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> The Third World War is believed to have begun over the suprise cruise missle attack on the headquarters of a company in Central England by United States of AmerEx over their association with "Vivizula GP" and "Oil School RizzSkibidi", an unknown pair of entities alleged to have been feuding with a smaller but outspoken group with a large base in the US known as the "Gay Murrs" after the Gay Murrs allied with a mysterious species known as Clankers at the behest of a genius scientist, Ellen 'the Mask'. Little is known of Ellen other than her tendency for odd gestures or tics, and mysteriously no archeological digs have discovered bones, fossils, or other possible remains. After the attack near the present day city of Jay Gix Crater, estimates suggest that around 8 billion people died in two days. Intermittent fighting—now including a faction known as the "Ohio Alphas" continued for approximately 897 years, with references made to the revelation that a Ladder of Los Retort was discovered to contain surrender to "Nezelin Bludyelno" and humans began to return from the deep ocean, with the vessel proclaiming the first of the yearly holiday Lobbed Errytriden Neeway. It has been determined from genetic analysis that all current day humans are descendents of submariners, genetic evidence for the Clanker species remains frustratingly scarce.