ITT: Explain to a little kid how Santa is “real” but not in the sense of being an actual person. >Well, see buddy, Santa is “real” but he’s not like a human being. There are no elves, and he’s not actually a taxable entity. When you feel that other people care, when you feel giving and generous, when you watch your favorite Xmas specials, etc., that is how you make Christmas magic.”
“Listen here now, little Timmy…you’re a nigger.”
>>944061537>he’s not actually a taxable entity.Yeah thats bullshit. My parents might have been dirty hippies but one of the few things they did right was Christmas. And yes my parents filed taxes every year.Sorry for anyone reading who grew up with one or no parents or was dirt poor. We were middle class, not upper middle class.
>>944062276I meant “taxable entity” as in “person/individual” lol Your parents filed their taxes. Santa does not file taxes.
Kike
>>944063555Consider your trips checked
>>944061537Kids are basically niggers. All they care about is gibmedats
