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I was talking to this girl and she said her last boyfriend was "abusive" and the one before that was "gay". Can someone translate these code words for me?
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>>944079228
she has a gift for finding losers
hence her conversation with you
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>>944079228
I WANT ATTENTION NOW LISTEN LOOK AT ME FOCUS IM HERE GIVE ME ATTENTION

Or something along those lines
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>>944079228
Run away or you deserve what you get with her
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>>944079228
She is doing a combo. This story has to get longer when she tells it to the next guy, after she breaks up with you. Come up with something cool, to spice it up.
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>>944083246
I came up with retard, poor, black, nazi. Though none of those would organically continue her combo. Tough task man, great responsibility.
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The first one was cheating on her and didn't want to fuck her anymore so he was "gay". Or maybe he was actually fucking guys and preferred to go gay instead of fucking her. The second one, she thought she would fuck other guys and he got mad and beat her like she deserved. Either way, major red flags.
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>>944083462
I do hate jews, maybe I should get a rub on swastika tattoo
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>>944083986
>swastika tattoo
Nah. It should be something that organically continues her combo. Like a logical continuation. She is basically challenging you. What can you bring to this table?

Gay->Abusive->???

If we break this code, we could predict even her future boyfriends.
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>>944084520
Autistic? I'm already organically that
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>>944079228
last bf was abusive
>Last BF was Chad and didn't tolerate her shit, which was super fucking hot. But he left her so she's mega pissed
Gay
>Probably came out of the closet with her (not her fault), OR she was such a cunt she turned a man gay. Could have also been a soi boi that was faggot equivalent.

She likes the abuse, so be sure you take no shit from her and slap her around, pull the hair, etc.
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>>944084520
Maybe you could have AIDS. Or you could die of cancer. Just throwing ideas at the wall, man.

Or you could like play a popular videogame. "He was a Fortnite player".

Or a child molester.

Or your dick could smell like onions. Or you voted for tramp.

Though i think it would be aesthetic if your description would fit in one word, like the previous ones. "he was a vegan" or "he was a cyclist".

Anyway you need a strong back story to fit in her tight hall of fame.

>>944084593
>Autistic
It doesn't work because it makes you a victim. She clearly messaged that she is the victim in her previous relations.
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>>944084593
I think i nailed it: "He was a manchild".

Nah. It sounded better in my head.
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>>944079228
My wife said her old high school boyfriend seemed gay. I always took that as he didnt know how to fuck and was awkward and not all over her.
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>>944079228
Offhand she seems to be explaining excuses why her last two relationships ended. Is that what happened, sort of happened, or maybe it's her excuse.

Ask her. to clarify. Or ask her friend. Find out early on while you don't have much invested in her.
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>>944079228
>"abusive"
wouldn't let her walk all over him
>"gay"
when he found out his mom died, he cried in front of her once
she pretended to be sympathetic, but as she comforted him, her pussy dried up like Tulare Lake and she lost all respect for him as a man
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>>944085429
Basically it means he was too "nice" and treated her with respect lol. Abusive probably means he was a giga chad and didn't take her shit and wasn't nice enough. God I fucking hate women
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>>944085492
>Find out early on while you don't have much invested in her.
Too late, I'm already daydreaming about her being my wife and having my kids
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>>944085787
Yup, nothing gets a woman drier than respecting her. She cums instantly even though she's crying when I put it in her ass. But that's what she signed up for, none of this "may I kiss you" bullshit



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