424Need it
>>942799295Maybe a little more than a little...stop teasing me...
>>942792513>>942792196promise me i get it all after nnn
>>942799680>>942799295This is the two Anya boys when they finally meet up. Anya slut on the right, Anya poster on the left.>>942799393Only got these two pics of Bryce... sorry anon.
I just wanna break nnn. Help?05114093e0d8ce62a61d98642603a24f68980a939f785eb389a84c22e58ed7601b
Punishing anyanon for being gone so long.
>>942799680why would i? i missed you *lots* and want to share the dec 1 load with you.. >_<
>>942800257If you keep making cute faces I'm gonna kiss you super hard.
>>942800189Please please please>>942799945
>>942800299been doing a lot of kissing lately haven’t you hmm?~ slutty boy. :3c
>>942800552Just a little bit...but you weren't here so it's not my fault.
>>942787192more with jenna
>>942801172A few more left.
>>942790102Fucking yesss gooning hard af
>>942800672>>942800552Hey you two !Kissy anon hereCute convo between you twoNice to see you anyanon ! How is nnn going ? Staying strong ? Got some naughty urges already ?
>>942796615Only if it was my own. If not… hell no that’s gay.
>>942801734Are u the same anon who was insulting us all a few threads ago ?If so then you Im proud of your positive development <3
>>942800672cheater cheater tsk tsk tsk v-v>>942801603it’s been very very very hard! ive almost lost many times. im only posting now because im not touching at all :3
>>942802149Oh really ? So HARD ? Do you think you'd survive a kiss from me as a reward for doing so well? Or would your tiny pp leak all over you from a kiss ?
>>942787121Oh look it's another thread where a faggot tries to convince /b/ that he's not gay as fuck
>>942802149He's not a cheater... it would only be cheating if we were gayYou're not gay either, are you ?
>>942802349Hey kissy anon, Kiki anon here.I'm also doing NNN and holding strong, can I maybe get a little reward too?
Natalia Dyer? Extra gay?
>>942802463Oh really? WowAlso been holding out for the entire november?
>>942802149>cheater cheaterWell no, see, its not cheating because it's not the same. Those are just straight kisses.
Would love to see Abby get sucked down by this fat cock
>>942802693Dicked down, lol damn autocorrect
>>942802693Same. Love cute Jewish girls05114093e0d8ce62a61d98642603a24f68980a939f785eb389a84c22e58ed7601b
We have proof that the women fuck dogs.and turned your gene pool nasty
>>942802349don’t think i could survive something like that..>>942802408no im not even gay ive said this lots of times !>>942802600hmm.. i guess i can let it slide this once as long as you aren’t sharing cum with anyone else because that’s our thing..
>>942802830>sharing cum with anyone else because that’s our thing..Definitely not only with you.
>>942802590Of course. And I think maybe two days extra during the end of October, by accident. Forgot to cum.
>>942802830Aww are you sure ?*whispers in your ear* how long has it been since you got a nice sloppy straight kiss ?>>942802600Exactly...He seems to think we mean gay kisses... lolShould demonstrate it to him nonny? Just to show him that its totally safe and non gay of course...
>>942802950Poor you...That sounds like it deserves a straight congrats smoochThink you can hold out and not dribble your load when I kiss you ?
>>942802089Yes that’s me. I’m still not a fag
>>942802951>Just to show him that its totally safe and non gay of course...I don't know if I should push my luck. He's finally being nice to me again...>>942803022Cute.
>>942802983Yeah...That'd be swell, anon.Of course, no problem! Well maybe just to be safe I'll prod and squeeze my nipples a little bit.>>942803022Do you like Jenna, Straight anon?
>>942803034I want to get used like right while dressed in left
>>942803069Do you think Emma would be impressed or grossed out?
>>942787121>Heterosexual babecock threadBwaa ha haa haa haGuys looking at other guys' dicks... but heterosexually. Sure thing, fag.
>>942803129Why not both? Ses me please05114093e0d8ce62a61d98642603a24f68980a939f785eb389a84c22e58ed7601b
>>942803057Alright...*Gives you a nice straight kiss on your lips while pinching your nips*Good boy for holding out for so long
>>942803201Mwah, thanks anon, that really hit the spot! You kiss like a pro, it shows how much practice you've had.
>>942803034AwwI was hoping he might want a kiss then too if we show him how straight and nongay they are the way we do it>>942802830What do you say? Want us to show you how to kiss in a totally nonhomo way ?Or wanna try it yourself first ?
>>942803291*slaps your butt straightly*You're a cute one you kikifagShame you act so gay sometimes... Im totally straight*gives you one more kiss for good measure (with a secret tongue trick the others cant see just to make anyanon want some too)*
>>942803320Classy n sassy Emma is perfect for this actually
>>942803384>with a secret tongue trickThat's not very nice...maybe just a little kiss. He did say it was ok...
>>942803384E-eep!You're quite the flirt, kissy anon. No wonder Anya anon is having these gay dreams! Even if you kiss him straightly.Meee? You too, anon?! Why do you guys have to bully me so.Mmmmm~
>>942803442*Leans back*Come and get it nonny!Lets make anyanon want to join in... a little kissing wont make him lose nnn right? Why would kissing a boy turn him on ? We're not fags after all...
>>942803565So cuteBros tease each other all the time, right ? ^^I wouldn't bully you, would I ?
>>942803567*crawls into your lap* its just cuz your big and anyanon is little...its not the same but I don't want him to be jealous...*sniffs your neck and slowly kisses up to your ear and nibbles it* do you think we could both fit in your lap?
>>942803057Not really
>>942803646Yeah definitely. Even run their fingers where they wouldn't normally, but it's just ironic, like hazing and stuff.>I wouldn't bully you, would I ?Yes you would, you call me a gay!Also if you have trouble fitting both Anya anons, I suggest you spread your legs apart and they can each straddle a different one. Then you can all cuddle and kiss like-ahhhhhh. >>942803733Hmmm. Emma Watson maybe? ScarJo?
>>942803921He's been very coy about who he likes. I think he's mostly here for the cocks.
>>942803964I think you give anon too little credit, surely he's here for more than just the cocks.
>>942803921No mostly blonds with good tits
>>942803705*kisses your head and pulls you close by your waist*I would so love it if anya anon joined you on my lap! Just three straight boys chilling on each others lap
>>942804473>Just three straight boys chilling on each others lapThat wouldn't be so bad...I gotta go make dinner though so *kissssss* I'll be back later...hope you get a kiss from anyanon too but don't let him cum
>>942803921Exactly...all just fun and jokes between guysFriends call each other gay all the time... you little faggy kiki boy <3That sounds so nice n cozy!But why do want me to spread my legs so badly anon? Anything between them that you want?
>>942804469Classic straight guy stuff.
>>942804540Make some for me too!Or let me taste it on you later lol*kissss*I'd LOVE if anyanon dared to ask for a kiss...If he's still here... he could do it while you eat so it isn't embarrassing for him.I can keep secrets
>>942804593Yea doesn’t have to be celebrities either I just like hot sluts
>>942804469You did mention you like nudes, I think, yeah.>>942804586Yeah totally.Aw jeez, I love being friends with such bros!~Nono don't be silly, I'm just thinking about the logistics.
>>942804758Aww...You're my bro too from now on kikianonJust don't make it gay you little *kisses you quickly* faggot
>>942804758Yes of course nudes are best. Not the cocks tho
>>942804856Aw thanks babe! Haha.No problem, you don't make it gay.>>942804987I know not the cocks. Tits is what you like, the cocks just tolerate. But I'm glad that you do anon, it's so good to have another straight stud like you here.
>>942805137that one is my fave from these threads
>>942805119Yea, I need to keep you fags in check. She is perfect tho, I just wanna fuck her tits and face
>>942805197What do you like about it?>>942805242Mmmmmmhhh yeah, keep a close eye on us anon...
>>942805321idk just kinda visually pleasing, they just match
>>942805460Mmm fair...
>>942805321To much cocks now anon, it’s getting to faggy
>>942805567Sorry, sorry... This, much better right?
>>942805657Yes, it’s less faggy. You should know thisGod those tits are good tho!
>>942805757I do, that was my bad anon.Yeah! You like them, they make you nice and hard~
>>942805840>>942805757You two better make a new thread if you wanna keep talking about sexy boobsThis ones at its limit
>>942805840Yea they actually make me really hard. Just the girls tho
>>942805905>>942805913Yeah. I wanna keep anon really really hard for a bit longer so I'll make the new thread.
>>942805905That’s why this thread is gay
New>>942805963>>942805963>>942805963
>>942805934Such a good boy for the cause
