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g/fur fags ye
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Walnuts!
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>>942957226
hoobs
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>>942957239
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Gay
Not straight
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>>942957743
yes
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>>942957781
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Dark, musky, supple
I also said Syrah!
RAH RAH RAH ASS
BUTTS!!!
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>>942958216

https://www.dw.com/en/german-train-driver-drove-drunk/a-74868117
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>>942957123
kill yourself fucking furfag
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>>942958258
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Fine tasteoff!
5 butts!
Prepare to be stomped like a late harvest Gewürztraminer!
Why call a Merlot when you can call a Cab?
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>>942958230
We named some bread rolls "Worldmaster"
Don't fuck with us!!!
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All your tasty butts are belong to us!
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Pfälzer Leberwurst
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Up your ass, beyond those two rings
Up your Pfälzer Leberwurst!
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I will pleasure my glans upon your second ring!!!
BLEH!!!
Kiss your neck when I do
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Kiss your everything, smooch you up just right
Kiss me, you little slut!
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*smooch*
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Suck my tongue
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Look into my eyes and tongue kiss me
Not even a french kiss anymore
Just me and you, with kisses
Such supple, tender kisses
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If quads femboys must post butt.
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Ah well, can't win every time.
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Kiss your neck down to everything that you have to offer and I have to slide my tongue upon
That little bend behind your knees, your thighs, buttocks, all the way up to your toes and then way back down to business
I'd trademark your cute lil cheeks because they're mine
I'll bite you, suck you, lick you, kiss you, devour you!
I will slobber you up like pudding from my fingers, I aim to please you in a way that pleases me and you won't ever know what exactly is going on.
I don't fucking know, it's our little adventure.
I want to be your dreams and nightmares!

I want to dream with you
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Let me be your dreams
Let's dream together
Let's be
In dreams
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>>942959289
evil borb and his loathing for hoobs
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I wanna be, wanna be with you
Wanna be with someone
Just like you
Can't be by myself, can't keep up
Save me, let me pleasure you
Allow me to love you!
Show me love!
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Show me!
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>>942959317
Yes
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>>942959364
yes
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One Hippopotas
Two Hippopotas
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>>942959626
fat
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>>942959639
I know you are
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Hippohippohippo
Hotass
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bweweweweeee~
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>>942959727

you'd be wrong. it's a passcode for a jakeposter
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BOIGAH!
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>>942959731
you good?
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aaand one string beaaaaaan
YAOW
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>>942959857
Im fine dandy
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I'm being a bean!
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Mmmmh in my own juices
Look at me being a bean!
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Beaners
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>>942959495
Yes
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>>942960022
yes
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Bean juice soaked fluffernutters
Look at you...
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Nutters of fluff
Sickos
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Jeetposting
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Sickoning along
Like
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Fuck sickos!
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>>942960201
You're the flufferest nutter that ever nutted
Utter fluffernutter!
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FLUFFZ
AAAAAAAAAAAAAH
NOT THE FLUFFZ
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And there is to be no opposition towards the NUTS
OF
FLUFF
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>>942960233
you called?
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>>942959065
Minecraft Dog
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gotta milk the stallions!
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>>942960201

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bm2YGkCql24
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>>942960471
Based times 1000
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>>942960522
dubs of truth
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Kiosk Bronko
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>>942960582
Nature's greatest invention tbh
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"Natures greatest invention a urine stream could possibly hit"
Old fertility device TV ad slogan
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>>942960717
only thing theyre missing is a knot
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>>942957123
kill yourself fucking furfag
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>>942962354
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8==D
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Gonna kiss your cute lil Adam's belt and never let my hands off of petting you
Gonna smooch you into DOOM, your lil chest and tummy
Run my tongue all over your butt, taint, balls, dick and back up to your neck
Gonna go crazy all over you, RAWR, gonna fuck you wild and try to tear you apart
Chain you up to my delight and find my way into all your little nooks and crannies until I'm satisfied
And good fucking luck with that
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>>942964296
hm
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNewLgOegHM
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>>942964312
hmmhmhmhhmhmmh
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>>942965069
hmmm
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>>942965203
hmmmmmmmm
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>>942965264
Hmmmmmmmmmmmm
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>>942965371
hmmmm
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>>942965889
ew
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>>942965901
hmmm
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>>942966041
yes
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>>942966892
hmmm
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>>942966954
hmmmm
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>>942966964
hmmmmmmmmmmmm
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>>942967324
hoobs?
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Good evening.
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bussy
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post it
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It's sleeping now
ssshhh
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Being gay is illegal under the Trump regime.
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>>942968000
wondering where've you been.
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Lucky am not gay and not a burger
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>>942968000
don't worry I have the no homo pass
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>>942967833
yes u
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>>942968396
yes u
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>>942968023
Lurking.

>>942968138
Post your butt.
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>>942968544
aha
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JUST DO IT
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what he said
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kissytoes!
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Cum inside scenebois.
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>>942969716
how hoobers say hello
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>>942970100
oftentimes.
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>>942970556
more sissy bugs
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>>942970712
Nou.
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>>942971416
looks like he's about to do mitosis
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>>942975214
If Sydney hadn't died and if his family hadn't been fucked up.
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>>942971280
Why is that so hot
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>>942977020
Because you're gay.
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>>942977080
Only some of the time and not for people
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>>942977101
Nah, you gay.
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Snarf, you got any plans for Thanksgiving?
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>>942977388
Dialysis.
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>>942977545
Damn. How often you gotta do that?
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>>942977764
3 times a week.
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Thanksgiving plans: go to the other half's parents, which I do in less than 10 hours. Guess I better stop drinking and go to bed. :D
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Goodnight.
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Welp, I need to stay up for bit longer, to make I don't bleed anywhere while I sleep.
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>>942978620
what happened?
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>>942978641
I went to take off the bandages on my arm, where the dialysis needles poke me, and one of the holes must not have clotted well, since it started spurting blood all over the bathroom.
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>>942978747
I hope your suffering ends
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>>942978641
(He smelled it again)
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>>942978837
I don't walk the path of the Buddha, so the only end to my suffering is death.
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That is a very Christian view, Snarf. God puts us on this planet to suffer as a test of our faith and our reward for enduring the suffering while keeping the faith and doing righteous deeds is eternal salvation in paradise.
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>>942978875
I miss someone from a long time ago

>>942979090
I won't challange your faith whatever heaven or afterlife you want. You'll get.

>>942979615
Being born into a country is determinable of what god you choose, the right choice amongst the right people presumably.
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>>942980209
I don't know where Snarf was born, but certainly my beliefs have nothing to do with where I was born or how I was raised. If it did I would be a Catholic. I do recognize that I am an outlier in this regard though.
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>>942980471
I'd say I am pretty clever to an extent don't you agree?
what do you think about yourself

it could also be the over extimation of my own intellect like a bell curve
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>>942982255
I don't know you well enough to say if you are clever or not, Mav. I'd say I'm quite dumb. There is quite a lot I don't get and no matter how much I try understanding certain things completely eludes me.



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