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>Walking down the street
>See this gay couple
Wat do?
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Clutch my pearls so that such ruffians don't get any ideas.
Those who transgress natural law are also willing to transgress man's law. They are gay, they do crime.
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>>944057186
As an apology for my straightness and a tribute to their fabulosity quickly cum in their hair and rub it in to enhance hair growth.
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>>944057186
>dat architecture

leave em alone, because it’s clearly Jew York. People there will snap photos of you and make you into a pariah if you say homophobic slurs in public.

then probably go kill a nigger
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>>944057186
Pull out dick
Get free BJ
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>>944057503
they’re normal men, not street whores
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>>944057392
that’s kinda erotic, no homo
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let gays be gay
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>>944057186
>Walking down the street
sorry what now? I own a car.
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>>944058064
fine, you’re driving down the street and you see those homos. wat do?
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>>944058142
I didn't see them as I was busy driving and not looking at people on the side of the road.
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>>944057186
Keep walking retard!
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>>944058167
what if you did? maybe you’re in a busy city with heavy traffic.
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vomit
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>>944059064
wtf why
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>>944057186
ask how many dicks to suck to make it gay
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>>944057186
i wish i was gay. it would be a lot easier to get laid. i can go on a dating app and match with maybe 5 girls but i get 100s of likes from guys haha
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>>944057186
Invite them to my nude party
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>>944057446
>racist anon dreams of killing niggers
>is afraid of getting cancelled on twitter
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>>944059583
not really an accomplishment if it’s just a bunch of horny fags, though
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>>944057186
drop the rizz on em and 67 their assholes
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>>944057186
Okay, so they're gay? Big whoop
Unless they're like, fucking fondling each other in full view of the public, it's not a big deal
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Wave, smile, and say "good afternoon gentlepersons"
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>>944057186
Probably ask them to go for a drink then proposition sucking their dicks
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>>944057186
Keep on walking.
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>>944064707
That would be so hot if they were
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>>944065027
This is the best answer



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