>>944108986
it means you didn't moan and masturbate did you, you big gay man

>>944109033
Wtf

>>944109056
helluva way to find out you're gay huh
I bet u like gladiator movies

>>944109085
Wtf they wanted my juicily big cock haha two bitches one turkish girl and a blonde girl pahahha and i checked the profile of this turkish bitch and she is patriotic she twerked for my juicy german cock hahahaha

Hot bitches love german cocks

Even the patriotic turkish girls cant resist a big juicy german cock hahaah

;)

>>944109085
No answer ok lol

It means you're so bored and lonely, that you've allowed your vivid imagination to take charge again

>>944110263
Lol haha it really happend but ok nigga

>>944110360

........ In that case, then it means "welcome to planet Earth"

getting girls is one of the easiest things guys can do, and most of these losers in here never realize it just how easy it truly is

So while this experience definitely catapults you higher than the average 4chan user, It's not like It's an out of the ordinary scenario for any young adult heterosexual male

those type experiences seem like impossible fantasies to young men who spend their lives sitting in front of their computers playing video games

But to any dude who goes out there in the real world and introduces himself to women and gets pussy, This type of scenario is actually not quite as rare as those gaming chair geniuses might think

So it's not like I'm going to sit here congratulating you and playing a fanfare on the trumpet, when it's really just part of the game

The only real question is:
WHY DID YOU ALLOW YOURSELF TO NOT SEIZE THE MOMENT?
And I'm not saying they would have had sex with you

what I'm saying is: WHY ISN'T THE BLONDE ALREADY YOUR GIRLFRIEND AT THIS POINT?

>>944108986

Why is it you see the world through a filter of only two options:

masturbating, as if real life is an extension of your cowardly video game pornography existence

or complete failure

Why isn't HAVING A GIRLFRIEND One of your options?

>>944108986
Twerking is low IQ and childish. IDGAF what she looks like if she has to resort to idiotic behaviour like exposing herself and sticking her tongue out it means shes a child and not worth engaging with.

Call me all the names you want. IDGAF. Childish and crazy women are best avoided.

>>944108986

back in the '80s I had two living girlfriends who slept in my bed in our one bedroom apartment in Atlanta

yep... TWO.... One was a blonde named Tara, and one was a tiny little Japanese girl but I don't remember her goddamn name Believe it or not

anyway, One night we all made so much money at the strip club, they invited two other dancers to come join us getting high and fucking after work

while we waited for a cab, three more dancers decided they wanted to come along as well, so I had to call another taxi

that was SEVEN women.... and me

exactly what about this scenario sounds like you're supposed to sit there masturbating as if you were watching just another one of your thousands of embarrassing porn videos?

when are you going to learn how to conquer your fear?

>>944111034

Yes it's childish, but more importantly it's CLICHE

But you have to remember this younger generation are a bunch of cliche unoriginal weirdos who are afraid to create their own styles

and while you are correct about childish women, you're completely wrong about avoiding crazy women...

because crazy girls are always the most fun, the best in bed, and the wildest ride.

It's the difference between mediocrity and a roller coaster

I prefer riding the roller coaster

crazy women are a lot of fun

>>944111061
tl;dr

>>944111102
>you're completely wrong about avoiding crazy women...
>because crazy girls are always the most fun, the best in bed, and the wildest ride.
Idiota.

>>944111061
Bro it was outside this was rhe problem fuck shit and she wanted that i go not near to her when she twerked fuck i could fuck these two bitches so hard

>>944111108

nobody gives a fuck what you read or don't read

your lack of attention span is obviously YOUR problem, not ours

Don't feel compelled to announce every time your learning disability acts as an obstacle

>>944111164
>your lack of attention span
Nope. The first line is all I needed to read to know it was garbage not worth reading.

You're that faggot that wants to be a somebody on a site full of mostly nobodies and bots.

You're needy.

>>944111120

says the lonely man without a girlfriend

....... to the man who has literally fucked over 800 women and teenage girls

>>944108986
OP is an FBI UCE PMC trying to rekt you guys don't reply to his dumb faggot ass

>>944111230
Wtf what did i do are this brazilian guy lol lmao this is fun we are here on 4chan dont take it serious wtf

>>944111208
>....... to the man who has literally fucked over 800 women and teenage girls
How very sad that you've failed at long term relationships so many times. What is wrong with you that you cant maintain a relationship?

Getting the pussy is easy, yes. Even homeless bums manage to do this despite addiction and alcoholism and mental illness. Congrats you've done what most mammals do by instinct.

But you dont have a wife nor kids nor stability. I've read enough of your absurd failbragging posts, meth and prison and whatever.

You're a loser. Plain and simple. You have failed at life.

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This whole website is for losers and if you're here for any amount of time there you are. A loser.

Well adjusted and successful people dont spend time here.

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>>944111202

LOL @ "wants to be somebody"

no, idiot.... it's YOU Who desperately wants to be somebody

it's YOU Who wants to finally have a girlfriend

it's YOU Who wants to finally accomplish something

But you never do because you sit in front of your stupid computer every goddamn day

I'VE ALREADY BEEN SOMEBODY MY ENTIRE LIFE

I was commissioned to illustrate my first magazine cover at age 12 for $3,600

I was a doorman at a nightclub at the age of 15

I was living as man and wife with a 36-year-old beautiful registered nurse at the age of 16

I ran a freelance mural and graphic design company, and would regularly appear on local TV news or newspapers in the human interest sections

I was ZZ Tops Art Director

unlike you, I didn't rely on excuses, and I started "being somebody" before I was a teenager....

LOL GO PLAY ANOTHER VIDEO GAME
It's not like you've got a girlfriend sitting there with you

So you might as well play another one of your effeminate little video games

lol

YOU'VE NEVER DONE JACK FUCKING SHIT EXCEPT MASTURBATE AND PLAY VIDEO GAMES

........YOU SAWED-OFF LITTLE COWARD

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>>944111230
Loooooool dont trust this guy how can i be an fbi agent when the i got a letter for incitement to hatred lool are you

>>944111296

You thought fucking 800 women meant that was 800 failed attempts at a serious relationship?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHA OMG YOU FUCKING IDIOT!!!

no, dumbass OBVIOUSLY That was like 768 ONE NIGHT STANDS You stupid fucking piece of shit

HAHAHAHA

.... Why don't women like you?

seriously... Why Have you never had a series of one night stands, women approaching you and opportunities arising?

what is it about you that doesn't make women consider having sex with you right there on the spot the first time they meet you?

.............. You're a fucking larva, aren't you?

You're like a pupae

You're quite literally in a larval state

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

AREN'T YOU A LITTLE OLD TO BE SUCH A NOVICE?

>>944111335
>it's YOU Who wants to finally have a girlfriend
>it's YOU Who wants to finally accomplish something
>But you never do because you sit in front of your stupid computer every goddamn day
Ok there, Mr 1up.

Loser.

Ex con.

Ex meth addict.

Mr 1up.

Pathetic. Trying to be somebody when we all know anyone who spends time here is a loser.

Which is you. You just cant bring yourself to admit it. Life has already chewed you up and spit you out.

At least I have the balls to admit that I'm a loser. You're delusional.

Tell us more about all of your failed relationships and your obviously inflated body count.

Paragraph boy.

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>>944111411
>OBVIOUSLY That was like 768 ONE NIGHT STANDS You stupid fucking piece of shit
So you cowardly ran away from 768 women rather than being a real man and not pulling out? Interesting.

Loser.

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>>944111296
>>944111433

hahahahaha!!!

https://youtu.be/Yeb578xZMzA?si=i4Kn9MbYbKG5FK4h

So what Have you and your gaming chair got planned for New Year's Eve?

>>944111489
>So what Have you and your gaming chair got planned for New Year's Eve?
Same as you, loser. To spend time on a website for losers.

Except I'm not delusional about being a loser. Have fun with that.

And say hi to your parole officer for me. ;)

>>944111433

LONELY ISOLATED MASTURBATING COWARDLY UNEMPLOYED "PARASITE BOY™"

..... Who can't pay his own internet bills
who masturbates himself to sleep every night because he's terrified of rejection by women so he never even tries

AND STILL LIVES IN HIS MOTHER'S SPARE BEDROOM, FINANCIALLY EXPLOITING HER

THE WORLD FAMOUS PARASITE BOY ™

Do they let you bring that gaming chair into a movie theater?

Do you stop The gaming chair up in one of the theater seats next to you the way everybody else sits next to their girlfriends or wives?

>>944111433
>ex con
>former drug enthusiast

it's called STREET CRED, something you never attain not in a million years

apparently women like it

That's why you don't get any pussy and I get THE most amazing deepthroat that I've ever seen

better luck next lifetime, coward.....

>>944111455

see, I got hired as a stripclub DJ back in the 80s, which was a sexual revolution compared to the weird way your Young generation live your lives, with Young adult males collecting Funko Pop dolls and effeminate anime reaction images instead of going out there and getting pussy

almost 10 years in a DJ booth equals almost 3,650 nights of fucking whichever stripper I chose

HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN DATING THAT STUPID GAMING CHAIR?

Happy Christmas, I bet you get so tired of hearing the questions if you're going to finally marry that chair

>>944111615
>it's called STREET CRED, something you never attain not in a million years
Loser got caught and went to prison. Successful criminals dont get caught and those are the ones you've never heard of.

Cred? Faggot.

Real crooks dont give a flying fuck about reputation and prefer that you've never heard of them.

Faggot.

>>944111615
>That's why you don't get any pussy and I get THE most amazing deepthroat that I've ever seen
Weak minded little bitch needs validation from strangers.

Faggot.

>>944111684
>almost 10 years in a DJ booth equals almost 3,650 nights of fucking whichever stripper I chose
Try hard faggot needs validation.

Cool story faggot.

>>944111692
>>944111703
>>944111703

It must be so uncomfortable every new year's Eve, when all the rest of us are making out with our girlfriends and wives... And there you sit in your stupid fucking chair

You make a nice couple

unless somebody pushes your ass around, neither of you is capable of accomplishing anything

The lonely unaccomplished man and his equally irrelevant little chair

>>944111957
>It must be so uncomfortable every new year's Eve, when all the rest of us are making out with our girlfriends and wives..
Cool story bro. Look at you desperate for validation and telling strangers all of your so called personal details.

Why are you so needy? No one else does this here.

Pathetic, you are.

>>944111748

You are a lucky man indeed, and she is also a very lucky gaming chair

here's hoping you two live happily ever after!!!

HAPPY NEW YEAR, PARASITE BOY

>>944111957
Please keep fishing for validation. Weak minded faggot.

Can we talk about my post what does it mean

>>944112006
Trying this hard. But I dont have to disclose any personal details. I have nothing to prove.

Its you who are the weak minded bitch. Have fun with that.

>>944112020
It means she is the parasite looking for a host and a mechanic and an ATM card so she can raise her offspring.

Once she gives birth she will give her love to her children and not you. You will take your place on the back burner and her kids will come first.

All that she wants is another baby. And a man to pay the bills. Its basic biology. Bitch.

>>944112028

you have NOTHING TO DISCLOSE


other than one simple truth:
according to at least 800 women
You're less than 1% of the man I am

(yours is the kind of jealousy that usually reserved for the log fag, But in this one particular instance, your ubiquitous jealousy and resentment are actually very understandable)

>>944112028

after all... It's not every day that your lack of masculinity becomes THIS PAINFULLY OBVIOUS

So yeah, everybody understands the source of your inner angst right now