Boy kisser edish Let’s make fun of the closet cases with ZERO bravery that can’t even muster up a hi on dating apps and will never kiss a boy
>>943747388Cringy furfag.
>>943747487Yeah for sure
>>943747388Good morning. It's cold here, good weather for a cuddle. Been a little while since I've had a naked cuddle...
>>943747388>>>/lgbt/
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>>943748960Seethe
>>943748452It’s been several days here. Really need to get a move on with getting a house so me and my boyf can move in together
>>943750278Mine is still abroad. He's going to try to move to the US.
I want to become my best friend (male)'s wife (male), can anyone help me devise a battle plan? how do I approach this?
It's still cold here
It's funny, I don't find men attractive, in general. Femininity is my thing, but man, furry artists can make that happen. I think, however, that it's mostly because a lot of the approach to feminine furries is "draw a flat chested girl. add a peen." discounting all the normal bits of sexual dimorphism.But at this point I'm lonely enough that the closeness of someone might override my general disinterest in the masculine form, if only because it seems like finding another guy who wants to be close is far, FAR easier than finding a woman who wants that.
>>943754894girls are just dudes with periods and fat tits, man. they want to shitpost and drink beer as much as you.
>>943755078Sure, but it feel a hell of a lot more difficult for guys out there in the dating world than women. I know quantity vs quality, but the ratios online just feel fucking insurmountable. I'd like to know the feeling of that level of attention before being able to dismiss it.
>>943755345I feel like it's because many women are taught from a young age to spend a huge chunk of their time bimbofying themselves. The amount of products each of them uses for hair, skin, and other parts of their body are insane, most of them are constantly manufacturing a perfect outside self, while men like us wear our imperfections on the outside. We can't play the baiting game like they can, we're just not trained for it.
>>943755680>bimbofyingeh, I'm a flat chest enjoyer. And it's rougher out here than it used to be in that regard, too! >think about cute flat, sort of tomboyish girls I knew in college>Decide to look them up on facebook>#enby #nonbinary #transgenderlyfe>itsallsotiresome.gif
>>943755800Me too. But I guess if you're into flat chests, it'll make it easier to get with a dude.
>>943755854All battery sizes are acceptable. being touch-starved has its advantages(?)Still have a strong preference for femininity, but man, why the fuck does that seem like such an uphill battle?>straightish guy shitting up the gay threadI know, I know.
Ayo niggas wazzup
>>943756075>filthy straightoid shitting up the threadI fell for a fictional character and crossdress for her. I think if you believe you know yourself, life throws you a curveball. It's best to just be relaxed about all this I think.>>943756086post butthole
>>943756086Sadness and despair, wbu?
>>943756402My butthole is only available to one (1) guy :3
>>943756527:3
>>943747388
>>943754894I’m putting $3.50 you’re a repressed gay that’s struggling with compulsory heterosexuality. You’re expected to be straight but something happened to make you completely afraid of acting on your feelings for men, and deep down don’t really enjoy being intimate with women and have to force yourself into interacting with them let alone putting effort into dating a girl. Or maybe I’m just projecting my own experiences but damn does that sound like me back in high school when I was still fooling myself into sticking it in some poon
>>943758257Who tf needs a poon. Dump your seed in a gingerboyo and call it a life.
>>943747388>Let’s make fun of the closet cases with ZERO bravery that can’t even muster up a hi on dating apps and will never kiss a boythat's rude:/
>>943758257Ain't putting effort into jack these days, dude. I'm sure that's part of the problem. I don't find masculinity attractive. I'm just at the point where some sort of positive attention is better than none. >receive positive attention from guys>receive 0 attention from womenx>0
>>943759286Yet you are still here lamenting your dating woes with gay dudes instead of a coed group of straight people
>>943760104post gock
Bump
finally got the courage to meet up with a cute boy near me, but he cancelled last minute after i took the day off work to see him. I dont wanna seem jealous but I have a suspicion he cancelled to meet up with someone else :(
>>943762488Yeah it's possible, especially if he's into something casual. Don't take it personally
>>943763836probably true, he was only in town for winter break.maybe im just a hopeless romantic but i would have loved for him to have been my first bf :(
>>943764075it's better to have loved, and lost, than never to have loved at all.
>>943764075Yeah that happens. I'm kinda similar. I like casual fun but I prefer getting to know guys and keeping in touch, if not becoming outright romantically involved. My first time making out with a guy he left without exchanging info and the next time I saw him he was very drunk in a bar so I didn't want to get too intimate at the moment. Haven't seen him in town since then.
>>943764108I actually find this an interesting discussion. I am madddddly in love with my boy and every day is such a blessing. He really changed my life. But if he were to die or break up now and I'd have one extremely blessed year and then only shit for the rest of my life... Oof idk if I could bear that. I can't imagine losing this. I don't wanna think about it, it makes my stomach turn Q_Q
>>943764452Yeah. I'm in such a love, too, kinda. Don't let it ruin the little time you have. Even if you had 60 more years, it would be a waste to spend a majority of it worrying about its end.
>>943764716Yeah luckily he is SUPER perceptive. Like, I typed that as I sat in his lap and he noticed my breathing got faster and asked if something was wrong. And got many kisses and reassurances <3 He's promised me that he's not gonna die or break up with me yay :)
>>943764846I'm sitting in mine's lap too. It's like we're two mech pilots on our comms.
>>943765011Evangelion: Boyfriend edish!!!Although this won't last. The moment he gets a boner, my ass will be toast.
>>943765744no it will be bread
Boys should kiss boys
>>943756086Hi Lux! How have you been?Are you Christmas-ready?
bump
>>943767969Based, and men with men
>>943770016agreeing with this post
cock...
Dick even
>>943773271Balls
>>943747388Kill yourself, you gay retard.
*stretches*goodnight breadYour fortune: Godly Luck
Hello
>>943774812Good night kitty
>>943774833Good evening
>>943774833Hello chudjak
>>943776252>>943778585I require photos of your hot bodies
Can't get over the gorgeous long distance twink I was supposed to meet up with who ghosted, ladsThat shit was way too good to be true and in the end it wasIdk how I fell so hard for a dumbass fag 2000 miles away only to be played like thatTime to go run through grindr and get over it
>>943779029Different continents? How'd this happen?
>>943779423America is wideMet in a discord server since we're both gay nerdsConnected really hard and fast and had a shit ton of uncanny similarities but he was unstable and went off his meds and that was the end of it
>>943779636Yeah that'll do it. Mental illness can do terrible things
thread themehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9M1MSl_cTA
>>943767981>>943774812There they are! I've been doing great homoboys :)Ready for Christmas UwU
Ginger ballsGinger ballsWe're horny and gayOh what fun to suck and fuck in the Luxem-Irish way :DI'm gonna sing that to him when he's back from work >:) but I gotta waittttttt aaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAA
>>943786167are you planning to show us the ginger balls or...
>>943786142Im Westen nicht neues from what I see ^_^>>943784042Got everything prepared for the great Luxo-Irish family assembly?
>>943774812>Godly Luck:O
>>943786188Yes. They'll be on our Onlyfans. 1 million euros a month. >>943786197Yessss and I broke one of the rules for his present, but it's going to be completely in his hands. I thought "Teehee I am the present" would indeed also be lame but I kept wondering if I could make a funny variation of that. Something tangible so that he does actually have something, but also something that includes what he wants most. Because he wanted his present to be something to do with me. But we had made a rule not to get anything NSFW so I couldn't get him like one of those dildos where you make a mould of your dick. But I thought... What if the NSFW were hidden from view? I make something that looks cute on the outside and raunchy on the inside? Plus we both liked our shared photobook that we got from our parents. So I've made a new photobook called "Waiting for my beloved..."> 1st page is him fast asleep in bed> 2nd page is me kissing him goodbye to work> 3rd waving him goodbye> 4th me looking mischievous at the camera with the shut door behind me - from here on out I started using the camera with tripod and timer -> 5th full portrait of me looking cute > 6th taking off my shirt> 7th my pants> 8th portrait looking shy/embrassed in just undies but hiding my bulge with my hands (and a post-it note saying "KEEP BROWSING AT YOUR OWN RISK"> 9th switched to jockstrap with me sticking my tongue out > 10th on bed with my ass in jockstrap pointed to the camera, tapping the tattoo> 11th on my back, jockstrap pulled down a little bit to reveal the base of my dick > 12th Bitch gear added, jockstrap off, just dangling from the tip of my hard dick> 13th one arm handcuffed to the bed, blindfold fully on my eyes, dick fully revealed and other handcuff in my hand as if reaching it to the camera for him to put onMy family keeps teasing me with my lost innocence, they're gonna GET IT MUHAHAHAHAH
this thread is ass
>>943787582This thread needs some ass
>>943787723Go boil your head, faggot.
>>943787787Lol being mad about fags is so gay
>>943787787Butthurt alert
>>943747388Kill yourself, faggot.
>>943790366Seething
>>943787124Oh my, and he's going to unpack during the family Christmas dinner? :P
>>943792006>to unpackto unpack that*Yeah hopefully he won't just open it on a random page immediately.Also WTH is this another shitty captcha they just added. This website just keeps getting more and more annoying every day, it's like they really don't want anyone to use it anymore.
>>943792006Hahaha no, he will unpack it AFTER dinner when the grandparents have gone home.
>>943794831I want to pull the skirt off
Homobump
>>943799542Homobased
Theatre time. What are you guys up to?
>>943796376I'd pull it off after grabbing his ass
>>943758257> you’re a repressed gay that’s struggling with compulsory heterosexuality. You’re expected to be straight but something happened to make you completely afraid of acting on your feelings for men, and deep down don’t really enjoy being intimate with womenCorrect but please don’t tell my wife
>>943792982How can you be sure... You would have to forewarn him. Which will expose the surprise :p
Any guides for being a cute gay fagboi?
is it a bad sign the only boys i’ve been attracted to are my friend before she transitioned and my ex tboy bf
>>943805462You might just have a type
>>943805346Depends on what we are working with.
>>943805346>>943805346>Any guides for being a cute gay fagboi?START HERE:>be white>skin care>work out lower half>avoid muscle, get fat >want more?
