/waifu/ thread!Ripping up previous: >>942900662Rules:>Claim your Waifu>No claiming Waifus that have already been claimed>Only one claim per user>No stealing (unless trips or more)>No oversexualised content>No RP/ERP of any kind>Discussion is welcomed>Insults must be original>If you're posting images you're not lurking>3D is almost always trash>Joining means a reserved place in hell>The /waifu/ spirit is immortal throughout all eternityMost importantly, have fun!
>>942931469The Bulwer-Lytton fiction contest is held every year at San Jose State University by Professor Scott Rice. It is held in memory of Edward George Earle Bulwer-Lytton (1803-1873), a rather prolific and popular (in his time) novelist. He is best known today for having written "The Last Days of Pompeii." Whenever Snoopy starts typing his novel from the top of his doghouse, beginning "It was a dark and stormy night..." he is borrowing from Lord Bulwer-Lytton. This was the line that opened his novel, "Paul Clifford," written in 1830. The full line reveals why it is so bad:It was a dark and stormy night; the rain fell in torrents at occasional intervals, when it was checked by a violent gust of wind which swept up the streets (for it is in London that our scene lies), rattling along the housetops, and fiercely agitating the scanty flame of the lamps that struggled against the darkness.
>>942931083 ~(Relm)~>Talking about the hands here, I will concede that the way I do arms is jank, I should work on that.Agreed. It's not that the pointy fingers bother me, rather the lack of articulation. Some part of your subconscious will forever hate me for saying this, but sometimes the way you do hands & arms makes me think of Alien Metron from Ultraman.But improving the arms is much more important. As you say, the hands can be your style, but long, thick, straight arms can never be a style; it just looks bad.>>942931083>Look at the Castlevania halloween image, do you think the way I colored things there is better or worse than my usual?That one is much better. Last year's comes to mind as far as my critique.>>942931208 ~(Kneesocks)~Good evening.
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Post number 2 because the first one wasn't good enough
Edit: Forgot to change the filename
>>942931540Second, best?Second best.
Believe it or not: Wife.>>942931469Hiya!
Thinking back on it, I should have left the image out of the third post, but I can't have a filename without an image.>>942931586I am no solution to this polution.
>>942931480Try and describe it.>>942931517Thats just force of habit, Ive been drawing limbs like that for my entire life, stopping now its hard.>Last year's comes to mind as far as my critique.What? But last years was like this years, it wasnt shadowed, it was just colored with plain colors, in fact, Id say that last years was BETTER than this years, because in last years I made sure to pay attention to draw the arms correctly.
>>942931258Restocking takes time, we budget and sales slow. A reorganization of the warehouse takes time.Because I have the strongest willpower of these whiny ass kids. I dont know when to stop and I dont trust them to do things right. In the time it would take to explain what needs to be done, I would have already finished it.>>942931329The warehouse is a sty after every holiday, I have the task of making sure it doesnt stay that way. We get in the same amount every week, busy or not. After the holidays we have to slowly piece meal it back to a nicely organized space. That task falls on me.
>>942931605What is a "Wife?">>942931625she eating the god dang baskin robbins nopales
>>942931640it cute
>>942931796Female spouse.Though that's much less nice to call her.>>942931683Is it just that more stuff has to go out, or that the employees are more rushed, and therefor make a mess?
>>942931683That sounds like you are too stubborn and want to do everything, proving shit to yourself.>>942931919Wow, amazing.Why cant you post it.
>>942931929Fair enough.You should call her gorgeous or something because if you call her beautiful too much she'll get bored of that.
>>942932055>if you call her beautiful too much she'll get bored of that.No woman gets tired of that.
>>942931605How are you, Akari claimer? How are the kittens?>>942931635Be the solution, not the problem.>>942931640>because in last years I made sure to pay attention to draw the arms correctlyYes but I was talking about the coloration.Anyway, that's what I can offer. I think the limbs are the biggest issue.
>>942931960a message says I can't post images i need to pay up and own nothing
>>942932084>No woman gets tired of that.Either you never called a woman beautiful too much before, or I've been lied to.
>>942931929Increase sales mean a lighter warehouse. Its the only time where I can conceivably fix the errors that my coworkers tend to do.Less to move means I can fix more.>>942931960They have proven time and time again to be unreliable in assisting at any capacity.I cannot trust them to do anything, so I do everything.
>>942932055If there are compliments I am bound to give her too much, stuff like 'cute', 'adorable' and 'lovely' are much more likely.>>942932144I'm well enough. Little tired, napped with the kittens a bit earlier.They are doing rather well, I believe. Bouncing all around, now relaxing a bit more.They got 'fixed' about two weeks back, and all seems to be fine.They've grown so much. Still definitely kittens though.I posted this in the last thread. https://files.catbox.moe/qzkv4j.mp4>>942932215Ahhh, that makes sense. It's not that more needs to be done, it's that more CAN be done, huh?Do they make a lot of mistakes?Do you?
>>942932156What the fuck? What does it really say?>>942932174>Either you never called a woman beautiful too much beforeThis. However, Ive never seen any woman get tired or bored of that, neither IRL or online, and I have lived surrounded by women.>>942932144But the coloration is identical to this years.>>942932215Cant you do something about that?
>>942932144Well if the problem never existed in the first place, we wouldn't need a solution.
>>942932288They're definitely turning into some proper kitters.>>942932313You keep shifting the argument.Anyway, work on the arms.>>942932403Cool it with the antisemitism there, pal.
>>942932288Very nice. Maybe she doesn't get bored with your compliments because you change them just enough she doesn't get bored of one. You have a wonderful vocabulary of words to call her!>>942932313I have seen a woman bore of being called beautiful before, it just makes me wonder if they ever were a woman to begin with because it does seem unlikely a woman would bore of compliments.>I have lived surrounded by womenOoooh, how lucky anon.
>>942932485They've been proper cats since the start. Adorable menaces.They really are a good bunch. Very varied.>>942932549I don't imagine myself interacting with her all that much.When imagining myself, they're not often... favorable scenarios.Let's say it's a wish more than it's a fantasy.
>>942932313yes
>>942932288It must! If it can, it must!Today alone. The racks were over stocked leading to them nearly falling apart. The walls were pulled forward when THEY helped unload the truck. I had to tell one of them to stop eating a bowl of ramen on the show floor. I had to assist on both sides, as two of the stickers decided to have a fifteen minute conversation on what kind of gladiator they would be in ancient Rome.We all do, but I make way dang less.>>942932313Considering they dont like me yelling at work and my opinion of, "Why dont you just fire these lazy sacks of shit," was said to be too mean and that they'll 'do better in time.' Here I am a year and a half later and jack alls been done. Its like I work in a god damn daycare.
>>942932549Maybe she was just an exception.They were just part of my family, seen sister call grandma all sorts of things and she never seemed bored.>>942932485But are the arms really that bad? I keep seeing people that do the arms in a similar way to me. I mean, of course, there are, but what I mean is, does it really matter that much? People seem to eat it anways.Well, I say that, but most of those I dont think are commissions, but stuff made as fodder, maybe the commissioned ones dont have those problems.>>942932679Are you really sure youre not telling me as just another excuse to not post images.>>942932764Holy shit bro, I take that you guys pay them pennies? Because here in my country if you suck you suck and you get fired.
>>942932764>We all do, but I make way dang less.Wait what? That sounds pretty shitty. Is this some kind of thing where you get disability money, and they're just... not paying that part of the salary?
>>942932832i will post a screencap when and if i ever can
>>942932651Well, either way I'm sure she appreciates the words. Whether it be a wish or fantasy to tell her.>>942932832Perhaps.Still, very lucky. Some aren't fortunate to have that much family.
>>942933060You just have to copy and paste the text that appears, no need to take a screenshot.>>942933089Everyone has that much family, the thing is if you are in contact with them or not, and in that case, yeah, not everyone has that luxury.
>>942932832Nope, they get paid fine. I get like fifty cents more and its a damned joke.The boss is too damned nice, and he doesnt want to be a dick. I like him a lot, but I would not be that nice to these fucking half breeds.What? I thought you were asking if I make mistakes. I make like fifty cents more than them.That was how it began, I went in through a work program after I left my last job. It ended after six months. I just try very hard and leads to results.Okay, I am way too fired up Im going to go calm down, nanight all.
>>942933089I hope she would. In the show, she definitely goes appreciated, and she've loved. But I don't remember her being on the receiving end of many compliments. Well, none said to her, only ones about her, to others.
>>942933123smart smart
>>942933160..Hmm. I read this. Sounds rough. Once again.See ya. Take care.
>>942933160Take something before going to sleep and relax.Good night.>>942933219You can post images now?
>>942933347yes thank you for your help
>>942933222 CHECKED>What? I thought you were asking if I make mistakes. I make like fifty cents more than them.>That was how it began, I went in through a work program after I left my last job. It ended after six months. I just try very hard and leads to results.Forgot the reply. Such is life.Ny Akari>>942933347TRAZADONE AND XANAX
>>942933478Dumbass.>>942933457I did nothing, the problem solved itself. Which makes me believe it was just an excuse, but whatever.I wonder if Earths problem was solved too.
>>942933478>>What? I thought you were asking if I make mistakes. I make like fifty cents more than them.Ah, I fucked up. I took it as "We all do (make mistakes), but I make less (money)" than them, when it was 'mistakes' both times. Whoops.New York to you too.
>>942933522i will bring proof next time it happens this is the second time
>>942933602Second time? Thats weird.
Imma go to bed. Fingers crossed I get this figure thing figured out. Pun not intended.Have a good night guys!
>>942933164Well she is definitely very cute but I think you posted this image already. Thank you friend.
>>942933641yes it is
>>942933723You say this about repeated images all the time. I think. Why does it matter that the image is reapeated?>>942933770Give me updates on the drawing.
kike jew btfo
>>942933792I believe this is the first or maybe second time I have ever said that. Thank you friend.
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>>942933723Glad to see you feel that way.> you posted this image alreadyThat image has Kuroko in the background.Many images do.
>>942933942always makes me laugh
>>942933792i did the thing
>>942933940Huh.>>942934177What thing. Dont reply with "the thing", be specific or the conversation ends here, what did you do.
>>942934415the
Lol
>>942934528gn
i think i'm going to take one of those quiz things to figure out which dude im most like although im fairly aware it's yusuke i want a western character human though because last time i got the polish wolf from nu, pogodi aka well, just you waithe gay asf thoughthat's from akinator though its not so good
ok found something jackie from the darkness but idk seems too cool for me and too attractive fuck i liked that game even though 2 sucked
should really check it out again since crossover with witchblade
yea nah i can't way too far off in appearance
thank god it's over also did face analysis got makoi don't agree with it but it will do whenever i decide to change kinda don't like all the somewhat gay of current dude although looks closer
Put that thought to rest. Get some sleep.
>>942938253no i'm having coffee because i'm cleaning all day for thanksgiving also im waiting for gacha update but that wont happen for about 9 hours from now supposedly they're adding the true multiplayer finally.
