In the age of the Internet and hookup apps, sex is easier to get than ever.What's your excuse for being a virgin?
>>943864820This is probably the least gay thread up now.
>>943864820I'm only attracted to butch lesbians. I'm a guy.
>>943864952haha your gay
>>943864820>opens sniffies>married bottoms>married bottoms, everywheredoes marriage turn dudes gay or something?
>>943864966yes
>>943864820too many fetishes, I'm a trad Cath and no woman in my area is into guys like me
>>943864966It’s called having a beard
>>943865745been this way for decades. Lots of gay men prefer to stay in the closet
>>943865745indeed. I knew it happened, but didn't think it was as common as it apparently is.no complaints tho, i prefer fucking with married dudes tbh
>>943864820What's your excuse for not being a virgin? You better be 30 and over because if you're not guarding your virginity until you're 30 then you're just a bitch ass nigga. It is the duty of every self-respecting man to keep the wenches evil hands off your dicks.
>It is the duty of every self-respecting man to keep the wenches evil hands off your dicks.that's why i fuck men
>>943864966The gay community is like 90% bottoms. If you're a top you can get it at any time with no effort.It's great for desperate losers like me who just want to close their eyes and fuck a hole.
>>943866831Yup. As a top, I'm just giving the people what they want. and fuck do they want it
>>943864820Why are there two guys? Heyy what is this, is anyone seeing this hey c'mon. That's not good bro like wtf is wrong with you jeez louise buddy. Like holy fucking shit. That's gay as fuck my nigga. Woooooooaaaaaaaahhhh that's messed up. That's faggot bullshit dawg. It's really nasty buddy. You should probably delete this post.
>>943866959This thread is about sex.
>>943866959here I'll balance it out with some lesbian sex
>>943866883Since start working out and grew a full beard. The opportunits to hook up with Twinks and Woman has risen quite a bit, even though there isn't as much going on in the clubs since Corona
>>943867202I don’t know anon this still seems kinda gay, you may have to post more examples so we may judge better
>>943864820no Martians to take my virginity.
>>943864820This image is truly disgusting and made me want to upheave all of what I ate. Yuck.
>>943867794>>943864820 is probably the least gross image on /b/ right now
>>943867367clubs may not be busy but the adult bookstore backroom by my house is. always someone hanging out lately
>>943867794sir doth protest
>>943864820Can't be fucked to give a fuck
>>943866831this.i'm "straight" but just want to fuck a hole. I don't give a shit. And its so ridiculously easy with gay dudes that it blows my mind.
>>943864820bump for some greentext of rando hookups
>>943868606The fuck is that supposed to mean, faggot? What you trying to say? Talking all that gay ass queens english. Faggot.
im not a virgin if i fuck anime girls
Bump
>>943871221Nobody on /b/ has ever had sex.
>>943871221I met a couple on Craigslist who were looking for a bisexual third. I'd given a couple of blowjobs by then so I hit them up and the wife set up a date and time for us meet up.I made it pretty clear that I wasn't up for anal yet, but the husband wasn't having any of that bullshit. He waited until I was ass up with my face buried in his wife's pussy and let me have it. I felt something wet and warm on my asshole that turned out to be his lube up fingers and then his dick was inside me. It didn't even hurt, it just felt like I was taking the most glorious shit of my life.So yeah, there is a reason why most gays are bottoms.
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>>943871221>be me, 27>meet first timer on Craigslist when that was still a thing>he gets behind me to fuck>he's 100% convinced he's in my ass but he's actually just grinding his dick in my buttcrack>whatever, still feels good
>be me, years ago, craigslist>too young>older married guy "alone for the weekend" wanting to suck dick>contact him, he's 100% into it>super nervous but sack up and take bus to his place>he answers the door, asks if i lied about my age, then laughs saying he doesn't care and gives me a beer>starts rubbing my crotch almost instantly, even before i sit back on the couch>he turns on some "pussy porn" he calls it>i see tits all over the screen as he pops my dick out of my shorts and engulfs it with his lips and tongue>i'm going nuts, can't believe how good it feels, how crazy it is this guy thats my dads age is bobbing his head in my lap>start to kind of slowly fuck his face and he's really into that>can't help it, put my hands on his head, gently playing with his hair, and he slides his hands under my shirt and rubs my nipples>im less into that but am lost in the moment, can't help myself, i tell him im going to cum and he just hums "uh huh" and i shoot down his throat as he gulps it down>my dick shrinks and i feel that sudden shame and regret, wtf did i just do>he offers me another beer, decide fuck it, drink it, he makes me a fucking sandwich lol>swallows my cum again while he jacks off, then offers me a lift home but i feel too weird >take bus home, never see him again
having sex with men does not make you lose virginity
>>943882447even if i bottom?
>>943864820>2016 +9>still no all gender equivalent to grindrI want an app where I can scroll through a list of nearby men, women, trans, etc , and message to fuck. The entire system of matching and likes is si outdated and makes straight hookups way more difficult than gay ones when I know for a fact theres plenty of horny women out there. Why doesnt this exist? This feels like easy money, id gladly pay 5-10 bucks a month for that.
>>943882660gay men don't want to see women and straight women don't want to see gay men. and bisexuals refuse to fuck each other. it will never work
>>943882734add a gender or sexuality filter then? Again thats a non issue.
>>943864820Have the opposite problem. Wife wants to be dicked down however and whenever but I'm not into her anymore.
