IN THIS THREAD, I SEARCH FOR ANYONE TO CAN GRANT MY WISH, AT ANY COST>alsoyou can grant wishes or ask for your wish tooyou need to get in, especially those who can fulfill wishes>>>>>>>>>>REWARDS ARE GIVEN!<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<Welcome>RULES1. no overlewd the thread2. if you are a wish granter, fullfil 1 wish at least3. ask for a wish, at least 1 time4. you cannot make wishes that prevent or modify someone else's wish.5. smile6. All Anons that need hugs shall receive hugs:)>video???previous thread :https://archived.moe/b/thread/943779663/#943779663N° 805
>>943816507>wisho+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++my wish to be go to an anime world of my election(it is not necessary to be the protagonist, BUT preferably yes), and be a child,tomorrow 19/20 (of this month December 2025) if it can be(or the next time i wake up).>in case you want to fulfill my wish, let me choose the world, or at least the kind of wish that I don't want(not surprises or misinterpretations, it is asked before any part of the wish is fulfilled).
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>>943816184>sounds like meows got it at the perfect time then!ALso purrfect time for Meow - really needed a side game right now :P Sumthing for between sessions of llllooonnnnggg game
I wish for a replacement brainmy brain is not braining properlyYour fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
>>943816231suwanon i have troublestill trying to work up to getting dating app, and step 1 is taking pictures of myself and i look the same in every picture.a slight smirk is all i can manage and my eyes look like im saying "kill me" >>943816577double perfect for meow?
>>943816560meows stolen imgs?>>943816580but you will be the same with another brain?>>943816606hi anonsry for the delaytoday pretty badlySome people came to work, but they didn't want to do what we asked them to do, only what they wanted to do, so we had to fire them.Now tomorrow I'll have to do it myself...how about you?
MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW >MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOWMEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW >MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOWMEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW >MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOWMEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW >MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOWMEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW >MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOWYour fortune: Bad Luck
>>943816688WHERE DID ALL MY NEWLINE-CARRIAGERETURNS GO??? 0_______0 MOOT WHY V________V
>>943816669I hope not op k!I dont want to be me
>>943816707I ate them :P>fat_cirno_fumo.webp
>>943816688MEOW IS GREATER THAN MEOW NONA........Your fortune: Excellent Luck
>>943816735but if you dont are you, what is the point of the wish?>>943816688meows?>>943816808how about WOEM?
>>943816779WERE THEY TASTY NUZUANON?? O________O>>943816808NONA IS A MEOWTHAMATICIAN!!! O_______O>>943816847MEOWMEOWMEOW OP o________o
>>943816669thats dumb of them opktoday game and watch football
>>943816847as long as I am me, I wont be happy op kbut there are so many problems with wishing to dissapear or wishing to dieso if I just get some other brain to control my body there will be no complications>very_smart_cir.no>>943816877yes very tastyyou should try some too anon
>>943816606take more dynamic pictures, poses that hide your face (eg; selfies in the mirror) or more subtle things like pics of you staring at something else>>943816580what's it doing?!
>>943816606>double perfect for meow?Aye, Death Stranding 2 is very long if you try to get a lot of optional stuff done. Meow only half-way in the game (probably)>>943816669>meows stolen imgs?Stolen image by Meow of Meow???>>943816688HOT
>>943817017do those poses really work for guys tho suwanon?i dont really know>>943817028>Death stranding 2 is very longbut any good?
>>943817017it's not working suwaprobably brokenso i should just replace it>cirno_with_wrench.jpeg
>>943817065yes! specially if you're muscular, you can show off a bit of muscle in them i think..>>943817066a reparation is in order!
>>943816847WOE IS WOEM ANON V_______V
>>943817135how do you even repair a brain suwa?>cirno?_?.mp3
>>943817065>but any good?A lot of improvements- game started pretty much the same as the last and slowly introduced the improvements. Nyameow *just* at the point the difficulty will increase to make it good as based on the last game's pacing.It's a good pace change for the most part.Meow heavily invests in resource allocation for infrastructure so they basically steam-rolling through cost hurdles now and doing the monotonous optionals at faster pace.
>>943817135suwanon i am borderline underweight so i dont think those would work well
>>943816877op po?>>943816907niceyou enjoy it?In a few hours, I'm going to have to chip away at the roof, since it needs to be replaced.It's not difficult, but it will take me some time.>>943816935ohok ok np>alsoyou are in the school again?>>943817028nop, because i draw it!>>943817148WOEM is MEOW, but inside of a mirror anon!
>>943817253TRUST ME ON THIS FUHA....(YOU) NEED A PHOTO OF YOU HOLDING UP A GIANT FISH..........THAT WILL TELL POTENTIAL MATES THAT (YOU) CAN PROVIDE........ FISH!>>943817274MIRRORS ARE SCARY ANON!!!
>>943817274>nop, because i draw it!OP K like to draw Meow???
>>943817380yes, i draw 700 meows one day
>>943817274yeah football game was very good game>>943817297i have heard that is a bad picture to take nona>alsoi dont like fishing
>>943817419That.. that is a lot of Meow lewding
>>943817461DO YOU WANT TO MARRY A FISH OR NOT FUHA?????
>>943817483i sell all to meows proffits(that dont go to meows)>>943817513cursed...
>>943817513i dont nona
>>943817552>i sell all to meows proffits(that dont go to meows)ARE NYA TRYING BUILD A MEOW MIRROR LEWDING MACHINE, ANON???
>>943817274yep!we have organic chemistry class rn but I am too smooth brained to understand>bald_cirno_fumo.mp2
>>943817166big whacks \(<v< )>>943817253it was an example!! you dont need to do that (=v= ;)
>>943817708BIG snaccs? ? w ?
>>943817708maybe I should actually start hitting myself in the head suwa>cirno_thonk.mp9
>>943817708idk i really need help with iti feel unable to do better
>>943816507Meow wish for lewd Meow reunion
>>943816606Dating apps are gay, dating is gay, idk about you but everyone my age, who is single, is mentally ill, a single mom, or a gold digger.
>>943817602yes!>>943817620why?is pretty easyjust watch some videos later!
>>943817957>yes!Mirrow Meow Lewding is dangerous anon! Somenyan might take it from (you) :O
>>943817929probablybut feeling wanted for once would be nice
>>943817752yus that too>>943817803scratching may do the trick..>>943817827you can! i believe in you!!
>>943818025I want you to keep posting, I want you to keep replying, I want you to keep trying.I'm just too far gone where "feeling wanted" is a bad thing, since the only reason for someone to want me is to use me, again.
>>943818233>w<!!!
ZwZ
>>943818233the thing is i dont suwanon :(i feel so uncomfortable seeing myself in the photo or phone that its hard to get myself to take any to begin with, let alone smile or look decent.>>943818302so this gets into my brain being dumbmy brain doesnt see the posts on here and think "thats other people talking to you" it just sees words on a screen.being wanted by a person i can see irl is very different.i also want to keep trying but its hard when everything weighs me down it seems
anons sudden big :( for me for no reason and bedtime for mehope you all have good rest of nigth and sleep well, and that i can actually sleep feeling like thisnini
>>943818581Interesting, I guess I'm kinda the same, like I can understand who (you) are, but not on a real level.Maybe that's why I like this place so much.I know that....
>>943818233the chemistry teacher gave us exercises to do, and said we won't be able to go until we finish themsome people finished fast and left earlysome people finished just as the bell rangI sat there for half an hour, and couldn't do anything even though he gave hints to help me after a while the teacher just gave upand scratching didn't help suwa!
>>943819205Good night FuHA u_u. I hope you sleep well and wake up feeling better.Damn, captcha wouldn't let me post
>>943817708whacking
>>943819205ni ni anon Z___Z
>>943819205nini fuha sleep the :( into a :)
>>943819990TAKE IT CHEESY NONA........
>>943819205NINI FUHA
>>943820046I am a big cheese nonathe biggest cheese after moon itself
>>943820081DO (YOU) HAVE ONE OF THOSE FANCY SINGING TOILETS NONA???
>>943820104yes
>>943820139WAOW NONA
>>943820165if you come to the toilet with meI can show you how the toilet works, and it's many other functionalities nona, and maybe I can teach you some other "stuff" while we are at it
>>943820236>other "stuff"SUS
>>943820236NONA......... I'M SCARED......... V______O........
>>943820437there is no reason to be scared nonaI'll be gentle
>>943820488NEENAW NOONAW
Your fortune: Godly Luck
>>943820437noooOOO anon!
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>>943822818oh hi
>>943822706>>943822818>>943822932>>943822945ANONS ARE LURKY TURKIES!!! o______o
>>943822945Oh hi yo, anon.>>943823005It's a bit murky anon!
>>943823525I'M A BIT SMIRKY FROGGY!!!
>>943823904Meanwhile Froppy is a bit quirky, anon!
>>943824118AND DEFINITELY NOT A JERKY FROGGY!!!
>>943824118>>943824416NONAS I'M PERKY!!! (I'M ACTUALLY Z______ZERKY)
>>943824416But if she keeps at it with those burgers, she might turn a little porky... u_u>>943824613Nona you might get a little snore-ky!
>>943824613>>943825238I AM BOTH PORKY AND A LITTLE SNORE-KY Z_______Z
>>943825993I-I was just being dorky, anon...
Hi Anons, sry if I'm out, I have a little work here, in the ceiling, with full sun 32c...
>>943828425enjoy the day!
Presnts for mai meow-meow?
>>943829187I'M FELINE LIKE THAT WOULD BE EXPENSIVE
>>943830103discount Meow's meow-meow?
I wish I could stop time.
>>943832276but if time stops, who is gonna start it again anon???
>>943834383me, in just a secondbut you're right, I wish I could stop and also resume time, not just stop it.
>>943834570but you'll be stopped too if you stopped time anon!
>>943834691shit, you're right. What are you, some kinda genie expert? This was a dangerous wish.
I wish I could have relations with someone else instead of my wife.She is a good friend and an awesome partner in life. But she's dumb as fuck and I can't EVER have a simple conversation with her without her not only not understanding what I am saying, but also distorting everything that I am saying. She has the IQ of a rock, and she shows it all the time.So my wish is to have another person with whom I could have a side relationship with. Just someone I could at least talk to without burning all my braincels trying to explain every single detail of the conversation as if I was talking to a todler.That's my wish.
>>943835303I fucked up time stopping wishes one too many times anon!if you wish to stop everything but yourself, then you'll suffocate, explode, freeze, or get your insides rearranged cause air won't be movingand you won't be able to see because not only will light not move, also there won't be any more chemical reactions that will be creating lightalso you'll be getting older and older as you continue to use the time stop, but I wouldn't mind this side effect to be honest
>>943835461just have kids anonthen you'll get used to talking to toddlers
>>943835512I know all those things. I have thought all of this through in the past, and sorta have a master's degree in physics irl. I just looped back around and stopped worrying about it.Getting old is hot, anon. I'm into grannies and stuff.
>>943835606I'm married for 5 years, and I am with her for anotehr 15.I AM used to talking to todlers.
>>943835664wow anonyou sound like a really smart guyI only have a master's degree in being a big dummyand maybe you are right not to worry, if you can stop time you can probably find a solution those things toolike how they made a rocket, then figured out how to make the astronauts live in spaceYour fortune: Bad Luck
>>943835813You and me are two of soul, I think you could do everything I did, you just didn't do it. I do not know if I could do everything you did, though.
Meow iz prize!
>>943835929that's a funny thing to say anon!if I could've done it I would've done it!I feel like saying "I could do it, but didn't" is just copium for weak minded people like myself
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>>943838113Meow iz lewd prize?Okay!
>>943837320Well did you try it? No? How would you know you couldn't do it?I think I can do anything, but only one thing at a time, so I will be dead before I did all the fun things.I feel like saying "I am weak" is just copium for people with hurdles in their way that others never had, and either they don't see them or they tell themselves that everyone else long overcame them
>>943835461>>943835674you sound like you are whining over nothing anon!but I think I get how you are feelingsometimes the problems I have also sound ridiculous and most people would say I should be happy with what i havebut life doesn't work that wayI would say the reason people can't "just be happy with what they have" is because of the randomness of lifethe humans that settled and didn't try to improve or change have an inherent disadvantagein the end we have a really complex and fickle system for motivationso what I am trying to say is, even though I and many people I know have an inclination to be dismissive of problems that people havetry to minimize them, or compare them to other "bigger" problemsthat's just not how feelings workI think the problems a successful person has is not invalidated just because they have achieved what other people couldn'tso I hope you find a way fix your problems with your wife anonor if it just isn't working out and you are not happy, it may be time to weigh pros and cons of leaving herbut I wouldn't make a sudden life changing choice like that if I were yousorry for ramblingI sometimes realize that I am a big part of what I hate in lifeYour fortune: Better not tell you now
hi anons, im back!
>>943839358got presents????
>>943839295being able to try is a big part of it anonand also after trying, continuing to do it until the end is just as importantpeople always say that I could be successful if I triedbut don't realize that how much they are trivializing the will power aspect of itif I can't try I can't do itI usually think of it like this,there are two options when the reality is "I didn't achieve what I wanted to do"either I didn't really want it, or I couldn't do itthe reasons may be out of my control, but it doesn't change the fact that I couldn't do itif I get sick and fail an exam, I can play the same scenario millions of times, but the end result will not changein this hypothetical scenario, I simply lacked the ability to be in my peak physical condition at the time of the exam, and that is also a big part of the examinationif I am lazy and don't study, it's the same thingit doesn't matter "if I had studied I would've passed the exam"studying is also a big part of the examI believe minimizing the stuff that people think are "irrelevant" or disregarding a problem because some people don't have it does not help with life anon
>>943839358welcome back op!>>943839338>>943839738today I woke up and chose to be the yappiest yapper of the thread
>>943839445yes>>943839784thanks nuzu!how are you been today?
>>943840349>yes
>>943840349really badI was supposed to meet with my friends last night, but I slept instead cause I couldn't find the energy to go out
>>943839784Yapping is fine.It's why the thread exists, more or less...
>>943839738I've had very bad experiences with the word "willpower". I tortured myself thinking that, if I just had more willpower, if I just wasn't so pathetic and weak, I could escape my demons, and I could become ten times as strong. All that did was made me hate myself, try to discipline myself with pain and other things, and I still kept failing and feeling worse constantly.You know what really gave me that miracle strength? To stop bashing myself with such words, and to forgive myself for failing everything I touch. Nowadays I can perform magic. I know how to model and animate 3d stuff for videogames :) I know how to speak and perform in public :) I know how to talk to girls :) Not that I am less of a khv, but still.I'm not saying you should ignore the problem or minimize it, I'm saying this: You did not study for the test, and as you said, that is part of the exam. But Now, does telling yourself that you can't do it actually help you?Saying "I can't do it" really only helps with one thing: It helps you give up. Now, that can be helpful in some scenarios, but if it's about fulfilling your dreams, then it's not viable. You tell yourself that you can do it and you do it again. It doesn't matter whether you can actually do it, even if it was impossible, you would find out sooner or later anyways. If you want to do it, you go do it, and you tell yourself that it's possible.I did some impossible things this way. I think you don't have to be special. I'm not special, I'm just some anon. I don't even know the capital of any country, or the birthdays of my parents, or how to order pizza. If a retard like me is allowed to reach their dreams then so are you.
>>943840550you just sound like a therapist anon!not that I would know what a therapist would sound like...I think what you are saying is truebut forgiving myself, and not saying "I can't do it" is the one thing I cannot do anonif I have clear vision for how I can do somethingif I actually feel like I can do itI lose all the motivation to do it. just the idea of being able to do it is usually enough for me.I hate that it is enough for me, but it just isI can continue to do something as long as I believe that I can't do itas long I continue to search for how it can be achieved by mebut for that search to continue, I need to believe that I am unable to do it.otherwise I see no reason to not be in my room and watch videos all day everyday
>>943841102>you just sound like a therapist anon!"you sound just like a therapist"english is a weird language
>>943841102I think I get that feeling. I'm an extreme nihilist, even - if there was something I needed to get done irl, I wouldn't even go and do it.But, things sorta changed. I fell in love with someone who I can't disappoint. Life is insane, anon. Maybe weaklings like us need a miracle to get out our true potential.Being in your room and watching videos all day everyday is a valid way of life. Before, I wanted to have a job and a place to live for one reason only: I need it to support my life where I do nothing but play videogames.
>>943841133... yeah! it is! wow!
>>943840471ALICE = CUTE = ANONYour fortune: Bad Luck
>>943842176welcome nonacan you bestow your intellect upon us
>>943840465sad....>alsosry for the delay...
>>943842548BUT I DON'T HAVE ANY NONA!!!!!!!
>>943842922(YOU) HAVE IT ALL NONAWE JUST NEED TO NONA ALL OVER THE PLACE
>>943842922anon!i dont want to be in the ceiling again!adopt me!
>>943843069THAT MAKES A LOT OF NONASENSE NONA!>>943843131WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THE CEILING ANON???
>>943844051reparations anon!but i dont want adopt me!
>>943844290I DUNNO ANON.......HOW MUCH FOOD DO YOU EAT?PER YEAR!
animation work takes a lot of timecant wait for holidays!
>>943844636are you making animations suwanon?
>>943844631like 3 bread a week anon!>>943844636you are made a animation?
>>943844636AI DOESN'T BELIEVE IN HOLIDAYS SUWANONA!!>>943844824THAT'S NOT VERY MUCH ANON!
>>943844737yup!>>943844824i made more than a few!>>943845095WHAT ABOUT CHRISTMAS?!
>>943845095yes anon!i usually eat very little!
>>943845187nooOO!You've surpassed me, Suwa!Now I'll have to try harder to catch up with you!xp
>>943845095that's a handsome bread you have there nonawhere did you get it from>>943845187that's so cool suwanonI've been wanting to try animation, do you have any recommendations?
>>943845187ONLY FROGMAS NONA V______V>>943845191V______V>>943845272FROM A NONA CALLED ぬず NONA BUT (YOU) DON'T KNOW THEM NONA......
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>>943845408feed me anon!that is why you need adopt me!
>>943845573I can feed you op kwhat do you want to eat tonight?
>>943845493I WOULD IF I COULD NONA!!!!!>>943845573BUT BUT WHAT IF YOU EAT THE HOUSE ANON???
>>943845742don't download my house nonaI need it to be eepy alone
>>943816507>6Apparently not. Cause somebody only hugs bad people apparently. Not that good or bad even exist. Morality is a little more complicated
fugg
>>943845840R U WEARING A KIMONONA NONA???
>>943846057I am not nonaI am wearing nothing right now cause all my clothes are dirty
>>943845633ravioli!>>943845742that is why tteh bread and tea are anon!
>>943845257they're all less than minute length, dont worry (=v= )>>943845408they frogot christmas..!>>943845272i'd say start out with 2D animation programs! then once you've got those basics down, you can grab a 3D animation thingy
>>943846231naughty!
>>943846231she melted :(
im going to visit aunt wont be able to squeak around for few days, we'll cheese again before xmas see you soon !
>>943847541Tabernac
>>943847541cya mousu!!
>>943847541see you mouseanon
>>943844636can i hold you again?
>>943848233anon got addicted to suwanon
hi anonshow is everyone today?
>>943849100welcome fuha! how are you?>how is everyone today?I am thirsty fuhawhat would you recommend?
>>943849239im ok nuzuanonnot doing much today other than sit on computer>alsoi recommend water or juice!
>>943849397I am thirsty for some action fuhaI have already accepted being dehydrated
>>943848233yesh>>943848273would that be a bad thing? (?v? ;)>>943849100im okay! allergies are treating me better
>>943849516*gets behind you and holds you in my arms tightly*
