my dick’s never been near it
>>944243827Kill her then rape her deceased body for weeks than eat it
>>944243827wtf is that
>>944243827That's a bottle opener. Calm down. https://youtube.com/shorts/zmjdIcQwDZU
>>944243877This. The fuck is it?
>>944243827It could be used on a dildo. Smell it. Does like pussy or dick?
>>944243877>>944244097Lol virgins
>>944243877>>944244097cock ring
>>944244419friggin hell, hadn’t though about that. smells like pussy… kind of ‘stuff’ on the clit part… not sure what dick smells like kek
her bull forgot it there lol
>>944243827Shes cheating. Hide a camera across the bed somewhere. When you catch them in the act, divorce her. Take her for everything she's got.
>>944243827That right there is a cock ring with a vibe plus some rabbit ears. So OP... do you think your wife has been getting some side dick? I think she has. Best get a nanny camera setup to catch her cheating ass for court evidence. Don't freak out just yet - you want the evidence so you don't get fucked in divorce court. It could just be she adds it to a dildo... but that is like a 1% chance.
>>944244598It's not gonna smell like dick, it comes in direct contact with the snatch and any juices are going to cover it. The base of the dick doesn't have any strong smells. You 100% need a nanny cam or spy cam setup - check for masturbation vs. cheating. If cheating - divorce. If masturbation, remove the camera, THEN you can "discover it" and wear it next fuck session.
thanks anons (OP). will go the camera route. thought we were ok. but she’s always had a higher body count than me. lots of toys and lots of male ‘friends’. hmmm…
>>944246155How do you not have a ring camera?
>>944246353Because it’s spyware they even tell you it’s spyware in the terms of service yet people put Amazon shit in their house “like ring”
>>944246425trust me you're not that interesting.
>>944246646Trust me they use aggregate data to manipulate people’s thought processes and what they remember about past events and shit the evil fucks are on a whole different level from you >just contribute to the problem by providing manipulation data No thanks I am not adding to this worlds innumerable problems
>>944246353(other replies not OP): no reason, just never thought necessary. until now.
>>944243827how is this even a question, when you haven't yet posted her tits.Fake and gay until we get tits.
>>944246954don’t even have a ring camera, not taking nudes all the time. best i can do
>>944247708fuck forgot pic
>>944243827Is it a bottle opener?
>>944248253it’s a beaver opener
>>944243827You're not perfect...
>>944243877>Such a seemingly simple thing – an erection ring – yet how many variations of pleasure it can offer. The "Happy ring" has an appendage with a bifurcated tip located next to the vibrating bullet. It resembles the tongue of a snake or lizard. If you place it under your testicles, you will experience unparalleled pleasure from powerful additional stimulation.
>>944248253It is. I have opened a bottle with one before. https://youtu.be/2PcMfBHbXqk
>>944250945Do they come in different sizes? Or is the ring stretchy?
>>944251191no idea, i just found it on some Russian sex toy site through Yandex because Google Images refused to say what it really wasi would imagine it's silicone with reasonable elasticity since it doesn't appear to be adjustibleit's probably meant to fit around your cock and balls
>>944245617She's a woman. She ain't got shit to take.
>>944252226>She's a woman. She ain't got shit to take.the only exception is, like, a woman anesthesiologist, but she'd never marry anyone who made less money than her, so she'd still be the one taking in a divorce
