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/waifu/ thread

song: https://youtu.be/ixQEzV7FQVc?si=YuXPqtl_TTPjNzgr

rurus:
>claim waifu
>post waifu
>dont steal waifu unless trips (you wont and she wont love you)
>no erp
>no overly lewd content
>passniggers get the rope
>posting gets you a reserved place in hell.
>no trips or higher will go unchecked, this is absolute. -Book of Moot 1:12
>discuss and have fun
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>Glitch City best bartender claimed
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>Glitch City worst bartender claimed
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>>944047252
Merry crimma my dud.
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>>944047336
Merry Crimma, how did you sleep
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crossdressing faggot niggers
kill yourselves self inserting nancy cocksuckers
ywnbaw
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9vtMAB09FA&list=RDF9vtMAB09FA&start_radio=1&pp=ygUYY2hyaXN0bWFzIHRvd24gdGhlbWUga2gyoAcB
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>>944047456
Slept aite, a nice 7-8 hours.
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manually spamming literal shit on christmas day, what a productive use of your time, rodent
not like you have any family to be with anyways lmfao
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>>944047534
Nice, now you won't need any more sleep for the next 48 hours.
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>>944048034
Lets not get ahead of ourselves, I would like to be asleep in 11ish hours.
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christmas celebrations were yesterday why would i be with anyone today after presents in the morning
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also yknow i have 9 siblings
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>like you have anyone to be with
lol what a self own that doesn't even apply to me since i celebrated yesterday like every catholic
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today is the commercial part it's the gift day and none of you got shit lol
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tell me what you got i know you got nothing you brimmy fucks
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im getting merry christmas from everyone i know yknow irl unlike you faggots
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8 posts in a row
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>>944048078
We'll see about that.
You're gonna watch the VA-11 Hall-A marathon whether you want it or not.
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this how i celebrate on average nigga bad hoes idgaf about one day my life really good
old pic cuz i don't sharetoo new
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>>944048473
The whole thing aint no way, will I stay up late? Yeah.
Tomorrow I must see my mother so I cannot be doing allnighters.
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>>944048554
i did this and those i thought would be closest never cared...
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Xmas is already 20hrs ago but I'm still broken from the brutal drinking we did.. fug..
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>>944048556
Weak. No one said you can't go to her sleep deprived and, possibly, hungover.
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>>944048723
I said that.
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>>944048567
that's terrible i've pretty much done everything possible and nobody had ever left me that was a friend
the worst happened is they ate all my food one day but they eventually paid me back
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i actually tell people to fuck off and nobody does
im too valuable i guess
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why are niggas always orbiting these threads anyways oh wait i know it's because they're here for me
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>>944048836
i don't know if you're lying, but i'm a bit comforted to think you'd have friends that dependable.
merry Christmas, anon. spend your time with the people that actually matter.
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>>944048757
Seija, I fucked up. I spent the last 24 hours researching ancient Greek femboys
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>>944049018
i already did
i actually do how do you think i got a job? im a nepotist
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>>944048567
the only one I gave up is me, not you
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merry christmas
Gaia chan claimed. I do love them.
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>>944049224
Go to play videogames with your friends.
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don't really have life consequences when everyone who is powerful and important are friends and family
it's weird because they always said they wanted to join the illuminati and they kinda are if it was a real thing
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the charlie brown hot sauce pack isn't really bad

can't tell though until carolina reapers flavor because that's where it can fuck up
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>>944049224
Cute.. for us germans xmas is already over tho.
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i actually got 2 jobs i just pushed off one
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>>944048757
Your opinion doesn't matter. I'm calling the shots now.
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Idk who's more annoying E or jules with their "im so smart" bs
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>>944049386
they're busy, stop orbiting me senpai
>>944049474
for you maybe
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>>944049224
Merry Christmas Terra, hope you had a great day.
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>>944049102
dude.
>>944049567
In that case I am betraying the nation of /waifu/ and going against orders.
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>>944049701
Ok.
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>>944049720
Not really. I will make dinner in a moment and wrap some packages, I think. Maybe I will have a great day soon.
Merry Christmas anonymaus
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Merry crumbus /waifu/
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>>944049701
Baaaka.
Do u play MAgic?
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like they can't be that intelligent they couldn't figure out when i use E i meant earth and it took em 3yrs to figure it out and im certain ive said it's just an abbreviation
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>>944049827
fuwa is a weird one.. that was my first ever e-bf...
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>>944049802
yes, at least in theory. I have a deck collecting dust here.
>>944049785
merry x-mas anonym
>>944049827
because you flat out denied that, idiot
adding "manually spammed scat on christmas day" to the embarassing maythings list. merry christmas
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>>944049749
Seija, no matter how many times I go to therapy, there's still something at the back of my head yelling obscene shit
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>>944049910
Hold the fuck on, earthy..
Do you know I play Magic with 3 4chan friends, one of which is Forty.. u know.. the guy whose waifu is that cutie girls who has 2 sisters and with the gif of 2 cats running around her...
We don't play Magic super regularly but on average every other week I'd say.
I even am in voice with him when we play.
You interested?
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>>944049910
merry x-men hominem
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>>944049909
this is one of my oldest images
i retrieved from like 2013
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>>944049749
God dammit. At least I guess Sam will be around.

>>944049778
Shucks.
Let's hope so, how many gifts are you giving out?
Mary Poppins to you too.

>>944049785
Happy Mega Christmas
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i wonder if i can yandex these and figure it out
my steven seagull is much earlier but it's mine i made it it would show me when i first was 4chan active i think 2011
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>>944050134
when is this marathon starting anyway.
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>>944050212
As soon as I get home. Still at my brother's place.
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>>944050565
So like a few hours I guess?
>>944049785
I forgor, merry crimbo.
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>>944049980
You're asking a lot of me, to remember an information.
It is very nice of you to invite me, on such a lonely christmas day, to play with you guys every other week. Unfortunately I am not interested. I am too busy and would probably disappoint you often, I also don't know how to digitalize my cards, and even if those two barriers didn't exist, I'm not that much of a magic fan. I don't play magic to play magic, I play magic to spend time irl with the people I like. That's also why I play it so rarely, because we usually play DnD. I just happen to have a rich friend who gave me all these cards, I'm basically a wheel on a bus.
>>944050034
marry spider men homecoming
>>944050134
I am giving out almost a dozen I think. Who's asking? Are you a government spy? Mario Chamber
>>944050212
marathon starting to you, too
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padoru posting
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>>944050705
Nah, fren.. you are overthinking this. If you just feel like playing magic again.. be it today, be it in a week or in a month.. you can hook up with us and enjoy some totally free online magic. Nobody forces you. And I actually taught 2 of the guys in our group magic. Teaching you how to use the software would be a 10min adventure since you already know magic.
We aren't like planning a big magic event.. it's just 4chan friends from waifu and hunger games who play magic together when we have time together, nothing more.
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Padoru Padoru Padoru

>>944050598
Hopefully we should get going in 20 minutes max, niece has to go to sleep.

>>944050705
Why would a glowie want to know how many gifts you give out for Christmas.
Mantis Kungfu
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>>944050750
finally, you guys are catching up
>>944050890
I see. Thank you. If I ever feel like it, even in 12 years, I will say hi.
Earth chan is often entered into those hunger games threads.
>>944050961
wouldn't you like to know why I think a glowie would like to know?
mike klitoris
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>>944051036
>catching up
*catching on
I have some catching up to do in the english language
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Only have 2 padoru.

>>944051036
Not really, just seems weird.
Manic Chanting
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>>944051131
bringing out ze smoker padorus.
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>>944051036
cute and funny gif
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>>944051182
Mamimi Chan
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>>944051225
thank you so much
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>>944051247
don't spend it all in one place
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>>944051190
Hell yeah b0ss.
Also coming home.

>>944051233
Good one.
Mini Cake.
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>>944051277
I will spread the cunny over the holidays, don't worry
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>>944051390
ait bet.
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>>944051398
lol
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>>944051390
Maapallo chan
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>>944050598
:)
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>>944051591
she loves u
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>>944051425
Have to decide whether to pregame with wine or go straight for the Jap whiskey.

>>944051455
Morpheus Cookies

>>944051591
Sorry love, I only kiss the best alcoholic smoker hag.
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>>944051703
you can knock that list one wish shorter for her at least
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>>944051815
Should be able to do it in a bit, I'll keep her fumo near me while playing VA-11 Hall-A again as per tradition.
Pats and kisses throughout the whole gameplay.
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>>944051920
man, that sounds lovely. Will screen Jill and Fumo Jill be able to see eachother?
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>>944051970
Yeah they should. I hope screen Jill won't get jealous.



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