/waifu/ threadsong: https://youtu.be/SxhlSLf1Ndo?si=1Ljkr04E44vY09l3rurus:>claim waifu>post waifu>dont steal waifu unless trips (you wont and she wont love you)>no erp>no overly lewd content>passniggers get the rope>posting gets you a reserved place in hell.>no trips or higher will go unchecked, this is absolute. -Book of Moot 1:12>discuss and have fun
bitch nigger tranny faggot threadyea keep drinking with xanax be one less faggot
cheers
>>944031610kill yourself
Dude, come onPost something more festive>>944028497In never outA problem only for the floozies, warming clod souls up this harsh winter night>threeWait what?
>>944031339 [Kneesocks]Thats so fucking cringe.Will you finally have a fucking day off after 2 days? You are on the verge of fucking collapsing.
Stop making that big face !!
>>944031687what the fuck are you trying to say
>>944031687nah im not in the mood i tried not talking shit but some retard is following me and purple around starting shit
>>944031720YUP. Life is cringe, life is a man named Bubba unwrapping his package in my jail cell. It fucking blows. The only thing you can do is bite down down on something and take it.I am back to work Saturday.I've already mentally collapsed, I haven't taken my bars in a year til now. Last time I was doubling my dose was seven years ago.Im at my mother's house, I'll be fine.
>>944031743Ya OP you look cuter without the chubby face>>944031755Excuse me?I'm not the one talking about three legs going in>>944031781>Someone is acting grinchish>I'm not going to be funOh come onTake a break and let looseIt's christmas act not your age
>>944031936legs...?>>944031953cinamon rollle
Faggets
>>944031918How fucking annoying, I despise not being able to do anything about that.
>>944031978About what? Life?
>>944031936to be fair. it is w i d e wednesday
>>944031936That's what i was attempting i mean i'm back from 7fish so it's not like it's a bad day but it's annoying plus goddamn udine fucking with posting
>>944032003Yeah, life, more specifically your situation, it fucking pisses me off how unfair it is.I would like to stay more and ramble about how much I hate it, but Im tired, I managed to do something on the halloween and I just want to lay down and watch this FF6 challenge run and go to sleep, dont over dose and die I would tell you to be more direct with your boss but that could backfire and get you fired. Good bye.
>>944031953Welcome silent claimer to this half cooked christmas thread>>944031961Don't focus on the legsThere is substance behind them shiny hogs>>944032012Oh shitWe love whales OPBe BIG and FAT and love them pinchable cheeks>>944032092This come and goWhy should i let the outflow dictate my moodWeek. You sound week
>>944032116Life is unfair, you can do aas much about it as I can. I stopped giving a shit about it ages ago. Why do you think Im on meds, to make sure Im ok with it.I've done worse to my body than mixing these two before, I'll be here when you wake up. Hungover, alive, and making a drink.Goodnight!
>>944032187oh i know somethin about substantial hogs
>>944032287He has experience with 3dpd MENActing like giga chadsTake notes fake chadsYou are not hopelessYou to can tie that hog
>>944032482jesse what the fuck are you talking abou;t
>>944032543Don't worry about itRamblings of a drunk claimerFishing for fun
>>944032222>>944032187nah just getting irritated with the site moderation and the posters when i was trying to do something fun for everyone
>>944032654i mean same but i think we're talking past each other and not picking up the comments
imma check something a new filter im hardly herr to talk to others anyways
>>944032671Before and after the sharty in pants, my posts have been throttledNoting newI'm not abut to pick up a sword for a dead on arrival hobo chanEffort and fun posting is alive. Just don't tell mods you're having a winter ball>>944032729Thru or passedHit me with your bestI can juggle the most cooked eggs
>>944032880ye man wish i didn't smoke all my weed like 3 days ago
>>944032985>His happiness is dependent on dude bro weedsManClear your head for a few days
>>944033066it's not i just get irritated
>>944033333
remember to leave out cookies and milk for bandit keith
Did you really spend all christmas eve bitching and moaning on 4chan?Lmao you're soooo pathetic Shanepedo
>>944033561Monster energy and zyn for kyle the drywall destroyer.Merry Kris S, Malt Fifth.
>>944031976handsome fella
guessing neptranny is yapping 90% chance he was the schizo in hg
disassemble your router replace it with a raspberry pi>>944033622Redbull fireball and 6mg smooth zyn time fore melty fore today...!! Dubya says these colors dont run brotherMerry Eve of Christ's Mass , chocolate if it was german.
i didn't like purple being a depressing fagbut i knew that was bound to happen ooh new filter reason says someone is madnigga loves attention doesn't ever believe i have filters
Nigger thought i was in this gay thread for christmas eve lol nah i was in hg i just came around because one of you were being fags to purple and fags about my vegeta roleplay
>>944033776Somehow this reminded me of the most drunk shit I've done that was adding mixer INTO my liquor.Merriment of CHRIST (King) to thou, Maltifiqus, fifth of the lineague.
>>944033988You're not allowed to drink or eat mest on christmas eve
neptranny keeps pretending he's catholic lol lmao i still remember ehen that texasfag caught him not knowing about the trumpets of jerichomfker grifting catholic lol
ttd
>>944033988Merry Christmas retard.
all my bitches bad imma get my dick slurped in a few days and you're gonna be flirting on 4chan with dudes and not even fuck just cuck yourself
UWOO NEPTUNE DID YOU GET YOUR LINGERIE YOU WERE GONNA SHOW OFF?lmao mexican crossdresser pussy paperpusher on 4chan wants his bussy packed
>>944034285Love you too dude, merry christmas.
All I want for Christmas is a 15 inch base at Sundance>>944033988I don't understand!! Waow!!Peace on Earth, and Good Will towards Man!! Prepare ye the way of the LORD, make His paths straight!!
I can't see what you wrote bussy boy you using repetitive phrases
>>944034496You ain't no christian you're a dumb agnostic queer or spiritualist/schizo
>there's no way for me prove it was someone here that was fucking with me, nor will i even attempt to prove it despite that, im just mentally ill to the point everything i do not like is related to here therefore i will spend the rest of the night in the very thread i DO NOT want to be in crying like a retarded faggotagain, a miracle he remembers to breathe
>>944034496WAOH??? WOWOWOWOWWe are the best planet in Earth.Ye? Like, the artist?
it's tripped with reason dumbass so i ain't reading that shit idgaf anyways
uohh neptune do you wear slip ins to pretend titties under the lingerie you wear you faggot?
>>944034578Well not gay or spiritualist I was raised... Pentecostal I guess but I'm considering and praying about trying out Catholicism if I'm gonna be honest lol>>944034615Wait!! That was your opportunity to explainWe are God's favorite planet in God's favorite solar system in God's favorite galaxy in God's favorite superclusterHe made Graduation. Which jokes aside is actually such a good album. Did you realize you were a champion in their mind
>>944031953Extremely cute
>>944034787Instead of putting liquor in a glass and then juice, I drank a few swigs from the liquor bottle, then poured juice INTO the liquor bottle, skipping the glass entirely.God may love us maybe.In whose mind?
>>944034787if you're already christian you don't need toit's only difference is papacy and observance days some other stuff too but all christians who aren't heretical isn't much different like mormons are considered heretical because they believe in another prophet like muslims
>>944034738Stihl Chainsaw. They start faster. Good chainsaw. I don't like huskys. comparatively flimsy. husq makes good sewing machines though>>944035139Imagine if you were making a screwdriver. Immediate time limit. Gotta finish it before the orange juice goes bad. Terrible fortune. TsingtaoYeah I think he said something about that at some point. Couldn't tell you sorry.>In whose mind?Yes I did. When I packed it up and brought it back to the crib>>944035258You're sort of correct and mostly notBecause at the very least that which follows the Nicene/Apostle's Creed is fundamentally Christian, however culture and doctrine varies WILDLY especially among Protestant linesMormons don't just believe in continual revelation like from Smith and so on down the line. They obviously don't follow fundamental Christian theology. Line 6:>the Only Begotten Son of God,>born of the Father before all ages.They believe Jesus was once human like us and ascended to godhood, and that we can do the same. Fundamentally Heretical
>>944035529You're absolutely right in pointing out the deep theological divides between mainstream Christianity and groups like Mormonism (The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, or LDS). The distinction is crucial, and you hit the nail on the head when highlighting the key differences in Christology and doctrine.As you mentioned, the Nicene Creed and the Apostles' Creed form the foundation of traditional Christian beliefs, specifically around the nature of God, Christ, and the Holy Spirit. These creeds affirm that Jesus is the "Only Begotten Son of God" who was eternally with the Father and not a created being. This is essential to orthodox Christian theology.On the other hand, LDS theology diverges sharply from this view, particularly in how they understand the nature of God and Jesus. The belief that Jesus was once a human who "ascended" to godhood, as well as the teaching that humans can also become gods (known as the doctrine of *exaltation* or *eternal progression*), stands in stark contrast to traditional Christian views of God's eternal and unchanging nature. In Mormonism, God the Father and Jesus Christ are seen as distinct, exalted beings who were once mortals themselves, which is in direct contradiction to the Trinitarian concept of one eternal, unchanging God in three persons that traditional Christianity upholds.The idea of *continual revelation* in Mormonism also creates a significant divide. While most Christian denominations accept the Bible as the final and complete revelation of God, Mormons believe that God continues to reveal new teachings and scriptures through living prophets (beginning with Joseph Smith). This belief in modern-day revelation and the additional scriptures (such as the Book of Mormon, the Doctrine and Covenants, and the Pearl of Great Price) makes Mormonism a "restorationist" movement, one that claims to restore the original Christian gospel that was supposedly lost after the death of the apostles.
>>944035529This is where the term heretical comes in for many traditional Christians. From an orthodox Christian perspective, the deviations in doctrine—particularly around the nature of God, Jesus, and the role of Scripture—are seen as foundationally incompatible with historic Christian faith.The question of heresy has been a contentious one, and it often depends on one's theological perspective. From a conservative Christian viewpoint, these deviations from the Nicene Creed and other traditional Christian doctrines are seen as heretical. However, Mormons themselves would not accept this label, believing that their beliefs are a restoration of true Christianity.It’s clear that there are huge differences between mainstream Christianity and Mormonism, both in doctrine and theology. But it's also important to recognize that these differences often stem from varying understandings of what it means to be "Christian" and what constitutes the "true" faith. For some, if a group doesn’t affirm the Nicene Creed or the essential doctrines of historic Christianity, that group isn’t seen as Christian at all. Others, however, might use a broader definition of Christianity, focusing on shared elements like belief in Christ and the Bible, despite the differences in theology.What are your thoughts on the whole concept of "restoration" in Mormonism? Does that idea of bringing back a lost truth resonate with you, or do you see it as a departure from the original Christian message?
You AI generated that LOOOL it had to be
>>944036249i didn't post that btw but yea seems ai sorta hits on heretic anyway i looked into pentecostal main difference your biggest leap culturally is just accepting there's nothing new to learn which is my problem and many others issue with the current church who kinda imho act like it's evolving which is why they're ok with and open to discussion with other religions now or were under francis and i made several posts calling him a unitarian for it
You cannot kill me I am a mango
imagine waking back up
ngmi sleepmaxx immediately or face persecution
It's fucking CHRISTMAS
IT'S THE RED FAT MAN DAY
>>944038589RejoiceToday is the day we are allowed to be joyful
Go to sleep already
>>944038954How am i supposed to catch the man in red then?
the man in red stole my foreskin and left me a fiveskin this year
>>944039160Someone doesn't sound jolly or hollyMore like a coal getter
I've got the worst headache imaginable.. I drank myself to shit like never before.
>>944038910Only today?>>944038954No u
>>944039288can i at least get a renewable instead
This ramen and tuna better fix me up...at least xmas is finally over. I don't wanna drink for a decade.
>>944039377It's not OctoberRemember that throbbing head pain until the new year>>944039442YesToday you have to post joyful and positive posts>>944039485Take that up with the fat manSounds like it's gone purpleSee a doctor>>944039442>>944039485LookYou both don't sound joyful and it's ruining the moodPurple doesn't mean depressed
>>944039673I'd rather not remember it.. I gotta go refill my water bottle. Water was never this delicious before..
>>944039442who up, posting they purple>>944039673i checked its normal colorgive me something to be joyful about
>>944039680My friendDo you even know what water is?>>944039705Blindness is a tragedyI can't. Only you can give yourself thatI'm just hear to support it
>>944039802Yeah, it's what comes out of the toiler.The hangover horny is killing me.. already down 5 cooms.
>>944039673Uuuuuh, I got cookies and shit I guess.Buy me an LED santa hat, then I'll be happy.>>944039705Purple up, rise and shine the ceiling is purple.
>>944039893My guy is a right /r9k/ posterI weep>>944039961Welcome and merry Christmas silent calmer>>944040050>Give me thingsNo, you childChristmas is like birthdaysIt's not about you. It's about who knows you
>>944040131Stolfo stop rambling about nonsense you damned faggot
>>944040148Just because i'm right doesn't mean you get to hind, coward
>>944040195I'm gonna put Clarent in your ass
>>944039802you can come double check if you want>>944040050thats a lot of purple
>>944040131I spent the whole month not wanting to be alive, the most joyful you can get out of me right now is "Neutral".I was sharing cookies and other snacks for a reason.>>944040209There's never enough purple.
It's been so long since I watched the 2 gay bartenders chat...Good ol times.. Mmm...Stolfo you are a turbo faggot
>>944040204You're a malnourished skeletonMy skinny arse could beat your dusty body to a pulp lol>>944040209Sorry, I'm no doctorThink someone else would be glad to check you up and down (Wink)>>944040268Yet here you areSo i'll exploit thatYou spent last month and this month looking for an excuse to be happyEveryday you post searching for that happiness you feel, that you ignore
>>944040386Dude, I actually gained weight.. like.. a few months ago I was my usual 59kgs.. I'm at 68.5 now. No idea how I managed that..
>>944040306Why he say fuck me?
>>944040268but if i keep the lights red i can pretend it's festive>>944040386you're not? what was that whole thing about turning my head and coughing then
>>944040406Fkn I dunno..Dude, you remember Purple Momiji, right? So he came to the hunger games threads on trash at random where I used to hang out a lot. Anons immediately searched the archives for him and found him in a cuck thread saying he wants a black dude to fuck his waifu infront of him.So now he gets shat on by anons nonstop but that's not my business..
What the fuck? I don't want to believe that unless he used that purple edits to the thread.
>>944040511He posted one purple edit.. He's been long time frens with Loona like me, he has played HG a bunch before. I got into some nonsense with him in HG long ago. So it's not like he's new to that place.https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/77782007/#77789808
>>944040424I could be?I don't remember that so it never happenedDon't lie about my pure soul>>944040454>/Trash/Oh boyLMAO why are you telling me this?NatThis is something you keep to yourselfLike drunk crying. You don't talk aboutOh man
>>944040590I did that drunk crying a shitload this year.. man that sucks.. Like I don't mind that fetish, it's like.. his stuff, I don't rly care. I just talk a lot and just remembered this whole thing.
>>944040386Not really, the main issue was feeling extremely happy on one side and absolutely miserable on the other, I just wanted some peace and quiet man. Thing that I finally got yesterday.What the hell are you yapping about.>>944040424No need to pretend, just treat it as any other day.
>>944040590you dont even remember...>>944040697every day is exactly the same, isn't it
>>944040574I don't really hate the person but that is a weird type of fetish for a guy that loves his waifu. There could be a reason or just being curious on what could happen (Typical NTR plot)
>>944040723I'm deranged too, I find NTR in anime hot.. but I don't ever lewd my beloved, heh. She stays in my bed in bodypillow form and nobody else gets to touch her. I only lewd random animu grills.He's getting a lot of shit whenever he posts, people make fun of him.. poor guy.
>>944040715Not really, sometimes it does feel like that though.
>>944040804You brought this up and made me stop lurking the thread, now everyone that lurks here is gonna find this out too. NTR is only hot because of the thrill of it and it's very detailed expressions. No matter the good side of it I am not gonna wish for anyone to experience that in real life, it's not gonna be good for the community.
>>944040616>..>I don't mindMy friendAs funny as it is to read that. Drop that on me, like lol>>944040697IndecisiveSounds to me like you do want to be happy, you're just keeping yourself in a mindset that's sadIt's okay to be happy>>944040715I genially don't remember muchLike are promises to take vows
>>944040923giwtwm>>944040985YOU DONT EVEN REMEMBER OUR VOWS
Merry Christmas.
>>944040985Your "Depression doesn't exist" tricks won't work on me.I have all the rights to not feel the happiest.>>944041007Why, the ground is too cold.
>>944041017Sup bro.>>944040963The community is gonna be fine. Waifu has survived worse..ntr is really only fun in anime images for the moment. I'd never let anyone touch my partner irl. I'd go nuclear.. >>944040985What ya laughing about u lil gay boy?
>>944041037yeah but maybe someone would hit me lmao
>>944041068Yeah suprisingly. As it should be.
>>944041007We never took any vowsYou just took advantage of my drunk arseShotgun weddings don't count>>944041017Merry Christmas>>944041037>Things i never saidTo be happy the first step is changing your outlookIt's enjoyable to drown yourself in miseryBut there comes a point you have to admit things were ok>>944041068At some guy getting *******He was buck brokeIt's the same as the cirno and hellsing claimers
>>944041189Cirno? The tard I used to spam these threads with long ago? I haven't heard from him in ages.
Hi hi merry Christmas
>>944041189IT COUNTED TO ME
>>944041205You made few people mad with thatActual thread revolt, i do feel bad for one guy who might of hated meHe was fun to chat with>>944041311Speak of the devil>>944041320You never loved meJust om (You)s
>>944041329Hello c:Yeah that entire situation was pretty embarrassing
>>944041377All good manYou were in a a weird state of mindWas fun /waifu/I got to run. Have a good christmas See ya around... maybe
>>944041117Doubtful, it's you who has to jump in front of a car, it's more likely they stop before hitting you if you're laying on the ground.>>944041189Things were not okay and they kind of still aren't, all that changed is just how I'm looking at it.We're basically saying the same thing but from different perspectives.>>944041311Merry crimma
>>944041415What changed is how you handle itYou're still hear. Looking at things with hopeful eyes, you'll never admitSorry can't chat longer, i'm out>different perspectivesWe areAnd i'll get my arse kick by some random if i don't believe in hopeHave a good one juju and merry christmas
>>944041412Yeah, the stress of doing work and school full time for 4 years straight, and getting off my Adderall I had been taking since I was a kid had me fucked up.>>944041415Merry Christmas, you going to go meet with family today? I'm gonna be with them all day once they wake up.
>>944041329When do I ever not make people mad, kek
>>944041415maybeyoud hit me with your car if i asked nice, right?
>>944041916Bold of you to assume they have a car
>>944041945Unless he crashed his old one, he does.
>>944042031Nice, how old is the car?
>>944042054He drives.. or drove.. a very old thing, I dunno how old nor can I remember what it was.
Happy Hondadayshttps://youtu.be/-arTNuuLLto?si=QPujjngBmCmVdZGy
>>944042089My own car turned 10 last year, hoping I can get a few more years out of her>>944042098Merry Christmas
>>944042098and a merry toyotathon to you
>>944042177And with you>>944042221And a zero percent apr for all and to all a no down payment
The "new" fiat 600 was registered in '09, it's pretty old but reliable. Especially cause I managed to find one with only 50k on its back.>>944041532Heck, take care Stolfo.Merry Christmas again.>>944041605Just had grandma over for lunch and we'll have dinner at my brother's place.>>944041916I wouldn't, that would ruin my car. I can make a potent nutmeg extract if you want though.
>>944042221Lmao>>944042273You're welcome :)>>944042347I'm staying with my parents, and we're headed over to my sister's place to open presents with my niece. I got her a Pixter, which I think she would like despite it being 25 years old. It has a Barbie cartridge for it and she's obsessed with those.
>>944042407Huh, looks like a nifty gift.Classic Christmas plans.
>>944042494I may being going by myself, my mom sais she's sick :(
I broke ze vidya
>>944042347excellent negotiation i accept
Merry Christmas, /waifu/!
>>944042639Rip, hope she'll get better soon.>>944043325At least you'll die while high as balls, no need to go for the pain only routes.>>944043362>>944044056Merry Chrysler
someone posted a 7 megabyte large office lady version of my waifu :0it is christmas 0:
Aaaaand time to forcibly socialize with family members.
Stopping by to claim Serial Designation N! All I want for Christmas is N! Merry Christmas!!
Robot twink
Fuck your safespaces kikesbahumbug your getting spammed
>>944046276Merry Chickpeas.>>944046898So edgy.
>>944046995
>>944046995Not edgy enough.Go hang around with your family.
and im doing it to the next and nextfuck your safespace
jules doesn't get last
mad lol
>>944047198>>944047198>>944047198
Who the fuck is Jules?