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Guys what can we do about the climate emergency?
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>>944251794
Get paper straws wrapped in plastic.
Sure everyone will throw them out and use real straws, but somehow that will save the world.
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>>944251794
Greta says she was tricked by the Jews. It was all about trying to cut off oil money to the Middle East.
She fucking hates Jews now.
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>>944251880
I fooking hate those straws that 711 has now. They are such bullshit.

Weirdly enough I got a good straw from the Panera bread a few months back. Snooty place, I know. Paid too much for a tiny breakfast sammy but then again that straw survived for 2 months so kinda worth it?
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>>944252054
I used to save popcorn bags for the entire summer back when movie theatres existed.
Would get free refills until they changed the popcorn bag and called me out on it.
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>>944252198
Based.

I used to sneak an entire hoagie and a good sized drink in my backpack into the theaters. But that was the before time. Before hollywood went to pure shit. So like 20+ years ago.
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stop using literally all the value that is produced to transport kids to places where billionaires can fuck them

that's what i'd start with at least...
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>>944252301
>So like 20+ years ago.
About then I had a tall/fat friend that would routinely smuggle in X-Large pizza boxes under a winter coat in July.
I would bring 2 cans of soda and a footlong sub in my faggy cargo pants.
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>>944252386
Seems like the kids working the front of the theater might question that? But whatever.

The one time someone did ask about my backpack I told her I was diabetic and it was like flipping a switch. She just said ok and that was that.
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>>944251880
I won't go back to a place that serves me a paper straw. They do make straws that are biodegradable though, I've been served with those at a couple restaurants and they are nice. Haven't seen them in Walmart or local grocery store yet so unfortunately can't use them for home use yet.
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>>944252532
Only paper straws I was ever fagged with were useless. Came wrapped in plastic to start, which negated the whole point. Then trying to use it your lips become stuck to the straw yet there is poor suction.
I just threw the straw and lid away and drank like a cup.
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>>944252462
>Seems like the kids working the front of the theater might question that? But whatever.
They were under the i dont fucking get payed to care about this stance.
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>>944252532
>straws that are biodegradable though
Those are the shitty ones that fall apart and I gotta get new ones every time despite getting big gulp refills to save a few coins.
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>>944251794
Nothing. Even if we all came together and beheaded the rich, enough damage has been done that we probably won't live long enough for the system to correct itself.
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>>944253210
>Even if we all came together and beheaded the rich
The top 1% pay 50% of the tax burdens.

No one said you had to mortgage a house or buy a car or even order from Amazon. If you're too slow witted not to make the rich richer then thats on you.
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>>944253340
Before you unload your marxist bullshit, have a few caveats.

I never said I like the 1% In fact most of them are assholes.
Its your fault for buying their cookie cutter bullshit and leaving all of the decisions to them when its never been a better time to do DIY and have exactly what you want how you want it.
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>>944252949
Nah I've had some that say biodegradable on the wrapper and they stay firm. Not sure what they were made of but they weren't paper.



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