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What's stopping you from following the teachings of Jesus Christ?
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>>944107785
Primarily, I don't need the Bible to tell me not to be a dick. Also, I was raised Christian and found all congregations I'd been to were full of morons.
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>>944107785
being a capitalist. fuck that commie propaganda.
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I'm not quite the dumb faggot Christianity wanted me to be. As soon as I was old enough to read the Bible and think about it on my own I realized none of it made sense and I didn't believe any of that bronze age magic bullshit.

Guys, if you're looking for how to live a good life and be a moral person you don't need the disgusting piece of crap that is the Bible. Being a good person on your own is easy and more fulfilling than whatever some dick sucking preacher is telling you to do.
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>>944107785
Christianity is a slave religion created by Zionists to enslave the goys
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New rule, Sweet, sweety sounds gay so we say Sugary instead.
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As an atheist Christianity is one if not the only breakaway religions that has a solid moral foundation that wasn't founded by a sex pervert. You can't blame him for shit his followers do centuries after his death.
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>>944107785
Ill become christian the day they remove all the jews. Avenge your savior or shut the fuck up.
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>>944107785
Christians don't even follow the teachings of Jesus.
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>>944107785

I only devote myself to NON FICTION
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>>944107785
Christians.
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>>944108650
In the entire bible only luke is a non jew. all the rest are as jewish as it gets.
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>>944108070
Bingo. There's only one reason you immediately get called a jew for being against christcucks.

Only jews would go out of their way to intensely shame people for trying to break free/help others leave their golem slave spinoff cult.
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>>944107785
his kikery
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>>944107785
>porn addiction
>apathy
>anxiety
>hating society
>hating women

More a less a combination of these things put together.
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>>944107785
Jesus was a native of Palestine, this dude is waaaaaay too pasty, Christians, stop getting Jesus wrong!!
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Simply because I feel manipulated into fearing God. I even like the teachings, but I can't fear God or believe in Him.
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>>944107785
Judaism
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who says I don't?
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whats stopping you from running from the lecture of SATAN
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Judaism.
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I don't believe in fairy tales
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How horribly maladaptive Christianity is for living in general
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I'll join whenever Christians plan to avenged Jesus.
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>What's stopping you from following the teachings of Jesus Christ?
An inherent allergy to bullshit, superstition, and dogma.
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>>944107785
>What's stopping you from following the teachings of Jesus Christ?

The superstition which has formed about the personal cult of 'Jesus',
which basically is an invention that took shape after the Nicaean Council,
that again got utterly deformed by the mores of stupid televangelists
making lots of money
and supporting a criminal adulteror, pedophile and notorious liar as their worldly leader
Why should anybody believe these hypocrite superstitions seeding death and hate?

.. and you don't even have a clue of the teachings of Jesus if you don't speak Aramaic and Hebrew, and are able to read the original text of the Qumran Caves Scrolls
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Capitalism is the purest form of Christianity it promotes a constant need to outperform ourselves letting excess trickle down to those who have nothing. The sense of Christs charity stems from first having something to give. Striving to make better and better things and improve them gives everyone a goal to work toward.
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>>944107785
>What's stopping you from following the teachings of Jesus Christ?
largely the fact that we don't really know what they were
Mark is the earliest gospel, and it wasn't written until about 40 years after Jesus' death
Matthew and Luke largely copied from Mark, sometimes word for word, though changing things they didn't like; Matthew and Luke also appear to have had a collection of sayings attributed to Jesus, hence the hypothetical Q document, but we have no manuscript evidence of this
John is out of left field, probably quite late (maybe early 2nd century), and may contain very little of what Jesus actually taught
Paul's letters are the earliest surviving Christian documents, and they mention almost nothing about Jesus' teachings, being instead about the significance of Jesus' death and theological issues in early Christian communities
and if we can take anything in the gospels as accurate reflections of Jesus' teachings, a lot of it is bad advice
go and sell everything you own? that's all hunky dory if the world was going to end in a few years like Jesus (and Paul) thought, but he was wrong, the world didn't end, isn't going to end, and i need my 401(k)
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>letting excess trickle down
kekd
I always knew you don't even understand what you claim to believe, you're just making stuff up to rob others
Matthew 19:21 "sell all your possessions and give the money to the poor"
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Go to church guys
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>>944115430
>letting excess trickle down to those who have nothing
lol. lmfao even.
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>>944107785
JC is in all of us
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>>944120811
i didn't consent, get him out of me.
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Because I follow the Flying Spaghetti Monster.



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