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>>944041758
You woke up thinking about Trump
Lmfaoooo
Free rent even on Christmas. You have failed at life. Don't be upset tho, its your genetics.

>>944041804

no sir, I normally wake up at 4:00 a.m. on the dot every morning

But my wife and I both have the flu, and I I took my sleeping medicine early yesterday, and fell asleep before the sun set

That's why I managed to wake up at 2:00 a.m. this morning, and the first thing that crossed my mind was "wow I think my fever finally broke"

I've had a high fever with chills for three fucking days, so that's what crossed my mind when I woke up

The second thing that crossed my mind was a cup of coffee...

And of course after the morning coffee there's always that traditional ceremonial bowel movement that makes the entire previous day worthwhile

then after that I thought about how I'm hungry as fuck, because for the past couple days neither of us had any appetite, and we almost had to struggle just to swallow food cuz it just wasn't appetizing because we were so sick

And I just got done taking care of a bunch of really Sweet stray cats in my neighborhood, and now I'm finally on my way to waffle House to slam a gigantic breakfast

and I'm sitting outside right now looking cool as fuck and smoking a HUGE FAT JOINT of some Afghanistan indica and Hawaiian sativa hybrid weed that tastes so fucking good right now

And I'm sitting here watching the sunrise in the clouds and the brilliant nascent blue breaking above the yellow and orange explosion

I'm letting my wife sleep I decided instead of cooking breakfast and making noise, I just let someone else do the cooking and cleaning up afterwards

no sir... I didn't even think about the Trump thing until I happened to see that video

HE IS LITERALLY RETARDED
It's literally embarrassing as fuck I cannot believe we've reached this point of stupidity

God damn this particular pot right here is so fucking strong Jesus fucking Christ wow

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no shit I can't even smoke this whole motherfucker I'm TOO STONED!!!

The words "too stoned" aren't usually part of my vocabulary, but today?

wow

wow.... now I'm actually hoping I can handle waffle House I'm so fucking stoned right now God damn it

can you just paste the conversation this shit is insufferable as are you.

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>>944042043

>>944042123
You are one schizo retard.

>>944041804
spotted the proud defender of pedophilia. your opinion can be safely discarded, chomo lover.