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rev up those anti-depressants because i sure do fucking hate my life and resent my worthless scum parents for bringing me into this faggot world
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>>944039582

oh my fucking god, dude.....

wow ...

you actually went there?
"I didn't ask to be born"
WAAAAHHHHHHH!!

STFU..... you need to be telling your parents how much you appreciate the sacrifices they made for you

You ungrateful self-absorbed little turd, you
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>>944039615
shut the fuck up, douche bag
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>>944039582

>hate my life

nobody promised you happiness

THATS YOUR RESPONSIBILITY
shut the fuck up
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>even on Christmas /b/'s residential methhead is spending his time here

Tells you a lot.
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>>944039641

no dude, I'm being completely honest with you

nobody guaranteed us happiness
It is not some kind of complimentary addendum to a contractual agreement

it's not the world's job to make you happy

THATS YOUR JOB

(And I'm not being mean I'm just being honest when I say If you could see yourself from an external perspective, you'd realize how much you sounded like a 7-year-old boy with the 'I never asked to be born' cliche)

You're better than that
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>>944039654
Is this why you abandoned Jet and Jupiter? Then you told them that you promised nothing?
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>>944039687
are you talking about op or lolvis?
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>>944039691
I will be completely honest with you, you're a pathetic drug addict who spends Christmas here. Go ahead, prove me wrong.
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>>944039687

actually I woke up 2 hours early

I always crash early as hell, hopefully as close to 8:00 p.m. as possible

because I have an internal "alarm clock" that always wakes me up at 4 AM

seriously, I don't ever use an alarm clock because I naturally automatically waie up at 4 AM

but the wife and I both have the flu, and we've spent the past 3 days convalescing in bed, and sleeping

last night I fell asleep SUPER EARLY like late afternoon type early

and my inner clock is off, because I woke up at 2 am today

>tells you a lot
yep.. JESUS NEVER EXISTED, DUMBASS
AND WE DONT CELEBRATE CHRISTMAS, IDIOT
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>>944039582
Kys nigger nobody cares about your pity party
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>>944039706
he was talking about me, because he's NEVER STUDIED PSYCHOLOGY and confuses my hypomania with "meth use"

(he has never studied psychology OR has any knowledge about drugs, either)

an inexperienced uneducated pompous bore

https://youtu.be/3fA8YCSFlnI?si=AVRboCywmctnoiQV
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>>944039815
me who? you retards sound too alike for me to care who's who.
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>>944039716

it's YOU who spends Christmas here

..... I don't celebrate Christmas
I don't even acknowledge I

Jesus never existed, YOU STUPID FUCKING IDIOT
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>>944039716

actually, I'm a pathetic POT SMOKER

who will be 10 years clean from hard drugs in May 2026

yes, I used to be a pathetic drug enthusiast, but these days I'm just a pathetic pot smoker

I take a few tokes here and there

and I've got some of THE MOST PATHETIC AFGHANI/HAWAIIAN HYBRID WEED right now
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to me, today is THURSDAY

feel free to do your gullible monkey dance
SPOILER ALERT: Jesus is a myth

fuck christmas
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>>944039962
Wow all that cock you suck is really paying off rabbi
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https://youtu.be/ATbs9E1KIuo?si=BO7jQ8yLUth0IZOG
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>>944039996
see, hypomania is a sunset of bipolar, but it's NOT a psychiatric disorder, it's actually a TEMPERMENT

because hypomania is NOT a psychosis
whereas mania IS a psychosis

nope, I never experience mania ...
I simply APPEAR manic, especially to the uninitiated
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>>944040085
subset*
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>>944040085
Shalom monkey
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>>944040107

whassup, mutated negro?

as in: you LITERALLY have mutated Base Negro DNA
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>>944040122
Shalom monkey
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>>944040128

Happy Thursday, Mutated Nigger
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anti depressants wont cure the fact no one loves you.
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>>944040156
Shalom monkey gonna suck some more cocks today?
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>>944040166
This nobody loves kikes not even their mothers
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>>944040180
you should kys with your mindwash agenda numb bs it takes even more drugs just to tone you out cuz no one asked lol
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>>944040217
Shalom monkey
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I'm posting this way for me.

It does not have fuck all to do with the guys ITT. Let's keep it real and stay silent like good little pets, ok?
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>>944040230
Shalom monkey
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>>944040240
Throw ya ninja starz in the air lets so those decals man
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>>944040286
Shalom monkey
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>>944040315
yuh, okay. Shalom monkey
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>>944040351
Shalom monkey
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>>944040356
I take shits bigger than your head booboo
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>>944040453
That's hot.
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>>944040453
Shalom fag monkey
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>>944040453
Then you go into the other thread and post this
>I got drunk with a group of friends that I would drink with all the time but this time I got a little too drunk to drive and ended up needing to stay in the guest room for the night. I wasn’t drunk enough not to remember what I was doing but I guess I came off like being super wasted since I normally just paced my drinks and never got to this point.

At some point during the night I remember waking up to my pants being pulled down slowly. ( I was aware of what could be happening and kinda wanted it to happen )I was on my side with my legs curled so the pants only had to come down past my ass for it to be out lol I just laid there and pretend to sleep while someone began wetting my asshole with some sort of lube. One finger at first but then I felt his dick start prodding at my ass, guess he realized he couldn’t get it in (I’d never been fucked up the ass and he was kinda big ) so he just jerked off with his dick between my ass and came there. Wiped me up and pulled my pants back up for me. I only recognized who it was until after because they were muttering to themselves postnut. Someone else came in after a while except I had moved onto my back. They opened one of my eyes to see if I was asleep and after a while they took out their dick and gently stuck it in my mouth. Jerked off on my lips and came.

I made sure to always drink a little more than I should and stay in the guest room. Happens once in a while and I think they assume I’m clueless. At this point I’ve been cum in a few times while I was “asleep” lol If I ever tried to tell anyone about it they wouldn’t believe me because these guys are married and are all the sports bravado type of guys. And also why would I lay there and not move or react if I didn’t want it to happen? Lol so I’ll just keep my mouth shut and let them have their fun
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pathetico butthurt much
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>>944039615
Mods can we get this fucking redditor out of here



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