S/fur
there's fuckery all over my ip-rage again
lol
In what way?
>>944256899Damn. Where you come from?
Seems like posting works without pics at least>>944256899someone got the range banned from posting picsfor about the tenth time this year
"""""""""someone""""""""""
>>944256978I don't know in what way you mean this.>>944257048how obnoxious...When I lived in a dorm I had that problem sometimes.
>>944257180I've not seen you in an S/fur thread for....years?
>>944257196I was here like two days ago.I pop in sometimes.I don't really speak much in any thread anymore though.
>>944257259is there moar
>>944256717These threads need more small stories like this
>>944257215Ahh. I'm not here /every/ day so I must have missed that.Nobody uses starter pics anymore. Except GT. He still does.
>>944257301Yeah that's fair. Most of my experience is habitually clicking the /b/ catalogue shortcut, opening up a couple threads, realizing there aren't usually any of the people I talk to around, and leaving them up then forget about them till they time out.
>>944257215Let's be real you just come here for Darwin.
>>944257537HIM POSTING RIGHT BEFORE ME WAS A COINCIDENCE THIS TIMEbut yes that's true sometimes.
>>944257662I'm on to you wife snatcher!
>>944257786Don't worry there is no danger, I'm not his type.
>>944257814Your footsies had a terrible accident...?
>>944257856My little toes are too small.
>>944257917ᴾᵒˢᵗ ᶠᵉᵉᵗ.
Have you guyyys played the new pokemon snap xxx game
hmmonly a couple hours till it's 2026
>>944258040It takes years of hard work to get those out of me.
I love ai furries so mucho bros
Future Yeen
indeed5 mins to 2026yippee or something
bing
>>944259799Bong
>>944259799gz
>>944259983the future's crazy manthe year ends with a 6!
>>944260754eww, I already hate it
>>944260802I'm sorry but it's inevitable
>>944261207not on my watch
get it, because a watch has the date and time on it?
>>944261237>>944261255eheh
:3
floofthe dreams are back again
:3c
>>944261898pretty
ye
fursi? more like biggaysi amirite
why does patty think you're gay fursi?
no idea
A most excellent day for suffering.
happy new year
It's staring into my soul
I honestly don't even want to go to this party laterI'm only going to get drunk
ew
okay maybe I do want to spend the evening somewhere else but here
Happy new years eve day y'all. Shnaqs acquired, time to settle in and relax all day
>>944263606this is cub
>>944263767You are right. my bad.
am I the only one working today?
>>944263804yes
damn
>>944263804i'm working on my good looks
>>944263852you have a lot of work ahead of you then
>>944263804I'm working on being a normal person
>>944263893>>944263866
I'm on a break(while i'm awake)
>>944263893prove this by changing your name back to dash
break implies you intended to ever not be lazy
Normal doesn't exist and if it did it'd be grossly overrated anyway
I'm working on my sleep schedule.
>>944263947I just do my best work while i'm sleeping
>>944263927we all need a break from the waking world>>944263943prove you aren't gay by putting my dick in your mouth>>944263950trust me, there is definitely a spectrum, and I am certainly on it
do better then
>>944263978https://static1.e621.net/data/sample/1e/80/1e8047e8e91e378f22e2b45561149883_480p.mp4
what are we drinking tonight?def doesnt feel like a champagne year. probably cheap vodka for me.
milk
lameo
>>944264128i don't drink at all..getting really sick from it
it's probably going to be champagne for me, but we'll see
Ginger beer.
buncha squares
the only thing that would make this evening better would be rolling up in a Lamborghini and putting the doors upif I weren't an autistic dweeb I'd be such a douchebag
Drinking bourbon tonight, maybe some rye idk
>>944264311nice
>>944264363!!!
>>944264547A
>>944264630B
>>944264813C
>>944265043D
I'm having a beer on the deck while grilling a duck and listening to the boombox. Good day
how come y'all don't ever do any parties?I'm glad I was finally invited to one for once
because we just did several parties over the past few weeks?
>>944264311ur gonna suck a wiener tonight
i mean HELLO
I ain't sucking no dicks, I'm chilling with my parents and their dog
Parsnip be chillinDash be committing sexual assaultit is known
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NJSwE0ejD0
>>944266589yeah but holidays don't really countyou're visiting with family to celebrate something where everyone has those days of anywayI mean like a standard party or formal thing>>944266862brother I'm far more likely to be the one sexually assaulted at a party
>>944266958congrats on having friends thendunno how you're always bored
>>944266990well I was only invited because it's a family member's birthday, but I won't know many people theremy friends don't party, sadly
are you complaining or not? make up your mind
>>944267102no, and if you perceive it that way then idk what to tell you
I party, just not super often. I'd say every 4 months or so we get the whole group of friends together
cons used to be my parties
>>944267190that's funI always wanted to party but never really askedI've really only been to a couple parties/celebrations
>>944267236We don't get crazy or anything, usually just some wine and snacks
Party? All I do is meet up with pals at the library.
fuckin nerd
>>944267313that's more like what I prefer reallymore people = more anxiety
>>944267384we know, you're a giganerd
buh
cat has no friends
>>944268090wtf
Nick moment
>>944268073What are you talking about, YOU are my friend :3
>>944268090would
>>944268109>>944268136https://files.catbox.moe/kzg4oq.mp4
I'll be Cat's friend then they can have one.
alone on a new year eve? pathetic
>>944268368I'm still waiting for someone's phonecall.She might've gotten pissed and passed out early.
>>944268317The heck. You can't just become my friend, you have to go through the appropriate trials and tribulations.
humping cat
h,
>>944268814butte
Man this duck looks and smells incredible. Like a half hour left of cooking. I'm so hungry. Need more beer
>>944268652I'll put in an application you can reject later.It'll be just like my job applications.
cum drenched
Quack
RIP duck
parsnip likes to spatch cock
>>944269692Only way to cook a bird imo
>Yeah I got enemies but they don't know>They won't get no glory on that side of the holelyrical genius
>>944256717
Hmm, better do my booze run before it starts snowing
Or don't and have a reason to stay mostly sober.
liver damage new year
>>944256717>>944256899>>944256978>>944257196>>944257297What are you guys talking about? Is there some kind of secret chat or names I can’t see?
2 beers in, time for gin & tonics
>>944270608name sync
>>944270616I have those planned as well but will wait with it until after the fireworks.
>>944270672Don't give away secrets to newfags
two hours to go and people seem to have lost patience already. I haven't even packed my shit yet to walk to a more open area.
who tf is this new namefag
LOL
DO NOT LAUGH AT THAT
>>944271675Lmao
It was the double punch of the tomato head and Fursi's post.
>>944271491my sister
It's okay, I laughed too.
>>944271780so also ur mom?
>>944270568that sounds awful
>>944272009
>>944257832I find myself incredibly pleased when I see Loona WITHOUT tiddy piercings.
>>944271491lol
>>944258530>Nasty animal vaginaListen fucktard, no one is here to fuck real dogs. These should be sexy female bodies and human genitalia with interesting animalistic qualities, not "go fuck a dog" degenerate autism propaganda
>>944274659Fag.
>>944274721You're the only fag here nigger. Can't get any human pussy so you fantasize about fucking live dogs IRL fucking pathetic loser
>>944275084You're a fag because you choose to accept the animal dicks posted here. Seems to me that you like animal dick.
