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zoomers in one picture
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zero survival instinct
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>>944321028
total zillenial armageddon
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>>944321028
They were raised by iphones and never socialized. What do you want from them?
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>>944321028
Good thing they all have the same haircut otherwise I might not be able to distinguish their unique personality type
Lol
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>>944321028
Zoomers / millennials. Same thing.
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>>944325079
i don't think that have sufficient attention span to develop one.
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>>944325168
>attention span
That and they are all angry little boys
How did they have worse parents than us?
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>>944321028
>everyone at a gathering, having fun, drinking
nothing could be less zoomer
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they can't even operate simple tools. what happens if there is a zombie apocalypse and the human race needs to begin anew?
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>>944325670
You're fucking stupid man. That specific tool has fallen out of favor because people don't stockpile and eat canned foods as often as they used to. Do you know why you learnt how to use them instinctively? Because you saw your parents and other older people use them consistently in front of you. Same reason you instinctively know how to drive you just have to get over nerves. Fucking idiots want to keep pretending they're fucking unique.
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>>944328934
people eat shit out of cans just the same fuckwit, calm down. The kid just hasn't learned dick in the kitchen yet.
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>>944324041
>>944325670
You mean like how boomers/gen-xers got roasted back in 2003?
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>>944325079
Here's YOUR unique personality style.
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>>944328934
>That specific tool has fallen out of favor
you mean a can opener? it's pretty simple stuff if you aren't a total fuckwit, as you may be it seems from your very defensive reaction.
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>>944325670
>>944330360
>>944329998

Ok boomer
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>>944330859
Very defensive, aint ya
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>>944321028
disgusting normalfags
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>>944321028
So in other words, as dumb as fucking boomers.
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>>944330142
Fucking beat me >>944331555 to it. Here, jave my trips.
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Imagine burning alive while a girl is sucking your dick in the restroom.
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>>944331679
lol,lmao
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>>944321028
>>944331679
is this the club in Switzerland? from new years eve
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>>944331679
So did anyone die or what?
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>>944331679
The boomers attempted to flee out of the building but ultimately failed >>944330142
Meanwhile these zoomer clowns made no attempt to preserve their lives.
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>>944331750
Yes
>>944331753
40+ died
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>>944331753
So are you unable to search it up with a search engine™ of what?
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>>944331753
More than 40 zoomies
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>>944331679
Now that we know how it started and how zoomies reacted to it, we're no longer entitled to make comparisons between this club fire and other club fires from the past, caused by boomers.
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>>944331679

Im a retired firefighter, and for most people by the time you realize that you're not being a bitch by saying we need to get the fuck out of here, it's already too late.

the difference between minor mishap and dead people was the 10 seconds of they video, by the end when no one had put it out with a fire extinguisher, people were fucked.
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>>944331819
I'm able to, but im here on a discussion board and am choosing to engage in discussion instead. Fuck off twat.
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listen to them screams
https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/1q1dh8q/fire_at_le_constellation_bar_in_swiss_ski_resort
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>>944331989
That question you posted doesn't require any discourse and could be easily solved by not purposefully being a lazy retard. How you managed to actually function in society baffles me.
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Fires are dangerous
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>>944332136
what is this from?
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>>944328934
zoomer literally getting defensive over inability to use a can opener. you cannot make this shit up. this is why adults want to ban your tiktok, btw. you've become retarded.
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>>944332072
Youre a special kind of asshole.

Look you see here?
>>944331811
>40+ died
An example of someone who isnt a toxic waste of life asshole, they are normal, they just answered the question. Its not hard to be a normal functioning human being
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>Do you know why you learnt how to use them instinctively? Because you saw your parents and other older people use them consistently in front of you.
So you are incapable of taking five seconds to examine the way something is designed and consider it in regards to its intended purpose. Ask me how I know you have broccoli hair.
Also:
>learnt
It's "learned," you fucking retarded mong.
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>>944321028

All those kids died. Every single one of them.
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>>944328934
just look at the can opener. there are two wheels and one of them is sharp and the other one turns when you turn the handle. clearly you want to cut the can open on the sharp wheel so you put the lip of the can between the sharp wheel and the wheel that turns. you can figure it out just by looking at it. even if you hadnt seen a can opener even once in your entire life you should be able to figure it out if someone put one and a can in front of you. within 3 minutes that can should be open. its a very simple mechanism.
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>>944333025
With 3 minutes? Thats a long fucking time. The video in question was only like 30 seconds, so he still had a minute and a half or so before he was officially retarded?
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>>944333077
no because he didnt look at the device first so he is retarded. i was being generous with 3 minutes because some people like to have a long careful think before acting, but if you spend 2 and a half minutes looking at it you better get it right the first attempt. this guy just randomly fumbled around with absolutely no attempt to observe and understand the mechanism. so he is retarded. he is doing things with the can opener that make no sense, he is treating the can opener like its made of magic rather than a simple mechanism that is easy to understand.
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>>944331679
>The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire
>we dont need no water, let the motherfucker burn
>please hit like and subscribe
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>>944330142
millenials: you want me to enter this extremely crowded room with only a single small entrance/exit? big yikes, peace out

>>944331679
millenials: this room is on fire. welp, that's my cue to exit.
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>>944332388
checked
Saved. Thanks for each of these. I had to watch the can opener several times because laughing too hard.
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>>944332388
>It's "learned," you fucking retarded mong.
amerimutt detected
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The Station fire was partially caused by them not using proper foam for sound dampening. Proper sound dampening foam is flame resistant. Proper foam is much more expensive so people go with general packing foam which is quite flammable and often against code. The foam spread flame.very fast in The Station fire.

Looks like foam was the problem here too. That and insufficient exits.
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>>944321028
look at them enjoying themselves while we're stuck here listlessly playing with our doodles
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>>944331679
That's right, you go ahead and spread the fire by feeding it fresh oxygen and driving embers onto additional fuel.

Needlessly making things worse when you should just GTFO. There's a lesson for zoomers in here somehere...
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>>944333025
I had to show a 20 year old guy how to use a ratchet recently. Like he didn't know how to tighten a bolt with a ratcheting socket wrench and it was an alien tool to him. He didn't understand switching directions on the ratchet or which way to turn to tighten.

Also at my job recently it was a snowy day.
>Sitting in break room at lunch
>People talking about how slippery the drive was to work
>I say my car is front wheel drive so it does OK
>Zoomer jokes why would anybody care if their far is front wheel drive or rear wheel drive, or even know?
>I am surprised he doesn't know what his car is
>2 other zoomer guys I work with back him up and act like I am the weird one for knowing if my car is front wheel or rear wheel drive.

It is scary.
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>>944333773
>enjoying themselves
kek they died
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>>944333783
I doubt what he did affected anything one way or another, he didnt stop it, and the fire was already going to do what it did, so it really doesnt matter. At least he was trying something. Also he is likely dead.
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>>944333693
I just spiraled and watched the station fire video like 3 times, plus the extra audio recording they have. The screams are the craziest out of any other tragedy caught on tape. I'm anxiety ridden like a mf right now, I need to chill and sleep
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>>944332118
Is this from switzerland or this was something else?
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>>944331679
you can't be any more stupid than those jumping up and down like monkeys and recording the fire. this is what being raised on technology does, holy fuck they really do become separated from reality thanks to just looking at everything thorough their phone cameras
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>>944321028
they should make that foam illegal it does jack shit for sound treatment and it catches fire easily
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>>944334769
it's not just the foam, testimonies are coming in there were no lights indicating where the emergency exits were. Also windows were locked and had to be kicked open.
Someone is going to held responsible, and rightfully so. The place was a trap.
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Why they were playing rap music: Lacrim - A.W.A (feat. French Montana)?
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>>944337173
Its some jugo/alanian bar. None of them looked swiss
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>>944332150
Looks like they got mad lit
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>>944330142
The security guard didnt let ppl use the emergency exit bc it was where the bands RV was parked and it was reserved for VIP only. This was while the entire venue was engulfed in flames
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>>944334560
i think the jews have a point with the whole goys thing. not that jews are human and nonjews are animals. im sure plenty of jews are goys too. and plenty of goys are human. but some of us people are just properly sentient as a human should be and some people just aren't. its not a zoomer or boomer thing, npcs manifest in different ways for different generations but the root cause is they're just not fully sentient.

so when you got an npc security guard and he is told not to let anyone out that door because "vip exit". it doesn't matter if the building is on fire he still wont let anyone out the door unless you carefully programmed him, verbally, from a position of authority, to open that door in the event of a fire. theres no flexibility because there is no real sentient thought process. you cant reason with an animal.

and those zoomers blankly filming a burning room with their phones. they haven't been programmed by a voice if authority to exit a room that's on fire. and they didnt think of it on their own because they can't think.

the little idiots who cannot even fathom why anyone would know or care if their car was front or rear wheel. the first npc to say it just had higher social status with his peers than you did so when he said it, the rest agreed with him by default. but none of them gave it any thought.

it's actually kind of scary. and these npcs can get you killed.
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>>944333693
There was a fire in the same city like 2 days before. The news camera man was there, ironically, to showcase proper fire safety regulations
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>>944321028
>Exposed untreated foam catches fire.
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>>944325251
>how did they have worse parents than us?
Because we are the parents. Shit rolls down hill
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>>944333783
Thank you, captain hindsight
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>>944332118
>>944332126
>>944332136
Look properly baked

>>944339599
True. That is also why there are war crimes. An authority told npcs that the enemy is dirt and to be treated like such. The npcs then doesn't see the enemy as human anymore and you know the rest.
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>>944321028
It's a "high end ski resort" so rich kids playing in the snow with daddy's money. No big loss.
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>>944341565
Do you not see the irony in calling those people NPCs? You know... not seeing them as human and all
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>>944341457
Those retards are 5 years younger than me
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>>944341630
A harsh, but fair assessment.
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>>944331679
ceiling is melting down better stand there and watch
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>>944325251
We had awesome parents. I was raised by 70’s metal head
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>>944342126
Oh you are right
Being told people are NPCs and seeing proof people are NPCs is exactly the same thing
You are smart
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>>944336230
Sounds almost exactly like the same conditions as the Station fire
>Insufficient and improperly marked exits
>Dangerous flammable foam used as sound dampening material
>Foam catches fire
>Idiots don't try to evacuate at first
>When they eventually do try to evacuate there is a panic and crowd surge at the exit
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>>944331679
"Let's point our phones at it, that'll put it out!!!"
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>>944339599
>and those zoomers blankly filming a burning room with their phones. they haven't been programmed by a voice if authority to exit a room that's on fire. and they didnt think of it on their own because they can't think.

The only thing that has made me appreciate how dangerous fires are is my own morbid curiosity about stories like this. I have read about all the big fire disasters so I respect fire and know you need to get the fuck out of a crowded building as soon as possible because the crowd surge is the dangerous part.

Nobody ever taught me that though. I always just heard
>Stop drop and roll
>Crawl to stay under the smoke
And that was a out it. Nobody every said.
>Make sure you get out before all the NPCs crowd surge at the doors and nobody can get out.
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>>944343122
Well there's 2 possibilities:
> Rich zoomers think laws of nature regarding fire and smoke and death don't apply to them
or
> Rich zoomers were too busy gazing vacantly downwards at their phones to realise they were in danger until the entire roof was on fire and it was too late.



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