god damn i love farting. not anyone else's farts but my own. if i'm at home or in my car and i rip ass i will literally take a massive inhale through my nose because it smells so good. and don't even get me started on how good it feels physically to fart. i love it. i love it so fucking much jesus. *poooooot* *ssnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff* oh yeah, that's the stuff. a big juicy fart, the juicier the better, man. it smells so fucking good. plus i fiber maxx as much as possible and it makes the whole thing even better. god i love being me
>>944031482Smell my farts and touch my tits
>>944031501no to the first thing but yes to the second
yea my farts kinda smell good too...but I don't make thread about it though??? wth anon
>>944031482It smells so bad but good but only your own. Other people's farts are disgusting
>>944031706you're just a pussy, that's why you don't make a thread about it
>>944031521I want you to play with my tits and give me your cock.
>>944031783i can abide by this
>>944031722yes I am aware I'm a huge pussy...nice dubs...
>>944031482>god damn i love fartingI stopped reading right there. Possibly the best Christmas eve. thread I've seen tonight. All I can think is AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>944031722Ha ha ha DAMN
>>944031711My farts smell like rancid kimchi and rotten fruit. I can almost taste them and they taste metallic. I dread my own special batch.
