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Fuuuug! That wonderful autumn chill is in the air this morning!

I cranked my heater to max, put on some socks and I'm about to eat something just to get the biology working too.

Good fucking morning /b/.<3 I slept great last night. ...had a boring dream...

[JANJ4D]
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>picrel
That reminds me. Before I tell you about my boring dream, did our /b/ro survive the night? He sounded hard up last night talking about -2 degrees.

[Vnr.]
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>>943673454
Lows hovering around low 60s upper 50s
Highs ow 80s to mid 70s all week!
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/b/ro, I am so sorry. I genuinely know what you're going through. There's good news and there's bad news. The good news is that the first night of that shit is usually the hardest as a result of acclamation and the reawakening of relevant primal instincts. The bad news is if you don't wanna suffer like that again, you have to use those primal instincts to prepare. It's still fucking cold, but you're not dying as long as the sunlight is out. Go fetch wood and shit like that to dry out during the day so you can burn a little bit of that shit at night to stay more comfortable.

[Vnr.]
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>>943673558
It's in the low 40s here right now.

[YN2D0]
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When I say "fetch wood" I'm sure you understand that the desperation makes "wood" a very loose term. Sticks, bramble, rotted stump pieces, anything that's already dry or can be dried enough to burn.

[Vnr.]
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Fuck you, op
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If it's cold as fuck out there, go out in small spurts. Grab what you can, be fast as fuck, come back and warm up before going out again. Let the suffering of last night drive you to get that shit done.

If you have hard liquors, make one of these: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Zh36JQ7CNE4

[Vnr.]
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I assume you can't call for help or to get a ride into town. If you can, go get supplies. Newspaper, a fucking can of kerosene, anything that will help you survive another fucking night.

This is what I try to get suicidal bros to understand. We all muse the notion of a quick painless death, but when shit hits the fan and you are legit, no bullshit facing a slow agonizing detah, it becomes very fucking clear how badly you really want to live.

[JNXHP]
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I'm not going to talk about that. Nothing happened, no one was singled out to my knowledge, and word I got back was there was nothing found. I said I'd accept it as a glitch and I do. Gain from it.

[Vnr.]
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However... now that you mention it I am reminded. Why does JIDF need to continue existing at all. WE are the international internet defense force. It seems to me JIDF serves as nothing more than a propganda machine and a cult of witch hunters at this point.

[Vnr.]
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I stand firmly by the assertion that I was not drunk and that clarity was pretty peak. The consensus was that I should accept what happened as a glitch in perceptions. Believe whatever you want to believe. I accept that. I'll look into getting a tune-up or something.

[PPGHH]
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For you JIDF shills out there, don't forget your place. Your service duties are as assigned in the household. You do not dictate them.

[Vnr.]
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As for others, don't extrapolate or assume what wasn't asserted. We're past that major hurdle, but that doesn't mean there isn't work to be done and it doesn't mean everyone on both sides was ready to come together.

[Vnr.]
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To put it ~allegorically, not all servants are on the same page and not all have returned from the savagery and chaos of the way the household was.

[HKAK2]
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Drop it. As it was established, there's nothing of substance to discuss. If you want to converse about JIDF, do so particularly, because that's not a lump sum blanket or catch all blank check.

[Vnr.]
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Likewise, if the concern is about any "glitching" so be it, that is a valid perrogative of the Hive en toto.

[Vnr.]
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To note my input on that, consider acceptable margins of error. The most powerful mafia of the world considered a 20% accuracy of meritable value. I garuntee you mine is much higher.

[JH TG0]
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>>943673558
>>943673588
Fuck yall. It's colder than a witch’s titty face down in the snow in a brass bra



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