>>944248144
vibe her up

>>944248144
Use her eggs to make babies.

Post your txts - how do you flirt with zoomers

>>944248144
Why do tards call people with brown hair "blonde"?

>>944248144
Noice.

Invite her over to your place.

Get frisky and tie her up.

When she's tied up, gag her and tape it shut.

Cut her legs off at the knees with a box cutter.

Cut her arms off at the elbows.

Slide inside her asshole and pump out a couple loads while she fades in and out of consciousness.

Take the gag off and shove your cock in her throat and watch as her lights fade.

When she passes out, slap her until she wakes up.

Repeat this until she doesn't wake up any more.

Cut her into manageable pieces, run it through a food processor and flush the paste.

Save a chunk to eat later.

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>>944248144

Qt

pluck all of your grey pubes

if she sees your gone grey downstairs

it'll remind her of fucking her drunk disgusting dads