or is it gay
>>944058510lol you cant?
>>944058527no im not flexible enough nor is my dick big enough
Old thread but ofc I would and I do. I noticed as a much younger man that I was able to just barely lick the tip of my dick, but like 2 inches from being able to actually suck my own cock when I did stretches in gym class. My cock is just under 7" hard. i started doing yoga and lessons usually for cheerleaders and the like. Im able to actively take my cock a little over half way now. Suffice to say I am an expert cock sucker and love the taste of my own cum. So much so that it just annoys me when women can't give good head and recoil when cum gets in their mouth. Its like bitch, gtfo, I'll fucking do it myself.>is it gayDon't care, feels good and its with me, myself, and I. Then again, I like to be plugged up when I suck myself, so whatever. None of that shit matters.
>>944058510When i was younger I did. Its a bit gay but feels kinda nice. I swallowed
>>944059338How far down did you get? Just the tip?
>>944059772a bit past the tip, enough to get some motion. Im a bit more than 7in hard
>>944059825How was it? Did it feel more like getting your dick sucked or sucking a dick? How'd it taste?
>>944059993its like 50/50. Tastes like skin except for the precum/cum. It was nice, id do it again if i still had the flexibility and no gf
>>944060059I wish I could suck mine but i'm only about 5"
>>944060090I'm 5" and I could fold myself to suck my dick but only when I trick myself. Like if I see a mysterious new bump or mark on my leg I can fold and inspect it up close but I notice how impossible it is my body corrects itself.
I heard it feels more like sucking dick then getting your dick sucked. As I have no interest in sucking dick it isn't worth doing the progressive stretching to be able to do it for me personally.
>>944058510I used tooThe first time i ever came was when i was sucking my own dick whilst wearing a one piece swimsuit
>>944058510If I could suck my own dick, I would never leave the house
>>944058510There are two kinds of men in this world. Those who have tried to suck their own dick, and liars.
>>944058510I managed to when I was like 14. idk if anyone sai this yet (I'm not gay so I don't wanna read about dudes sucking their own dicks), but it feels 90% like sucking dick, and 10% like having your dick sucked. For how bad it cramped me up, wasn't worth it at all.So don't feel bad if you never had, you've missed out on nothing.
>>944059243Lucky you. I've always wanted to stretch to do it, but I'm at least 3-4 inches away from even having the tip in my mouth (no I'm not fat, I'm 20 BMI) so I feel like it would take too much effort to get there. Plus I hurt my back for the first time ever recently, so I'd be worried about injury too. I refuse to injure myself for something so stupid. Unless you have any tips on how to stretch and do it safely?>>944061335Well some people want to try sucking dick but can't because it would be gay. This is the golden loophole for us
>>944061489If someone wants to try sucking dick but is concerned "it would be gay", I have some news for them...
>>944058510did it in the past, very difficult and very uncomfortable, im 7" so anyone below that best of luck Im not the most limber person either but I cant imagine it being any easier
i used to watch an anony do it on discord but he got too paranoid i would dox him so he stopped. its like my biggest fetish tho. theres almost no good porn of self sucking. why has god cursed me, so?
>>944058510Only reason I wouldn't is the fear of fucking up my back. The fear of it being gay doesn't even enter the equazim
>>944058510Watched my buddy do this in 7th grade at a sleep over. Pretended it was gross but tried it at home the next day, not flexible enough. Was envious.
>>944058510Touching a dick is gay, so yeah, by definition, touching your dick with your mouth would be gay.
>>944061489>no I'm not fat, I'm 20 BMIIf you're bmi starts with a 2 then your fat, anon. Get it down to a 15 or less.
>>944060646Will this re——ation about self sucking ever die? “Does jerking off feel more like giving a guy a hand job or getting stroked off?” Do you see how stupid that sounds? It’s both, it’s always been both. But getting jerked off takes the drivers seat mentally so it is moot. Sucking yourself is gay only if touching your own cock is gay. Think about how much harder and more thoroughly you nut when you are doing it yourself vs even the most dedicated slut. They don’t have the instant feedback loop of what you’re feeling, when to slow down or hit a different angle or squeeze or press down to the hilt, etc. so even if it’s mentally hotter and therefore different and more satisfying in a different way with them and whatever theater they are putting on, you’ll never cum as hard or as strong or as ball draining as you will on your own, which is why jerking yourself onto a sluts face or tits or asshole is the best of both worlds. Consider that reality then multiply it by 1000x and this is what sucking yourself is. It’s heroine. You will never, ever, ever, ever have a blowjob from someone else that comes close in terms of sheer physical pleasure and eroticism. If you’ve ever done it, the question of it being gay becomes both incomprehensible and also irrelevant because even if it made sense and the answer was “100% yes” then even a hyper straight neo-____ would without hesitation self-ID as a f—. Its heroine.
>>944063824>only if touching your own cock is gay.Always has been
The sensation of sucking a dick overpowers the sensation of getting your dick sucked.
>>944058510i could lick the tip of my wiener as a young man but never felt particularly compelled enough to become more flexible.it would be impossible now, i am old.
>>944063860All men are gay because no man has ever not touched his cock to piss before the age of awakening to the fact that it means they are gay
if I could do it, I would at least try it once
When I was in middle school I was a lot skinnier and flexible. I was able to get the tip in my mouth but nothing more and not for a long time.I really wish I had a portal gun. First thing I would do is suck my dick.
>>944064097portal gun would make it very comfortable, if i could do it in bed relaxed without having to stretch i'd start every day with a self-suck.
the moment i was flexable enough i realized i wasnt getting my dick sucked i had a cock in my mouthits gay and if you arent gay it wont appeal to you
>>944058510As if stroking your dick isn't?
>>944058510this is why we need more research into portal guns God damn it
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>>944064197or cloning XD
>>944064241This is the only permutation of selfsuck that is coherently gay, because it is a separate person. If you’re ok with that scenario then just get on grinder- there is probably a guy who looks vaguely like you who will 69 you 5 mins from now. Enjoy hell.All other people saying “it felt like sucking dick” are just copeseething because they got 2mm past their lips while their back was screaming in pain and they gave-up-b4-mining-the-diamonds-meme. Pathetic. It’s something you build towards after weeks of stretching and slow progress to prevent injury. They clearly don’t lift or have any impulse control.
I already do. its not hard with minor flexibility and pre warm up. only 6.7 cock here
>>944058510I often dream about doing so, but I'm not sure if I really can. I'm going to try stretchmaxxing or possibly even yoga so I can manage to at least get the tip in.
>>944064241if i could make a xerox copy of myself we probably wouldn't make it 24 hours before we sucked each other offi'd be thinking it, i know he'd be thinking it, and i'd know he knows i know.
>>944058510why would it be?sucking dick isn't gay
>>944064728How big are you? >>944064750Would you buttfuck yourself? Question is who is top/bottom and who goes first if you switch?
>>944064447>only 6.7 cock hereSix sevennnnn
>>944064856>How big are you?I'm at about 7" full-power (just before climax). Not much of a gut, as I'm ~155 lbs at 6'0."
Was able to do this in high school.Would occasionally sit on the toilet after a shower and suck my head.Honestly wasn't that interesting at the time but the internet wasn't the way it was now. If I had access to the same kind of content I do now I probably would've taken it waaaaay further with my bi/gay friends. :D
>>944064976How far did you take it?
>>944064993Nothing in HS. In my early/mid 20's (same friends) I left one suck me off before/after I'd fuck my GF. She got off letting him watch and got off even more with me doming him. I tried blowing him once but can't stand salty things so first taste of pre and I was out. Definitely could've fucked him and almost got her to let him get in on the sex but she wasn't interested in him at all, just the whole idea of being 'dirty' got her going. She was fairly prude otherwise.
>>944064856>Would you buttfuck yourself?No, I have a gross butthole and never experienced anything pleasurable from the couple times i played with my ass.clone and i would be interested in mutual dick sucks and making out
>>944065116Me and my friends (3 of them) experimented too and gave each other head.
>>944065141Yeah apparently a couple friends (who later came out as bi or gay) had crushes on me because I was the 'bad boy' of the group and 155# at 5'11". Much more athletic than now. These days I play transformation/sissy games and watch hypno to get off. That's why I say if the internet was this way back then I'd probably have fucked the lot of them. Don't get me wrong, I'm not attracted to masculinity. But someone being feminine enough? I'd hit it. Always joke with a buddy about doing a sex tour in SEA and hitting up some ladyboys along the way.
