>>943672453
except for Heather, who was a vile lardbeast who never actually had sex with the goblin, all of his girlfriends have been online trolls he's never actually met
so he's had one girlfriend, years ago, and never actually got laid

>>943672520
oh. well fuck turkey tom and his stupid cyraxx video for making me think I had a chance.

>>943672547
are you as deformed as the goblin?
he's 5' and 95 lbs., has one kidney, is bald, has a mouth full of rotting teeth, and is covered with scabs from being bitten by bedbugs constantly
not to mention the fact that he's a child predator and an obnoxious rage goblin

>>943672656
no but I'm skinny, have a very recessed jawline and am autistic and socially awkard. I have a good front profile but foids will likely run once they see me from the side. I take care of myself, try not to act like a sperg, and have a deep voice but there's only so much that I can do to compensate for the negatives, especially the recessed jawline.

>>943672810
>no but I'm skinny,
protein and heavy lifts
squats, deadlifts, presses, bench presses, and Pendlay rows
get a copy of Starting Strength
supplement with curls and cardio
>have a very recessed jawline
if it's a medical problem like an underbite, see an orthodontic surgeon
otherwise, see a plastic surgeon
>and am autistic and socially awkard
if your IQ is > 100, you can learn to mimic normal behavior in social interactions
i used to work with an autistic guy who had a gf who was obsessed with him
she was a 5/10 with bipolar disorder, but he got it in as often as he wanted, and he seemed reasonably happy

Idk who that is, but judging by your presence here, I'd say he has confidence and you don't. Just try talking to a girl once in a while, not for the purposes of dating. Just talk to them. Build up your confidence

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>>943673174
>Idk who that is
he's a 36 year old generational child predator (his grandfather married his grandmother when she was 15 or so, his father raped a 14 year old and did a bid in prison, he sends dick pics to underaged girls and would absolutely rape if he were physically capable of it) who thinks he's a famous musician and content creator, but lives in his grandmother's attic in a decaying house in Akron, Ohio
he is known for raging out on the internet over his trolls, his sub 85 IQ, and for being a violent child predator

>>943672656
that's a lot of present tense and not even all true

>>943673350
handsome lad
reminds me of a young george jefferson

>>943673137
I'm starting calisthenics and a high protein diet today to fix the skinniness, I plan on finding a way to get rich so that I can get the surgery, and I mostly act normal now but I'm still trying to work on fixing what my college friends call my "autism walk". but the main issue is the jawline because by the time I get the money for the surgery im probably gonna be too old to start dating, im almost 21 right now I don't have a chance.

>>943673350
I didn't ask

>>943673407
>that's a lot of present tense
and?
>and not even all true
if i misremembered some of the ages of the people involved, correct me with proof
or stfu

>>943673620
idgaf