Keep Bumping this thread for no reason.Make it last days.
ok
>>943720473No you. :(
Why should I?
>>943722943Because
>>943723070Because what?
>>943723106Idk.
>>943723521r u a woman by chance?
It's not going to be last if you keep bumpingYour fortune: Bad Luck
#fortune
>>943725925
>>943726057where did the text go?
someone let me know(that is past tense, and that was >>943725982)Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>943725925sage
>>943724929No I'm a dude 4chance
>>943726370Let's see
>>943726748I guess it doesn't work for phones never worked back then even.
>>943726610you may be gayYour fortune: Excellent Luck
>>943727862 I'm probably the only "real" straight dude here.
I'll do whatever I want. You're not the boss of me
>>943728587I'm literally (you).We're both (you).
>>943728760Who do you think you are?
>>943728459they always say that
>>943728902(You)s>>943729037So now I'm gay? Just like that? :oYour fortune: （ ´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ
>>943728902Gay
>>943729276
Best I can do ya for is one bumper per dayoDA-A-AYODAYLIGHT COME AND ME WANNA GO HO-OME
>>943729756Based fren.Your fortune: Outlook good
im here to announce that im sad
i was here
>ass>titties>ass n titties>ass ass>titties titties>ass n titties
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>>943719196Will do buckaroony
>>943733311Omg nice dubs man and yea I agree all the way. Ass and tittys
>>943719196Sure
>>943734972
I am the BasedGodYour fortune: Very Bad Luck
I will help
I farted
>>943744121Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
bump
helping
bump up the volume
>>943719196Bump
Keep Bumping
Bump
k
Op here, it reached a day.Keep Bumping for no reason.
>>943719196>make it last days The bump limit is 300 and then you autosage you fucking newfag retard. It will reach page 10 by tonight. Ill help with picrel and i promise i didnt put sage in the options
>>943719196
>>943758193>NewfagI've been on here since 2019.But at least I'm not a fag like you thinking it's something important being on 4chan since it first launched.Go take your meds old man.
what if I don wanna
We gotta make it til Christmas guys
BumpYour fortune: Very Bad Luck
Not yet don't die.
This is the end for you my friend
>>943729756>>943729879ANOTHER BUMP FOR FREN
Just 8 more days of bumping, frens
>>943767551At this rate you’ve got about 12-15 hours
Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!
Never joke(s), it makes chokes, csòk= kiss (blasius is of the throat?)I’m curious about szirius, there is a circle called big year 25920 years, and when it is time the sfinx= hun will see into syrius at summer, ivans day night, szarosz cycle, you know the guy was born at swartz= black, become soros?... =sìri=Grave/ cry + ös= ancestor = sìri ös = soros = ancestor from grave syrius ör dog= dead who guards you/in you; viracoksa: red hair, blue eyes + varkocs hair mummies in wari Peru. No joke, it’s a joker, and kind with ace. Ész= wise, mind, knowledge, smart.
Anyone here?
M32 teacher looking to guess ages, give ratings, take confessions, confess, or chat with f. 056a43d6530fee2f4885ba9db9a060499cc76efa883abfb460dac0d6ad5d6a4b56
>>943719196BBBRRRRAAAAMMMMPPPP
>>9437601092019 is still newfag retard
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Typical of a frogposter. No content, no creativity, nothing of value. Go die. Saged
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>>943780347Thanks for contributting to the bumping
Gonna be dad soon fellas.
Ok
>>943775960Well that just means I'm young and not an old fart like you.>>943767421Thanks fren ^0^>>943780347>Beta small penis loser virgin froghaterHow about you grab the rope you Faggot.
>>943719196back to the front
>>943719196Ok
>>943729756>>943767421Another day another bumper!
bumphow do i do the fortune thingy
>>943792076I got no idea
Your fortune: Godly Luck
>>943792076type i am retarded in option
lets see if this worksYour fortune: Better not tell you now
>>943792076Let's see this niggas fortune:Your fortune: Good Luck
>>943719196Great idea, Shane! Let's do it!
>>943792217i am retarded in option
I'll never fund an egirl ever again. I used to spend retarded amounts of money on Clara Dao's Patreon. There weren't any other girls exactly like her. She had a flat chest. I mean FUH-HUH-LAYAT!And she always had these nipslips in her pics and videos that were "totally by accident lol".I wasn't like a typical idiot findom paypig but over the course of a few years I spent probably close to a grand.And you know, that's not even the worst part. The hundreds of dollars I dumped on her with her perfect little titties, her perfect brown nips, the forbidden glimpses I caught, that all her paypig fans were there for, that isn't what really fucks me up.No. The rage cringe malding coup de gras is that she used all that fucking money from all of us simps and GOT A FUCKING BOOB JOB!Her influencer persona was all about body positivity and embracing her flat chest. And I know that I and many other men spilled thousands of gallons of our seed to her over the years, because we knew what we liked, knew what we wanted, and came time and time again to her delicious flat chest.And we all publicly lauded her body positivity message and at least for my part, absolutely agreed with it.But we gave her our money because we wanted more nipslips, more pussy slips, more glimpses of those succulent brown nipples on those little nothing tits.Overnight, she betrayed all of us. The girls who looked up to her, and the guys who stroked it to her... she played us all.Never again.
>>943795096Simps: 0E-Whores: 637542
>>943795722Consider your dubs checked, and a promise made: never again.
>>943719196sure thing buddy
They taught me that the pygmies were a savage people, just because they live in the forest, which isn't true.Savage people to me... they usually live in cities.
I'm gay
Let's help an anon in need.That's my charitywork done for the day.
>>943801630Cool. You are among frens here.
I realize not everyone is an entrepreneur. There is still some safety and security to be had in corporate America and money to be made. But you have to play the game and conform to corporate culture. With rare exceptions, innovation, creativity and thinking outside the box will be stifled, not rewarded. I've been employed by corporations from utilities to manufacturing since 1981 and it has certainly paid the bills. If you can handle politics and diplomacy, you’ll do fine. If you are careless, arrogant or even highly principled you may have trouble. Here are some lessons I've learned over the years.One “Awww-shit!” wipes out all your “Attaboys!” Let me explain. The great job you did yesterday doesn't matter if you screw up royally. You are only as good as you are for the day and no one is indispensable. Working in a corporation is like putting your finger in a bucket of water. Pull it out. See if it leaves a hole. You are there primarily to generate profit or to support the people who do. They are not your family; you are a “human resource.” Don’t forget that. If you get sick or injured they will forget about you like a broken toy and replace you. You are also there to make your superiors look good. What you do reflects on the people that hired you, so be punctual, conscientious and knowledgeable. On the other hand, don't do such a good job that you are perceived as a threat by your boss.
>>943802049“Don't get your honey where you get your money.” Live by it. There are attractive women in most corporate facilities. If you are remotely attractive, they will flirt with you. You will want to flirt back if you are a normal, heterosexual male. If you aren’t careful, things will escalate and you may find yourself in a relationship. It will probably end up in the toilet within six months. Then you have to look at each other every day. It will be uncomfortable at best. I have seen work place love affairs end careers; in one case even a senior executive's. Be polite to the ladies, be nice, but remain aloof. Stay out of office romances. This warning also applies to keeping HR off your back for sexual harassment. I don't care how horny you are or how hot and willing the girls are, leave your love life at the door. It will save you a lot of trouble.You have two ears and one mouth. Use them accordingly and listen twice as much as you talk. You can't hear with your mouth open! I had a chronic disease as a young man: Career Limiting Mouth. When someone came up with a stupid idea, I just couldn’t shut up. I’d have to point it out and it didn't matter that I was usually right. What mattered (especially to my superiors) was that I alienated people. That will be reflected in your performance reviews, no matter how good a job you do otherwise. Stand back and listen. You will learn a lot from the folks who know what they're doing. You will also learn a lot about those folks who are doing things they shouldn't. Learn to do what you are told by your supervisor no matter how stupid it seems (unless it’s illegal or dangerous). If it blows up, go to your supervisor, explain what happened and ask “Now what do you want me to do?” Just be sure to document it. Which brings me to my next point.
>>943802067Write everything down! Keep a notebook or journal. If you must keep an e-log, then back it up to your personal flash drive. The same with emails. Whatever you're told to do or see going on that is questionable, document it! Include times, dates, names and places. Journal entries reign supreme, because you're not relying on memory. If you're Machiavellian this can be a handy tool for future “leverage.” It is also a very useful self-defense weapon, especially if you become a whistle blower. If you want a peaceful mediocre existence in a big corporation to get your “thirty” in and retire, don't be a whistle blower. If you have principles, balls and don't mind getting fired for doing what's right, then be sure to write everything down. Trust me on this.Your skill set is very important. Some trades and disciplines are quite rare and valuable. Try to find a niche. For example, there are a lot of IT folks on the market so competition for jobs is fierce. But if you can write code and administer networks, you can easily learn to work with Distributed Control Systems (DCS), Programmable Logic Controllers (PLC) and Human Machine Interfaces (HMI). Automation skills are always in high demand in heavy industry and manufacturing. So my niche is instrumentation and control systems. There are numerous jobs and never enough techs to fill them. Field service work also pays good money and you get to travel as much as (or more than) you want and you’ll have more autonomy than the standard corporate drone.
>>943802078If you’d like to cruise along doing minimal work, find a job at a utility. They pay you to be on hot standby a lot of the time, because when things are running and nothing's broken, they don't want you touching anything. You will work outages and maintenance shutdowns which can be hectic with plenty of overtime, but the money’s good. With big utilities, once you're in the door, the bar is set so “high” if you pick up your feet you won't trip over it. If you are in a skilled craft, your supervisor may ask you to do a “government project” from time to time. For instance, I recently had a request to make a crossover cable so a supervisor could transfer data on a couple of his home computers. Don't balk, just do it. You're getting paid and it goes a long way when you need a favor in the future.Hygiene and appearance are also important. If you must get tattoos, keep them where you can cover them in normal attire (including short sleeved shirts). If you show up for an interview with full sleeve and neck tattoos, a steel pimple in your eyebrow and ear gauges, the hiring manager will probably not be impressed. It's all about conformity in corporate America, if you “stand out” you probably won't get in the door. If you're already in and decide to go non-conformist think of yourself as a nail sticking up on the back deck. You will get pounded down. If you won't stay down, you'll get pulled and replaced. And finally, be nice to everyone from the janitor to the CEO. Having a reputation as a nice guy won’t hurt you one bit. Always remember: The toes you step on today may be attached to the ass you have to kiss tomorrow.
Aye sir.
>>943802036Let's all celebrate and suck some dick!
>>943802369I said frens, not fellow fags. It's okay to be gay (but I'm not gay)!
>>943802492Do it for Billy
>>943802648Ugh, no, I'm not sucking dick, no matter whose name it's in. That's gay, and I'M NOT GAY! The only dick sucking involving a guy that I'd ever participate in is if I'M the one getting MY dick sucked. Because that's not gay for ME. It's ONLY gay for the guy doing the SUCKING! AND I'M NOT GAY! NOW SUCK MY DICK, FAGGOT!
>>943802049>>943802067>>943802078>>943802096Dude wtf take your meds.
>>943803943Where's the lie?
One time, I was with my friend group and this one guy, he said something to me (I forget what it's not important to the story) and when he spoke to me his breath was bad, really bad, like really really bad! It was like garlic fish bacon fermented cheese and dog poop it was really bad, let me tell you!But, anyway, he was talking to me with his stinky bad breath and it was just kicking I mean like it was BUGGIN! So I stopped him in mid sentence and I was like, "Hold up. Drew, do you have any gum?"(His name is Drew, by the way.)So anyway, he just stopped and I could tell he was confused at first, but then he just slowly reached into his hoodie pocket and pulled out a piece of bubblegum."No no," I said, feeling my plan swiftly unraveling. "I need something minty or cinnamon-flavored."He looked at me awkwardly for several seconds before slowly putting away the bubblegum and then withdrawing a battered piece of Winterfresh gum.As he slowly extended his hand toward me, the piece of gum between thumb and forefinger, I held up my hand to stop him."I meant for you!"(Because of his breath! XD)
>>943803763I used to be straight but then I learned my girlfriend had a dick
>>943803970I didn't read anything he said.
let me in the screen shot nigga
>>943804074But you're still straight because she's a girl. Sucking a girl's dick isn't gay.
>>943804080>take meds schizo<whatd he say?>idk didnt readYour fortune: Excellent Luck
>>943805148Thanks for the excellent luck Nigga.Let's see yours.Your fortune: Bad Luck
Everybody stop bumbing this retarded thread.Oh wait.......
>>943719196Bumpo
You fags are bumping too much too often. It's gonna hit limit before it reaches a decent lifetime.
>>943729756Come mista tallyman, tally mi banana
>>943782959CONGRATULAMATIONS ANON-TO-SAN PLS REPORT TO WAIFU FOR COOKIES I TOLD HER TO MAKE U
>>943805285GODLY LUCK FOR ME AND EVERYONE!
>>943785693Da fuq? That ain't big ounce. What did you do to big ounce? Bring him back!
>>943810109Godly luck?Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
>>943805108His girlfriend wasn't a girl
>>943758193>*more than 25 hours later*Ahahaha what a total faggot. Your prediction is wrong.
Ass>And orTitties
>>943810917Ass ass titties ass, ass n titties
>>943811009And big booty bitches
>>943813438Sitting on top of some coke, glocks and riches
i just farted
>>943719196just here to roll dubs. Don't mind me
>>943719196bump
hey ladies, my weiner is really huge
I haven't touched a woman since the last baktun. But because I touched one at all, I don't get to become a wizard, either. Fuck.
I AM HELPING!!!!!!!
>>943815911WITNESSED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I don't have a job.
dubs
rerollYour fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>943815911Dubs checked.
>>943719196I EAT . I EAT BLACK PEOPLE THEN I EXPLODE INTO A MILLION PIECES
We made it to Friday frens!
>>943719196How do I bump a thread?
>>943820544Yayy >0<>>943821440You just did :0
thats cool but you died during heart surgery, sorry.
>>943815911Checked and kek'd.
im back hope this lasts till christmas
>>943824349Morning bump!We all survive the night?
>>943825865It looks like we did. But it's yet another morning I wake up, and The Constitutional Republic of Weyvaun apparently never existed.
It's
>>943829205raining men, hallelujah
>>943729756>>943767421>>943790862WHERE IS IT?WHERE COULD IT BE?HERE IT IS! ANOTHER DAY ANOTHER BUMPERDAAAAAYO
>>943815911You got a permit for these dubs, son?
>>943829859
>>943830811Nice dubs.
>>943719196No. Fuck you.
>>943833449You're a tranny.
>>943832767Both 11 dubs............................ It's gotta be a sign.........................................
i was feeling like a cunt and was going to spam this thread to bump limit to unleash my inner rage, but you all seem so nice in here i decided against it
>>943837828Thank you for your restraint. Does anything trouble you in particular, my friend?
It's beer o'clock am I right fellas?
>>943837633Woah, this post got dubs too...What does it mean?
>>943840137I'm staying sober this weekend. Interesting choice of beer there...
>>943842903I'm staying sober too after I finish these 16 beers
>>943843017Fair play. Enjoy your tranny beer.
>>943719196He farted
>>943719196You know what, you didn't have to resort to memes with reply to this or your mother will die in her sleep tonight like I have trying to do this before. So have a bump. I didn't even sage it.
>>943843150Is Miller Lite a cisgender beer? I want to let people know that I'm handsome yet approachable
>>943830811gonna have to take you in for illegal dubs
>>943719196(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*.
>>943845887Why does this Japanese salaryman a woman???
>>943846755Because... I don't know, I just thought it was funny (•▽•;)
>>943847085Ohhhhhhh bakana desu ka HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>943845887>>943846755>>943847085>>943847387I already had this on deck before I saw all this jap stuff.
>>943851979Hi, Billy Mitchell here.I predicted the importance of air power in naval warfare.
Your fortune: Excellent Luck
what is the longest a thread ever lasted? any chance this can break a record of /b/?
>>943719196You mean like in a namefag thread?
>>943847085What are you? Some 14 year old who thinks posting stock images of people posing is funny?How about you kill yourself you unfunny loser.
>>943851979>>943852979>Nice double dubs
>>943855270
let's goooooo
>>943855270>>943810372>>943802648keep up the ways my trusted few
>>943859756I will kill myself if this thread isn't still up when I wake up 7 hours from now. Ok???????
>>943859935you shouldnt kill yourselfyou should eat some G^o_and 3eef instead
> somehow I made a thread asking anons to bump it so it'll last for days, now I didn't know it's gonna work, however it worked thanks to these anons, everyone was involved every anon, meaning the normal anons the fags the trannies the autistics the low iqs the low life anons and also even the lurkers showed up, they were making jokes posting pics and you'd get (you)s if you're a player also dubs showed and they got checked, there were few rumors that even the jannies and the mods were involved in my thread bumping, but we never had a verification for that rumor, anyhow i made a good thread and I'm proud of it, and thanks to everyone for being involved.
HELPING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Need a suck
>>943862776Suck on this
hey, nice thread. Check these digis.have a nice day
>>943863101Rude
>>943863186Nothing personnel kid it's just business
>>943863131>3131Is this countable?
https://youtube.com/shorts/b7aTyPqRZbM?si=J1bEJaFJl6l1hBYNBumpn dat
There’s not a single organic thread. The Epstein files glowies are at maximum
>>943863410Discord?
If you read this you will sleep tight tonight and nobody's going to die and you don't even have to reply to this post
>>943863980
>>943792501thank you for the good luck lets check yoursYour fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!
You're asking me are we ready? Well, lemme tell you about the go signal, it'll be at the club. No, I mean like, all of them. Got all sorts of E5s selling pinched shield gen parts or barely post-pubsescent corvid runner just move through these places thinking they're the latest serving of hot shit. Maybe they think the crowd gets you some kinda anonymity. Shit's stupid, if you ask me. They keep getting busted, so some us start figuring we're set back, no go. But me, I did all my deals out of a tortilleria. Buy five bags of masa and get a free sixth of semtex, hahaha. But I still went to those clubs anyways, because despite not wanting to be noticed, I still had to be seen be the right people, you dig? I actually started playing certain tracks I'd hear over the speakers at the shop the next week. They'd call it 'flagging,' back on Novo Solo. Maybe that's on the nose, but trying to be heard over eighty decibels by screaming "HEY MAN YOU WANNA BUY SOME DU EIGHT FOURMILLIMETER" isn't subtle. You'd think nobody would be THAT dumb, but that drum n' bass n' whiskey might as well turn off half your brain. Well, I started thinking that maybe that once I got some kinda rep something rolling, I could shift shops around and I started playing music as calling card. Play italo bossa for 8 hours and somebody is going to walk in and ask if I'm Nobrean. And one in ten of those people were flying teal, and one out of a hundred of those might be actually worth moving product for. And they all start getting the same idea, that the music's going to be the bubbly cork that get's the party started.Beautiful, right?Yadda yadda, point is I'm basically out of stock now, and all that powder's going to go off sometime. So I'm telling you, go down to the cluuub, and wait for Panic Wall to start REALLY blaring. You'll figure what to do when the beat drops.
>>943861938Ok I won't kms.Mostly because this thread is still up (like I said)
>>943863393Do not trust this fucker. He stole Ariana Grande's tanning pills!
>>943864765Honey........ I asked for Gonster.
>>943719196I want my... I want my MTV...
His stonky stinkerinos
>>943719196okay.
>>943871893Welcome aboard.
>>943872589thanks.
