Why do people claim that the cybertruck isn’t a work truck despite having a bed that fits a full grown man?
as a model Y owner I gotta say, you look like the biggest faggot like that
>>942930102I would imagine the price blue collar work tends to demand blue collar prices this is probably more akin to luxery normal trucks get dinged n shitprobably wont want work wear and tear on a 100k+ truck
>>942930154I mean, no shade but you drive the soccer mom of teslas
>>942930102>full grown manA fully grown man? Where? I only see a soyboy.
Your mom can fit a full grown man and she isn't a work truck either.
>>942930102>my motor engine has a really cool case!!!who gives a fuck
>>942930102>the last thing you see before you get raped
>>942930320I cannot be raped.
>>942930429
>>942930102>be me>full grown man>a towering 4'6" of raw, unfiltered masculinity>decide to test out Cybertruck bed>climb in like a Victorian child being put down for a nap>laying there perfectly flat>realize I still have like two extra feet of room>feel powerful>like a fun-sized pharaoh in an aluminum pyramid>friend walks by>“bro what are you doing?”>tell him this is my throne>he says it looks like I’m being transported to the ER after losing a fight with a Roomba>pretend not to be hurt>roll over>disappear completely behind the wheel well>friend screams because he thought I fell through a crack>Cybertruck bed: 1>my dignity: still loading…
>>942930102you can almost fit a half sheet of plywood in there
>>942930102Imagine using "full grown man" in lieu of "priusload."
So short. Kind like our resident midget
>>942930102Can you fit a Black cock in the bed?
>>942930475lol
Anybody got some of these?
>>942932101i got the ones that are caramel apple
>>942930475Why the heck are you zooming on my face lol
>>942932161>my face
>>942932126Why wouldn't you get Cow Tails then?
>>942932203ive never tried those they always freak me out how their loose in a cup at the counter
>>942932226theyre
>>942932226They're good. Nice and soft.
>>942930102I'm glad that you bought something to fuck your boyfriend in.
>>942930102doesn't fit a full grown man. if he closed his legs his head and shoulders would be past the edge of the truck bed. it has less than 6 ft of depth.
>>942932533I’m actually quite tall
For everyone saying I’m too short or making fun of my height, I’m over 6 ft
>>942930291>motor engine
Aren't those the cars that explode when an insect lands on the hood?
>>942930102I would rather spend my money on a truck like this
>>942934450Don’t you drive a piece of shit Honda accord?
>>942930102Because its aluminum frame snaps under work loads over time.
>>942930102Maybe it's because I've literally never seen one hauling a load of any kind. If your work boots don't ever see work, they're just boots. If your truck never sees a load to haul, it's just another car. It's a car. I'll change my mind when I see some faggot hauling gravel in it. Which will be never.
>>942937000I miss pugs
