Israel is trying to run a psyop on me. Im pretty sure they developed a way to send audible signals directly to my brain in order to drive me insane. Recently I have been hearing a "chirp" noise coming from my hallway. My sources tell me that the "chirp" could be some type of morse code Jews use to brainwash their enemies into commiting suicide. As I type this out the "chirp" has not stopped. I'm not sure what to do but blame jews, possibly the french legion.
>>943902672>Recently I have been hearing a "chirp" noise coming from my hallwayare you black?
>>943902704>are you black?are you responsible for this?
>>943902763I am not responsible for replacing your smoke detector batteries
>>943902794>fed slopsmoke detectors don't take batteries
>>943902672smoke alarm battery getting low
>>943902672What your nipples look like?
>>943903086Yes they do. The whole point is that they NOT be dependent on the building's wiring
>>943902672>my smoke alarm is telling me to kill myselftextbook schizophrenia, that's alright it takes all kindshowever I wouldn't take any advice from appliances or even people on the internet
>ELON MOOSK IS A HYBRID LIZARD DEMON !!!! MY SAUCES SAY SO YOU FUKEN BOTS LMAOOO AND YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE??? CHINA MADE UP DINOSAURS TO DISTRACT US FROM THE EARF BEING FLAT YOU DUMBASSESS KEKEKEKEK. >FRENCH TRANNIES ARE TRYING TO KILL ME NOW CUZ ALLS I DOES IS SPIT THE TRUTHS YO>WHY DONT THAT TRANNY BITCH JUST PROVE THAT SHE DONT HAVE A COCK R SUM IS DAT BITCH DUMB ???? LIKE SRS GUYS THIS IS SUCH FED SLOP ITS NOT EVEN FUNNY >CHARLIE WAS KILLED BY SPACE DEMONS AND ERIKA IS NOW PREGNANT WITH AN AFRICAN WARLORD SO FUCK OFF
>>943903236>don't take advice from an applianceis a smoke alarm considered an appliance?
>>943902672Owens is a secret society puppet.
>>943902672Kek, this op post is well written, you can really feel the paranoia and stupidity in the people op is satirizing.
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>>943902672Anyone remember than ThinkGeek toy where it was a USB stick sized device that would emit annoying sounds every so often? kek
>>943902672No they're not candace, you're just a scumbag turncoat, so fuck off nigger!
>>943903153oh shit, so that's why they use batteriesso fucking obvious...
