I shit blood wednesday morning. I haven't eaten much since then or shit away all yet.I've felt weird pains in my stomach and heart.I just got a kickass sales job that can pay 1000 dollars a week if I'm below average. This is a 10am-9pm job so I'm sacrificing sleep time to study my sale pitch and ask questions like this.Should I go to ER?I feel like God is punishing. I've been bitter and suicidal and hateful and selfish for so long, and it seems God wanted to give me a taste of purpose before he dashed it all away.I've done bad things but I don't think I'm that bad. I don't feel intense pain, but I'm scared, and I'm scared of ER costs, and my team leader, she already doesn't like me, (though many other high performing coworkers do). I'm afraid if I call in sick she'll just dismiss me as a flake.>wow you sure do like talking about yourself on social mediaI haven't sci posted in months. Is that guy still around?Also the blood may be because of back injections for a car accident i got a year ago that made me feel way worse for over a month,Can i give er a fake name? I don't want to go to jail. I'm scared.
>>943817450I shit blood all the time, you probably have hemorrhoids. Clean up your diet, stop sitting on the toilet, stop stressing.
>>943817591>Clean up your diet, My diets pretty clean. Pepperoni slices (pure meat), oatmeal.>stop sitting on the toilet,I'm not trying to be a smart ass. Are you saying I should minimize the time I spend in the toilet. > stop stressing.I'm on it. I'm taking that day off and I'm gonna fine tune the pitch before i have to go out on my own with it.
>>943817450>Should I go to ER?if you have to ask, yes. also sauce?
>>943818808Pepperoni slices and oatmeal is a diet guaranteed to speedrun you to bowel cancer. You fucking retard.
>>943820078>Pepperoni slices and oatmeal is a diet guaranteed to speedrun you to bowel cancer.What should I be eating? I ate pepperoni bc its keto and oatmeal bc i thought that was good for bowel troublesWhat should i be eating?
>>943822292veggies
>>943822292Oatmeal is not keto friendly.
>>943818808Pepperoni is processed meat, not pure or wholeWtf are you doing The pepperoni gave you ass cancer, sry bro
>>943823044Keto is retardedMost people get bowel problems from too much oat stuffAlso, probably just undercooked your oatmeal and a piece tore your bowel
>>943824488>The pepperoni gave you ass cancer, sry broIt may exacerbate it, but if I have ass cancer, I blame the back injections I allowed ass-clown doctors to give me a year ago, and the overly tight jeans I've been wearing the past 3 days.
>>943822310My refrigerator is dogshit.I've tried keeping carrots in there, but they spoil overnight, and give me the shits.Based on this post I'll put some frozen veggies in the crockpot. What are some good veggies that require no refrigeration?
>>943817450When in doubt, have it checked out.Could be hemmorhoids, could be bowel cancer, you never know until someone takes a look.
>>943817450If the blood is dark or black you need to go to a doctor yesterday. If its bright red its not that bad (maybe), but you should still get it checked out if it persists, there’s a lot of it or you have pains.
>>943825793This is a photo from wednesday morninghttps://files.catbox.moe/kmsgqo.jpgHow bad are we looking?Too big for /b/ filesize limit and this brand new phone can't make screenshots less than 2 mb.[spoiler]Fuck new captcha system. My time is more precious now. Why couldn't it suck this much ass when my time was worthless?
>>943818954>if you have to ask, yes. also sauce?Her name is Ella Purnell. She's on the new Fallout show. I haven't seen a single episode, but she's a darling over on /tv/ where I waste most of my time.
>>943818808>My diets pretty clean. Pepperoni slices (pure meat), oatmeal.this is an acceptable diet?
>>943826094That's it? You probably just tore your asshole slightly on a big shit. Eat more fibre and keep an eye on it. Spend less time on the can too, as that can exacerbate hemorrhoids.
>>943826220>Eat more fibreSomeone told me this comes from flax seed and oatmeal but then there's this guy>>943820078>Pepperoni slices and oatmeal is a diet guaranteed to speedrun you to bowel cancer. You fucking retard.
>>943826220>That's it?That's "it" in terms of what can be seen. What I can't photograph are the pains my stomach, and chest the past few days.Again, I may have a tendency towards being a hypochondriac, which is why I'm bringing this serious medical matter to the /b/ig /b/rained individuals who will know how to set my life straight.
>>943823044>Oatmeal is not keto friendly.I understand this. I was compromising keto to include fiber in my diet.
>>943817450Sales men are fags.You get what you deserve.
