well kids, you're old enough now that me and your mother think you have the maturity to celebrate our most christmas tradition! although your uncle is uncertain about it *glances quickly at pugsly*as you know the yule season isnt just about burning tires to stay warm, is the celebration of the birth our lord and masters.... greatest competitor.but just for today, lets do things their way, its only natural *spits* its only right *gags* but it is their birthday...*turns on the tv, hdmi cord connected to his laptop*this is 4chan, lovely place normally, but we are here to do missionary work, our great assignment.now, lets see who can make the most poetry about fbi statistics, and dont forget to say nigger as many times as you can, as that is their way.happy saturnalia.
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>>944012246look at that dear, a retard!i hope you can find a man just like that to marry you, but given proper social etiquette these days you'll have to stop touching them and instead find a meaningless criminal who has time spend time online looking for craigslist ads until he starts wearing dresses because they realised they werent jealous of jamal, but of you, fester can help with the surgery for the smelly little hole full of hair they're going to decide that they want because theyre more willing to go through surgery than make an effort to become okay with themself.make sure you support them.
