THIS IS NOT THE GREATEST WISH THREAD IN THE WORLD, NO!THIS IS JUST A TRIBUTE!previous: https://archived.moe/b/thread/943689980
>>943713270Couldn't remember the greatest thread in the world no, this is tribuuuuuuute.
Your fortune: Bad Luck
Fuck all of you, you worthless meat bags.
>>943713866Hiiii Zorak! Hee hee hee! Whatcha doin', buddy? Are ya makin' a big evil plan again? Or... or are ya just sittin' there lookin' all grumpy like a big green pickle?tilts head way over, smiling real bigI like pickles! Do you like pickles, Zorak? We could have a pickle party! With songs! And dancin'!starts humming a little tunePickle pickle, green and tickle, Zorak's my best pal in the whole wide galaxyyyy~Whatcha really doin' though? Tell me tell me tell me pleeease!
>>943714262You blithering, slack-jawed, rhyme-spewing MORON! I specifically told you to stay OUT until I gave the signal! What part of "wait in the wings like a good little dimwit" didn't penetrate that hollow bowling ball you call a skull?!Now get your oversized helmeted head back to the control room and go sit with Moltar! He's probably melting in misery over there anyway—perfect company for a brain-dead sidekick like you!I swear, one day I'm going to conquer this pathetic show myself... starting by locking both of you idiots in the lava pit! Now SCRAM before I vaporize you with my superior intellect! Nyah ha ha haaa!
>>943714370>>943714262Was that my cue?
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>>943715574
ok I got someone from turkey to buy minecraft for me, but it still didn't workit seems turkey is just region blocked on microsoft, and you can't buy anything
>>943716895
I wish the captcha system gets fixed
>>943715924Cute>>943716895Sadge...
>>943713866who is zorak?
Santa isn't real???
>>943718350A BUG IN THE SYSTEM!WE NEED TO FORMAT!
>>943719157Are th-those K-on's looking at inappropriate Azusa things???
>>943719373NO COMMENT
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>>943716895I just got a random code from g2a and it immediately workedand it was cheaper toomicrosoft...
hi anons, im back again!
>>943720493hi hi
>>943720493welcome back opk!
>>943713270You are fucking retarded and severely mentally unwell.
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>>943720553hi hi too anon!>>943720570hi nuzu, are you studies going well?>also4chan put a new captcha?
>>943721505I think so opbut we'll see when the exams come
>>943721505yeah the new captcha is kinda weirdtook me a while to understand what it wanted
>>943721760how much exam you need to pass to approve anon?
Testing
>>943722003it's really hard to fail this year opfor the first two semesters, if I fail, I take the exams again, or take extra lessons until the teachers are satisfied and let me passfor the last semester, they won't have time to torture me, so instead half the points of the exam will be given from our attendanceso this semester I need to get 20/100 to pass exams, if I never miss a class
>>943722133damthat is too low!how much point you already have?
>>943722231what do you mean opI didn't enter the exams yetright now we are in the 3rd semester, and I failed every class on the other semestersthe extra classes were not fun, they felt more like detention than extra class...I didn't miss class yet but it's only been 2 days
>>943722350OhhI thought you had already taken your exams.Since you said you had failed, I thought it was the exam.
>>943723354I failed the first and second exams opI don't think I can manage to fail the third examsbut that's enough about exams, don't we have more fun things to talk about?
>>943723464yes, i can get into japan even if i dont know japanese?or is 100% needed?
>>943723579how are you gonna get into japan op k?I really don't know anything about how international stuff works.and also, you really need japanese if you are planning on living here, because no one knows english.
>>943722045this
>>943723734i dont know yet? sry i was just a ideai know only very basic stuff, like hiragana, katakana, gramatical rules, some words, ect, but no even close that i know about english(or spanish)
ARE WE MOVING TO JAPAN ANON?????Your fortune: Good Luck
>>943723823I wouldn't say changing countries fixes anything op kI was a socially anxious ball of depression in my country, and here I am being exactly the same guy here in japanI was getting scholarship in my country too, cause you can just beg, and people are willing to pay for college studentsespecially when you use underhanded tactics like appealing to religion and stuffbut you can figure out a way to come here if you love japan op!I just love the culture they have. and they think making games is an actual job.in my country people would scoff at me cause I said I was making games, saying stuff like I am wasting my life away on pointless stuff.>>943724322you can come too nona!I will stuff you in my suitcase and bring you here next time
>>943724495HOORAY NONA!
https://youtu.be/EQa5c-6GgnE
>>943724322not anon!(not yet at least)>>943724495:Owell, i dont care about socially anxious and stuff, i just want to see a new place!soo is fine for me
>>943725097
so, we missed the the 800thwhat now?
Buy holiday stuff you don't need.
MY HEADPHONES DIED AND I CANT BUY NEW ONES FOR A WHILE
Ah hell welcome to my feast, it's time to start the hedonism~
>>943726543Santa won't get them for Suwa????
>>943726707santa's a big meaniei'll have to see if i can fix them somehow because these are quite important for me to get any digital work done
>>943726739>santa's a big meanieYES THEY ARE!!!>i'll have to see if i can fix them somehowMeow done that a few time. Remember to burn the insulator if you have to splice the cord with another with a functioning 3.5mm jack plug thingy
>>943727006>Remember to burn the insulatori dont think that would end well, sorry nyanner..
>>943725727???>>943725892yes, sadly...but you still can see the draws mousu!>>943726424like what meows?>>943726543they are small or bigs?if they are big, maybe a cord just cut inside>>943726679hi hi anon
>>943727143CATS ANON!!!
>>943727199where is your kitty anon?
>>943727143>small or bigs?big onez>maybe a cord just cut insidei'll probably take a peek soon..
>>943727811If you don't get them fixed Suwa, please say so, ask for anon.Maybe I can help, but I'll probably take a while to show up in the thread. So just ask once a while, I'll see it eventually!
>>943727365IN SPACE ANON!!!