>>944056041Call Andy Sixx she looks hungry.
>>944056041Film it and put it on youtube for educational purposes.
>>944056041>tell her to relax>i'm just here to piss>whip it out>soak her>tell her to lick it clean>slap her for good measure>go back to where i'm from relaxed as fuck
>>944056041unzip and unfurl the beast
surprisingly civilized suggestions so far.
>>944056041tell that little boy there's no paper and i'm the local piss cleaner assistant
>>944056041unzip, just about the right height
"This is the national pooping survey. I shall now witness the rest of the procedure and take notes on it".
>>944056041Piss on her and then say, oh sorry didn't see you there, maybe you should be in the girls room?
Stinky