Are you going to be one of the sheeple that thinks “new year new me”?
New Year, new RAPE
New year worse me
>>944253711That’s the spirit
>>944253610is this furry content?
>>944253610New year same old shitAlso I thought he was soapin that rail
>>944253807proof?
>>944253898Wroof?
>>944254058
Call of Duty Ghosts is underrated as fuck
>>944253610Yeah but that's because I'm getting stimulants prescribed again next week because my ADD has been unmanageable without it so I can finally start doing actually productive things.
>>944253610New year, same shit
A new year is simply a marker of an arbitrary, human-invented time notation system. A "year" could be a periods of 1,000,000,000 seconds, plus the length of a second is another arbritrary choice, of course.As such markers are arbitrary, they hold no significance for anyone's personal growth or lack thereof.
>>944259948Thanks captain obvious homosexual, how could we go on knowing that measurment is a human invention!?! Happy new year!
>>944258022COD in general is overrated mind-dead dumbfuck territory. Nice signature faggot.
>>944253735actually its a dog
https://voca.ro/16k4lNsE77cX
I always thought like op till i started actively trying to improve my life. Turns out new years is just a good marker for time lol
>>944261544souce?
>>944265141The Nazis were so good to Jews and they had to go and spread lies about some crazy Holocaust
discord server for people who hate discord serversshitposting, bad ideas, worse takesnot a communitygg/2vn5N8utzE
i'm about to get bitches josh while you stay mad stay obsessed over my successful life you loser cuck simpid never to simp to these trainerecks
>>944266760>trainerecks
>>944253610oh no, in fact its not I who will change, but the universe, for me.
>>944266858you know what i mean
>>944266760What are you crying about now
>>944266987i'm not crying about to start shitting on you lonely niggers
you want my attention so im giving it to youimma update you on my nee years while you seethe about it in your loneliness
>>944267101I don’t care about you, what the fuck are you talking about
>>944267343nah you're my bitchbesides you're lonely you need attention
>>944267446Whatever you say, soyboy
>>944267615>soyboyi don't think you're using that description correctlywhat is soyboy to you?
>>944267732Someone that has a hundred selfies of me saved to cry
>>944267847are you mad? well you're gonna be supermad while im having fun and you're going to be miserable and alone and hateful
>>944267905lmao sure sport
>>944267950show me what you're doing for new years fucking coward playing morrowind by yourself while you talk shitt online? i know that's basically all you're doing
shane crawls out of his synagogue tunnels and scampers around town punching solar plexuses causing shenanigans and chaos while he sings don't stop me nowhttps://voca.ro/1fBMzsbBVovQ
>>944268131You know im not jewish and you being so repetitive about jews is probably why you're alone on new year's eve talking about jews on 4chan
>>944268194oh you don't like repetition now? wow. wow shane. wow.
>>944268194I love that you took a creepy picture of a girl clearly far from you and you claim to know her
>>944253610Nope. Tomorrow is Thursday.
>>944268225i do know them don't project your creepiness it's a cropped photo im just keeping some shit hidden so you don't stalk where people live>>944268214every thread you obsess over jews it's every post because like a nazi you believe all people who have unexplained success is jewish
>>944268194>you're alone on new year's eve
Poor little chud
>>944268385what's this about unexplained success
>>944268404You are im getting prepared i bet you dont show your with anyone like i will
>>944268516can you try that again in american english i have trouble understanding whatever you're trying to say
>>944268194this photograph is 6 months old
>>944268543>can you try that again in american english i have trouble understanding whatever you're trying to sayWho you spending new years with bitch
>>944268638my dogs, bitch. I don't drink or party and my animals depend on me
>>944268621when last time you been to a party?years?
happy new year josh, nuri and co (not shane)I will say it again when I wake up and it is american new year>>944268687just got home from one, might be years before we figure out the paternity lawsuits
>>944268664YOU KISS YOUR DOG?lonely faggotYou know why you're so mad at me? I don't validate your cope>>944268757ain't nobody party the day before nye
>>944268878its new years day here bro. timezones. I will now sleep
>>944268956you're lying and i don't need wishes obviously i been having a good life to where i cuck 30 fucking losers today
>>944269073>shane doesn't believe in timezonesinteresting new development. night all
>>944269154ok timezone cope i know you're capping though about doing anything because you'd pass out at the party
>>944268878>YOU KISS YOUR DOG?yes I'm a white man and I have a natural love and affinity for all animals especially dogs. jewish people hate animals because they see gods flame burning inside of them
>>944269527i like dogs too but im not kissing them for new years besides its a joke at you being alone like calling someone a cat lady
>>944269641this you?
>>944259948People are massively impacted by their environment and the people around them. That means that if everyone else is having an awesome, sexy time, you’re more likely to as well. That’s why we have New Year’s Eve. It’s just an excuse for a party. When it’s a sunny day, everybody’s happy, and when it rains, everybody’s glum. Life’s
>>944269678i'm getting in the taxi rn >>944269772well no it's more to do with crop rotation like most holidays but winter is harvesting season and christmas and new years is when we enjoy our harvest with everyone
>>944269860you mean uber jeets
>>944269897no regular cab i had a friend who worked with that moustache cab shit and i was on an uber super luxury once before uber expensive so is cabs moreso but i know the drivers
I’m nightmare Freddy and I’m in your head
>>944271438i'm in a cab
>>944253610Are you one of the sheeple that is going to be a judgemental whiny cunt for another year?
>>944271680Sorry I don’t speak lamb
>>944265794>I’ll never give a girl that out of body experience.That entire women’s body is that cock, her toes, her hair, her tounge, her brain, her fingertips. She’s left her body and become a adult sized cock
>>944274097
>>944274826i got to my destination we gonna smoke some gelato and then we're getting started who you with for new years you lonely seething faggot
>"hold on guys I have to tell my 4chan thread something"
>>944275608yes dude ordering pizza also imma show you just like people update snapchat in middle of concerts and shit
>>944275999just like that huh
>>944276307yea bro just like 6months agonow cry you lonely faggot
>>944276498your complete inability to sense irony should be studied
I love that he claimed he’s not going to be here all day on new years but here he is
>>944276560it's not ironic because im literally smoking weed with others while you're projecting your loneliness see the difference between us is im bragging at a nye thing while you're on 4chan waiting to simp because nobody is with you
>>944276741the fact that you feel the need to come here while you're out at a party to proclaim some kind of gotcha is the most ironic and saddest part of all
>>944276694it's not a physical place plus im a phone fag i can take pictures while enjoying nye with others people do that but it's normally on snapchat or instagram reels
>>944276799no what's sad is you're on 4chan alone trying to talk shit about me when you're a lonely loser with no friends
>>944276929there's something seriously wrong with you
>>944276871You are a fag, that much is obvious
>>944276982no there's something seriously wrong about you that's why you're alone on nye nigga>>944277092im so gay i have sex with women
>>944277156this thing you're doing right now is about the most jewish thing you could possibly do at the moment which is what you strive to do at all times so it makes good sense
>>944277241no u. play victim more
This is the face of a man that wishes he could have a pug.
Pugs deserve a good 2026
Look at that, you call him out for his bullshit and he shuts the fuck up
>>944281459eating nigger
>>944253610This is a highly effective demoralization psyop. Make self improvement seem embarrassing. The cool kids will want to stagnate and regress, exaggeratedly so, in order to remain in the cool kids club.
>>944281845At least try to hide it, Shane
>>944281586I see you favor the no pepperoni side. Funny, isn’t it?
>>944281920both are swine but nice try got wings too
>>944281920Are those supposed to represent areolas?
>>944282030buddy I’m a chef, I can tell you that you’re not eating pork
>>9442821280/10 bait
>>944282359prove it then
I'm madder than shane at an all you can eat shellfish buffet
This year I'm going to be a slave to big Black cock. I want to be treated like a slut by BBC niggers
>>944283989What compels you to type shit like that, Shane?
>>944284527You can get a hiatal hernia from fucking those big nigger cocks
>>944284601wings toowyd
https://voca.ro/1jT5FVvuPj2Y
>>944285121I can feel it
>>944285077i like how you took a tiny little bite out of that wing
>>944285077Fucking murdered those wings, dude.
>>944285077Damn those are some big bites for such a little guy
This is actually a new year for me because my art leveled up bigly recently. I'm gonna be pumping art out in 2026 and hopefully can start making money. It's kinda surreal to see the fruits of your labor finally come to life.
>>944285375you still ain't got shit
>>944285823Nah, you suck and you're just going to jack off all day
>>944286114Are you seriously bragging about Pizza Hut on new years
>>944286224it's not pizza hut and i'm not eating it by myself that's the main point
shanes put so much effort into convincing everyone he's not alone that I'm starting to suspect that he's alone
>>944253610Boss told me was going to fire me as soon as he could, so yeah, definitely new me
Shane has CPTSD and executive dysfunction
>>944286835sure
I'm awake again
Shane is such a fucking ick
johnny silver gland
>>944291783Who
>>944293715it's keanu reeves except instead of having a silver hand he has a silver donger
>>944293723That’s me
