If your pet could talk,what would it say?
nigger
>>943880066/thread
>>943879985stop raping me
>>943879985But I don't have any pets
Thanks for letting me steal those carnitas tacos on Tuesday
>>943879985SnaaaaaaaaaaaakeSnaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaakeOh I'm a snaaaaaaake
>>943879985Jews and women are organising themselves to try to fag you up. Kill them now they left you no choice.
she lefti can be your girlfriend tonight
>>943886230>even the dog can see this
>>943879985"I like you a lot"
>>943879985She would probably act like a violent, bipolar girlfriend and constantly cuss and break things
>>943888255Cat?
>>943891245Yes
>>943879985Itty bitty baby itty bitty boat hebe habo Twinkie hose
>>943879985gas the kikes
>>943879985>I've seen your balls
"Please master, stop browsing internet for political content, you get angry. 4chan/Reddit are cooked. Focus on our walks, our games and the time you're not engaging with me focus on your hobbies avoiding rumination. You're getting suicidal and even though we don't mourn people as humans do you are ingrained in my life so please do as I say."
fuck moot