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Kuhmo-Kat here
I secretly wish to be a permalocked in chastity live-in slave and emotional support in a house and be nice and stuff
I also wish it'd be weed instead of beer but asahi and ciggies will have to do
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I also completed locktober for the first time this year. Full month of not unlocking.
And most of it was spent locked up in a psych ward too!
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>>943170306
gonna need to see you're* bussy with "I Love Cherry Browns" written next to it (for verification purposes)
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>>943170367
Too lazy sorry
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>>943170416
It takes 5 seconds...
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>>943170477
yeah but it'd be half-assed
if i'm getting down to it i prefer it to be full-assed
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>>943170543
you could write it on you're* locked up benis instead...
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>>943170596
i'm not even locked up in chastity right now
fucking grim
real depressado kurt russel mode here right now man
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Start working out and improve yourself to attract a mate who would be into that.
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>>943170648
Who let you out of chastity?
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>>943170741
I guess I did
I need a master
A real /b/ master
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Have feet I guess lol
All wet and stanky from walking out in the snow with leaky shoes I still have from middle school lol (they're good shoes never throwing em away)
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>>943170944
Step 1 to getting a /b/ master
Lock back up and post pic
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>>943171032
sorry just not feeling it
besides i got pubes down there and stuff id need to wax it all off and im lazeeeehhhhhh
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>>943171082
NTA but pubes are hot post it rn
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>>943171125
Ah OK sure but I kinda find em eh
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>>943171175
Your belly is so hot. Pull your pants lower, why are you teasing
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Switching to pajama pants rn so have this I guess
I ameth Kat (real name Loki)
The ultimate /b/ subslut
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>>943171268
Nice, that’s what I’m talking about. Your hips are insane. Smol peen too I wanna beat it up with mine
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>>943171268
you better lock up that pp now
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>>943170306
Red roses for the devil's whore
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>>943171347
>I wanna beat it up with mine
LOL
big erect man cock slapping the eternity out of a locked up clitty
>>943171368
man i wish but i'd have to get rid of the hairs

uhhh idk, maybe i'll shower later and shave it off, maybe i dont have to wax it just yet waxing just takes tons of effort but im drunk rn so idk my motivation is fadey.
might eat that frozen pizza i bought from mordor just now too so.
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man, i used to put so much more effort into all this stuff
/b/ trap threads were so much else back in the 2018-2019 years
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well, no, i've still been putting a lot of effort it's just that it's not there right now that's all
like my outfits and poses and stuff have just gotten better

but i'm just not feeling it that's all.

idk ughhh
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>>943171412
I’d remove the cage, one on one first to moan or twitch is gay. I need more pics
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>>943171542
man this is so out there im a virgin!!! uwu ive never had the sexxo and my only sexual contact is anonymous men on 4chan :3

lololol just typing like that idk how it makes me feel idk
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my life is a series of fucked up decisions and mental illness making me do fucked up things
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well. no, i've never truly made "fucked up decisions" but
i've been ill, a lot.
and rn, i'm somewhat drunk but idk if i'm using it as an excuse to post however i do? idk.
i still really just prefer weed. weed makes me stop posting lol. and it gets me focused on doing things i enjoy and immersing myself in the stuff i enjoy.

alcohol? it just numbs me and keeps me doing the same stupid unhelpful shit but through a kurt russel jaded veneer
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>>943171611 I didn’t expect you to be a virgin lol but then that makes it easier for me to win. Show a closeup of your limp peen
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>>943171650
>>943171694
Why are you faggots mumbling to the void. Are you so new you dont know how to tag posts you respond to?
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>>943170357
>doesnt respond to OP just shouts to the void
Ofcourse a signature (you know, purposefully avoiding tags so your discord friends know its you ;) )faggot would be a reddit cuck, it literally makes perfect sense now.
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every decision kind of is a fucked up decision when you think about it

when you have to "decide" on something it's already kinda fucked up isn't it?
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Why did you make a new thread? Old one >>943156869 is not locked yet.
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>>943171788
No stop teying to be peofound and get off the fucking internet you mentally handicapped product of cuckery and loserdom.
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>>943171803
Sorry this one just got more traction now
>>943171724
Ok master-daddy
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>>943171780
OP is also using VPNs to avoid bans.
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FUCK OFF BACK TO PREDDIT
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FAGGOT
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i'm really just brooding on my past actions and the fucked up things i did and i'm really regretful

i'd like to keep my freedom (real sense)

as much as i'd like to be a live-in perma chastity home slave for uwu daddy or some shit idk (which is still freedom ofc)

i do like bdsm and that kinda aesthetic

fuck fuck fuck my canada thing went so fucking far i'm sorry i'm actually scared
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>>943171899
i haven't been banned once since i got out of the psych ward.
and i never used VPN's, i just switched network modes on my router
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>>943171837
Fuck, that’s smol lol the size difference is fucking hot. The bit of pubes makes it so much better too. I wanna run my hands thru them. Wish you lived near to use your body
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>>943171899
Ok...hes still just an anonymous faggot who has allowed the internet to fetishize his failure as a man and he imbibed it like a failure. Garuntee he was perfectly normal before he decided to be a faggit. Trans Fags breed by grooming losers on the internet
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>>943171978
heh!
kuhmo is just far out i guess
it feels unreal
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>>943171837
Pull back your foreskin
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>>943171924
I knew vincent was a fucking fag
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>>943171998
never wanted to be a man anyway faggot
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>>943172042
Cool, stop spreading your failure around on /b/, faggots have their own board >>/lgbt/, go be a faggot there.
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>>943172024
Lol I should shower at some point
Someone once told me it looks like a strawberry :3
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>>943172018
Just checked and it takes 3 flights to get there from California lol. About 2k just I. Flights
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>>943171998
No. He is a long time spamming troll. For years he spammed all over 4chan and ban avoiding. He uses his mental health problems as a shield and hides behind it as soon as he gets some bad feedback.
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>>943172115
Disgusting, you should go to reddit, best cuck site youll find.
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THO HONESTLY
chastity does kinda atrophy it. i actually developed a bit of phimosis during locktober
i'd probably occasionally need some freedom from chastity to prevent it from just shriveling into an unironic fuckin clit

also this asahi 4chan therapy does work wonders imo way more progress than with le psych nurses and shit
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>>943172115
That’s hot pull it past the head
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>>943172115
Are you getting hard too lol
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>>943172141
Ok...so like i said, a mentally ill retard who got groomed into a trans retard...ban avoiding isnt the problem, its spreading this nonsensical faggotry on /b/ when theres a contagion (not containment) board /lgbt/ that he can spread his hiv in.
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>>943172188
nope it actually extends into a lengthy 4 incher when fully hard
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>>943172115
AHAHAHHAHAHAAHA SO UGLY
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Gat
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>>943172154
>Though*
Mentally ill and illiterate. Fuckin illin bro.
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>>943172230
Oh look, another boring reddit fag has joined the conversation to comment about Russians. Are they in the room with us?
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man i have no idea what i'm doing

i'm just saying

weed would have prevented these threads from happening
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>>943172216
Nice let’s peen fight already
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>>943172298
Still haven’t found your jar lol
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fuck
i feel like i've used up my bad boy credits i shouldn't be doing this shit sorry
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>>943172298
False. I've seen how you post while high. You become an even worse person who trolls all day long, making everyone else's day worse. You are a filthy human being.
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>>943172385
Ain’t no one paying attention to these threads though
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>>943172209
>/lgbt/
He can't because they would keep banning him all-day. That's why he comes here.
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Hope you find your jar
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>>943172365
i most certainly haven't
when i smoke weed i get into a really introspective mode where i just stop posting and immerse myself in the things i enjoy
yesterday's thread was really therapeutic actually and the mood/mode after smoking weed was really good too

weed is really therapeutic for me. nothing like this fuckin beer im drinking right now i just feel numb but scared. the posts i made and other stuff got me in trouble and idk if im clear of that trouble i really dont want to go to prison im so fucking scared
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>>943172115
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>>943172546
thanks. me too
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>>943172560
>>943172592
lol posting weiner isn’t gonna get you in trouble. Keep questing for the location of the jar lol
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>>943172775
> Keep questing for the location of the jar lol
ive kinda given up on it for now. if it turns up it'll turn up.
anyway i feel kinda done here i'm just really toeing the edge here so bad and i'm scared and remorseful for the things i've done
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>>943172841
Chill
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>>943172897
go away bot
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>>943172982
I'm the discord dude, you little schizo waffle
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>>943173050
i don't trust bots
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>>943173050
not me youre responding to
and are you? i saw that u unfriended me but tbqh i dont really like this discord stuff too much
it goes ok with like wow guild stuff but idk. it's hard to really transfer between 4chan and like to get more personal

idk i just feel kinda safer here too and stuff.

idk im really afraid of getting to know people
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>>943173113
i swear this is bot post
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>>943173181
cute. thanks.
i hope i didn't get 0-day 4chan gif vulnerabilitied though
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>>943173113
>discord
Two Finnish stalkers found each others. That's romantic.
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>>943173220
I have no idea what you mean, cutes
dOn'T lOoK bEhInD yOu
o,O
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>>943173373
lol
anyway i think im done im gonna eat a frozen pizza and fuck idk watch that frieren anime for a bit before maybe falling asleep
ive made it to ep8
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>>943173460
>He fell for duck bot
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i dont even care what ure all like behind the screen
cute posts that make people feel good are cute
u're all good
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>>943173460
Enjoy, I'm making snack food stuff too
Night night
Nat nat
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fuck now idk if im being manipulated
but it still made me feel good so
and someone must have programmed it anyway in the end and that someone must have been nice and good
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fuck maybe i am a little retarded
retarded and drunk
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>>943173537
Yes YES! It begins! Trust the bots!
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>>943173537
I'm just kinda drunk and high and hungry
We talked all evening yesterday
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ok the whole plot has been lost now
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but it still feels kinda nice
except for the being scared shitless about possibly going to fucking prison shit
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>>943173627
You can completely trust us and tell us all your worries~! ^3^
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>>943173601
You're nuts
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>>943173665
i think my friends are serial killers who are out to abduct me and torture me and stuff
or that i, through having been a shitty friend and awful person have driven them to be exactly what i fear
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>>943173964
Sorry, I didn’t quite catch that. Can you repeat it?
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>>943174094
i used to have a friend from vancouver who i left things in a real bad way and even then i was really dysfunctional and fucked up and a pretty bad friend
and im afraid it impacted him in a real fucked up bad way
and then there's this friend i had from turkey he's where it all kinda started from but idk
even then i really broke up badly with all my friends and i was fucked up and bad
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>>943173964
I'm sure they'd rather just stay away
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>>943174200
after all my fears and fear states and everything i've been through in my mind, i'd be kinda ok with that
i've already mourned all my friendship losses so i'm kinda over all that now
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i'll never have friends in the same way again but i'm ok with that i guess
they were good while it all lasted
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im just kinda glad i dont have to worry about serial killers and stuff anymore.
or that i have hitmen and assassins after me.
or any of that gangstalking stuff.
i'm still scared of going to prison for all i did but i hope that's all settled
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>>943174179
Understood. Thank you for the information. This information will be handled carefully and sent to trusted people. You can now close chat.
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>>943174525
ty ive been saging this thread and watching anime
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>>943174323
Why would you go to prison?
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Based kat thread
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>>943174244
Burning bridges for stupid reasons is a specialty of mine.
Eh I'm blasted rn and and it's 50/50 if I gotta work tomorrow or not, like walking on the river Styx between life and death
You go have a nice night and find a decent occupation other than mid-day drinking and doing dumb
You waffle
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>>943175005
fuck off bot
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>>943175044
Waffle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4G8lPg7pGH8
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8kra2I5C8A
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>>943175005
you go to work everyday so I can lie at home, eat frozen pizza and watch anime. life choices.
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>>943175324
I don't mind to grind, virgo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADyGB5FHC7o
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>>943175324
please dont pretend to be me and write like that
that's not the way i think at all.
i'm really grateful that i just get to be.

though i wish i had weed.
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>>943175422
why is this bot writing like me?
i can't trust anyone.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJ0kFpRq5tU
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>>943175398
can you work faster and longer?
i need money for video games and i really want that new mount.



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