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Why do people worship a wake and frail man like Jesus?
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>>944120486
They secretly want to be jews like him
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>>944120486
Jesus was able to lead the Jewish people with zero societal status, in a time when crooked religious leaders sold them out, and Romans killed all of their best people, and forced the Jews into slavery.
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>>944120486
spam thread by esl
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>>944120486
Despite that, the Jews chose to slaughter one of their own, who was just a lowly homeless son of a carpenter.
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>>944120486
And, Humanity still feels bad about it to this day.
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I would rather worship a real king. Like the omnissiah
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>>944120486
i like saying jesus christ is king because it pisses jews off
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>>944120880
i like reminding whites jesus was black to see whites seethe
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>>944120486
I miss her
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>>944121028
yeah but everyone knows that's stupid and niggers are retarded so it doesn't have the same impact. its the same as calling whites cracker vs calling blacks nigger. one has way more impact than he other because one side is fragile, stupid, and emotional.
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>>944121059
whites are emotionally and physically fragile
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>>944121112
that's why they got enslaved and still bitch about plucking cotton 200 years later huh
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>>944121137
that's only in america
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>>944121230
yeah you're on an american website speaking to an american so it's the only thing that actually matters.
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Listen, folks, I... wait, what am I looking at here? Jill showed me how to use the... the internet machine, but I don't think this is what she meant. My son Beau, God rest his soul, he would've... actually no, I'm not finishing that thought. How do I close this? Where's the X button? Is this what the young people are doing these days?
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>>944121249
proof?
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>>944121046
kys pedo freak
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>>944120486
The message is sometimes mightier than the sword.

>>944120551
Thanks for contributing, spammer
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>>944121813
I'm not Shane you nigger
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It ruined my psychologically to do it so I don't do it anymore
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>>944121813
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>>944123198
you're an old man on 4chan if you're not a pedo what are you doing here
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Jesus was a carpenter as well as a Rabbi, so he was probably quite fit. They had lamb and fish to eat as well as bread
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>>944123921
All the construction workers I know look emaciated because they're poor you fucking retarded nigger
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>>944123815
This website is for 18+
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>>944120486
b8 but
Jesus is supposed to be the literal almighty that chose to humble himself in a number of ways by taking human form and dying for man's sins. There is nothing in theology of any pagang religion that matches the strength of Jesus. Thor, Wodan, Zeus, Aries, Ra, Vishnu, Kali. All weak little bitches compared to Christ. This is from an irreligious perspective just judging by what followers of pagang religions believed/do believe about their gods. There's only one capital G in the history of the human mind and that's either Yahweh/Allah/God and/or Jesus as the same entity ultimately. Why do you think vikings and anglos quickly adopted Christianity?
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>>944126074
Odin has done more in a year than Jesus has done in his entire existence.
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>>944126276
How so
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>>944120546
pretty interesting
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>>944127933
The fuck you mean how? He’s made way more sacrifices for his people than Jesus did. God killed his body so that we may worship him whereas Odin slayed all enemies of humanity to protect us.
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>>944120486
When you read the bible like a north korean propaganda piece it makes more sense. Kim didn't birth the moon but he sure is the head of the state and how he's spoken of speaks volumes of who he is and what he does.

It might be the standard today but jesus christ offered something the world didn't know of. Which was hope. Hope for a better tomorrow. Hope for your the mistakes you've made. Hope for your problems. Hope for the next meal. Hope for a good life and if not that then afterlife. And most importantly hope to those who didn't have any. Which is why it resonated so strongly with the lower classes which is the majority of the society. It was revolutionary and totally ground breaking philosophy. As such he was considered a rebel and a trouble maker. Which is why he was crucified. And which is probably why his body... taken to heaven as they say (always remember the bible was written around 200 years after the events and the quality of his followers and the surrounding society). Eventually the mob of faithful grew enough so they could revolt which is when roman emperor made it state religion.

Now Jesus was a rebel. Probably most of his teachings in the bible are not... historically accurate. But the teaching as they are have been made in the spirit of what he represented. They have a good point. If you're a dum-dum and don't really understand or care about the consequences of your actions, the fear of eternal torturing is a good motivator for good behaviour. So it does work even for psychopaths, albeit with some gaslighting. But for everyone else it's a good handbook on how to operate without making enemies at every corner and having some hope when there is none. You probably fall in the first category and even though you probably don't believe in any celestial torture or rewarding programs may I suggest more worldly torture programs done by the faithful? Remember. The mob which ravaged streets of rome didn't march in peace.
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>>944120486
prominent ribcage nerfs women so hard damn
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>>944129741
And small dicks nerfs men
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>>944130183
for sure. luckily mine is xl
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>>944130447
proof?
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>>944129560
Jesus sacrificed himself to save everyone from sin, while Odin just took his eye out for knowledge and talked a bunch of shit. I think I'm on team Jesus for this one
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>>944130989
God sacrificed himself to himself for himself.
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>>944131198
As gods are like to do
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>>944124038
He and his family being somewhat materially poor was part of why his story took off. If the Jews had had their way, their Moschiach would have been a great lord or priest or some other important and mighty figure, he would have become King of the Jews, led the Hebrew armies into conquest over Rome and taken over the world in the name of the LORD.

This is part of how Muslims see The Prophet Muhammad (PBUH).

The beauty of the Christian story is that God incarnates as an ordinary man so that He can experience ordinary humanity. It's a story of empathy and love. He wants to know what it's like to be us, so He becomes one of us. This is why He redeems us of sin: He knows what it's like to be human living under both His law and the fraught laws of Man simultaneously, and teaches: "render unto Caesar that which is Caesar's, and render unto God what is God's." The yoke of sin (disobeying the laws of God in order to follow the laws of Man, whether they be governmental laws or cultural norms) is so terrible that He, upon feeling it pressing on His friends as an incarnate human, resolves to free us from these burdens by showing us that He Himself would rather be tried and brutally killed for no true crime at all other than being authentically Himself, and therefore inspire us to "take up our own cross" and follow and obey Him rather than succumbing once again to sin.
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>>944130680
anon there are many holy people in this thread and i wouldn't lie in their presence
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>>944131526
Would you post pics in order to glorify them with the presence of your enormously impressive member? After all, if Heaven is all you desire, and people desire love and sex as ordained by the laws of God, instincts divinely granted by His natural law, then it would be a gracious thing to do.
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>>944131526
So no proof
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>>944131843
Any good atheist would remind your fine interlocutor that the burden of proof rests on him when challenged.
Good luck convincing him of that, though.
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im eating shit on a shingle
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>>944126276
Missing the point since Jesus' entire existence is the entirety of existence and if both were real everything Odin did would be Jesus' will like everything else in all of reality. Call it the ultimate abrahamic cope and say pagang belief is more plausible, but no pagang god, in any conception of them in the minds of their most devout worshippers, matches the power of Christ, in the conception of his followers. OP is simply ignorant or b8ing claiming Jesus is weak.
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>>944132439
I love chips and dip
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>>944132734
creamed turkey on toast
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The omnissiah would fold Jesus like a pretzel
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Wotan, Odin -> Godan -> God

YHWH was translated as "LORD" and Elohim and El as "God" in the KJV.

So since the late Middle Ages, Jesus and Odin have been making friends in the higher realms. Please show respect to both of them by speaking of them in the spirit of love.
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>>944120486
LOL, Jesus could spell weak, and he's not as Frail as you think, he is 100% YOUR master whether you like it or not!
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>>944132754
LOL, you have obviously never met Jesus, you know the one who commands the very Earth you stand on?
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>>944133594
Even from a purely Christian perspective, the LORD chose to adopt "God" as the translation for his epithet Elohim because He saw something in the name of Godan which he respected and loved among the Viking people in Britain.
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>>944133985
Commands? Oh joy, then I’m glad he fucking murders children every day millions of times. What a hero
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Jesus was Black.
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>>944120486
Wake?
Nigga, your English is frail.
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>>944134793
You sound like an insufferable crybaby. I wish you were a baby that was killed.
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>>944135586
Well god favors me and wanted me here
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Shanefunkel
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>>944136019
is that harrison ford?
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Nuri do you own a Sarco pod?
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>>944136465
I already said no
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>>944136671
what if they had bbc in it?
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Shane do you own a Sarco pod?
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>>944136726
Why would it have a bbc in it and wouldn’t that mean the person was dead?
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>>944137133
it's there to fuck you till you die from pleasure
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>>944137265
Hell yeah
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Billion dollar BBC scandal
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Billion BBC bonanza
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BBC hullabaloo hoopla
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didn't that pod malfunction when they tried it the first time and the creator strangled the woman to death instead?
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>>944138379
George Floyd
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>>944138485
George Foreman
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>>944138569
Foremanest Whitaker
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>>944136616
You're a shill



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