[a / b / c / d / e / f / g / gif / h / hr / k / m / o / p / r / s / t / u / v / vg / vm / vmg / vr / vrpg / vst / w / wg] [i / ic] [r9k / s4s / vip] [cm / hm / lgbt / y] [3 / aco / adv / an / bant / biz / cgl / ck / co / diy / fa / fit / gd / hc / his / int / jp / lit / mlp / mu / n / news / out / po / pol / pw / qst / sci / soc / sp / tg / toy / trv / tv / vp / vt / wsg / wsr / x / xs] [Settings] [Search] [Mobile] [Home]
Board
Settings Mobile Home
/b/ - Random
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

Name
Options
Comment
Verification
4chan Pass users can bypass this verification. [Learn More] [Login]
File
  • Please read the Rules and FAQ before posting.

08/21/20New boards added: /vrpg/, /vmg/, /vst/ and /vm/
05/04/17New trial board added: /bant/ - International/Random
10/04/16New board for 4chan Pass users: /vip/ - Very Important Posts
[Hide] [Show All]


[Advertise on 4chan]


File: whore.jpg (11 KB, 275x183)
11 KB
11 KB JPG
>be me
>31 years old
>still a virgin
>never been on a date
>don't really have any friends
>no woman has ever wanted to have sex with me
>every time I have a conversation on a dating app I am super awkward and I say stupid shit and blow it, or I try to not say stupid shit and I don't say anything at all


Am I an incel?
>>
no
>>
>>944213913
Are you a woman?
>>
>>944213934
no
>>
i've never installed a dating app, i'm appcel
>>
>>944213937
the you're an incel
>>
>>944214002
you don't understand inceldom? have you ever considered committing a mass shooting?
>>
you're very intelligent, but infinite intelligence cannot solve without the necessary information

this is called information theoretic security, or similarly statistical security
>>
you're welcome to continue trying though, i don't mind
>>
>>944213937
When did you lose your virginity?
>>944213951
it feels impossible to actually get a date off of one. Impossible.
>>
>>944214059
between 15 and 20
>>
>>944214071
Ok so you lost it at a normal age. I never did.
>>
>>944214059
zzzz i'm high and tired

sorry if it comes off as cold irl, not meant that way
>>
this thread has information theoretically collapsed

/
>>
>>944214173
nah you're good I just suck at conversations lol
>>
>>944214278
me too lol
>>
>>944214342
you seem pretty cool and non judgemental unlike all of these cunts on the dating apps who just want to sit on their high horse and act like you're not even a person to them, just another number
>>
>>944214435
thanks! yea i totally agree, that's why i don't use them. These things are part of larger problems though which will hopefully subside soon
>>
bump
>>
ok
>>
woman?
>>
>>944213903
just fuck a twink already its so easy
>>
>>944215198
what about me makes you think i do easy things?



[Advertise on 4chan]

Delete Post: [File Only] Style:
[Disable Mobile View / Use Desktop Site]

[Enable Mobile View / Use Mobile Site]

All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties. Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.