Do Christcucks ever wonder why the new year starts on January 1 when Jesus was born on December 24? Well it's because he was circumcised on December 31 and the next day marked the first day of the Christian calendar.
If the three magi from the east saw a star rising in the east, and they followed it to the east, why did they end up in Bethlehem, which was west of where they started from?
>>944013647navi malfunction
>>944012174Why doesn’t it begin the day after winter solstice?
>>944012174may I already know you are there and smile?
>>944012174I bet you think the resurrection happened on Easter too
>>944012174God better has a good explanation for this shit, or I'm gonna start an insurrection in heaven
You mean that weird guy that flies around my room calling me god going weeeeee
>>944012174When you're not a member of Christianity you look at them mutilating baby penises because an invisible man in the sky told them to and it just looks crazy
>>944012174why would god create us with a foreskin if he hates it so much? or was it satan that put it in us when god wasn't looking?
>>944018452All other creatures have foreskin as well, so either God is a monster or jews worship SatanThe God of the Old Testament was a higher demon
