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What would you do if your boss bought a cybertruck?
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>>944681041
I'd beg for rides all the time and take selfies next to it doing cute faces
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>>944681041
>What would you do if your boss bought a cybertruck?

What would your boss do if you bought a cybertruck?
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>>944681041
I would LMAO when it inevitably bursts into flames and my boss burns to death inside because the doors won't open.
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>>944681041
g damn it! stop making these threads ridiculing this car! why you have such an obsession with it??
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>>944681493
he doesn't the filename is a keyword it's an incels discord server of 3 fags lol seriously 3 people and a crossdressing schizo
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>>944681493
I love the cybertruck
>>944681609
who?
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>>944681643
no you don't you love attention this is pretty well known plus you being a homosexual
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>>944681672
I am mildly gay but only for Josh
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>>944681760
Hernandez. I know because I am he. And I am gay for me.
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>>944681825
actually lold
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>>944681041
Oh, I'd definitely quit. What a dumbass thread.
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>>944681869
Why?
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>>944681041
I would suck him off out of disrespect for the way that he spent his money
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shane buddy I got a lot of time on my hands here, and I gotta say things haven't been going so well for me lately. I guess you could say l've kind of fallen into a dark place again. Fallen off course from reaching my grave while doing my best to not accumulate bad karma. I have demons that follow me and fuck with my life constantly to the point where I moved to a remote location and now I live off of starlink and going to the grocery store once every 2 months because I can't talk to people. I haven't spoken to anyone in real life in over 3 years aside from nodding at cashiers. I am not a well person. I've been permabanned off of every social media platform that exists because the english language is illegal except right here on the surface. I refuse to join TOR to find freedom as it's not freedom it's a honeypot for pedos.
So l'm here. Not everyone can just go out and find friends and be normal, some people have issues and are broken and isolated. I use this as my only source of reminding myself that I'm still human. You must be more broken than I am to have been lashing out for over a year and not finding a different path. I did for a long time because practically everyone I came across on the board was in the same bucket of crabs throwing insults when anyone showed anything real. and then these threads popped up and became an island that I could sit on and not be so angry for awhile. I started feeling better like there was still a few actual decent people out here. and someone that actually strived to be kind on top of it all But then you slowly started eroding it away. and now were here. it's the most depressing and stressful time of year and there's nothing left. You're like a force of nature that balanced the light with darkness and hate but you went too far like evil people always do. You overstepped your boundary and you killed the only thing that meant anything to me anymore. I knew this wasn't the path but it was the only one with a light to follow.Goodbye
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>>944681041
TBH I would probably kill myself over the embarrassment.
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imagine quitting your job because you don't like the guy that owns the company of the car your boss bought.
https://files.catbox.moe/xqksz4.mp4
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>>944681041
I'd report him to the authorities of course
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https://files.catbox.moe/nteyhs.mp4
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>>944681041
I really don't like how they look
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>>944684089
But what would you do
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>>944681041
Buy him and his husband a wedding gift
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>>944681041
Well, first I'd need a boss...
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>>944682412
That's pretty much the mandated response for leftoid retards. They'd get all kinds of cred on the socials.
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Shane was in the iron mouse stream
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Shane, I have a legit question. Would you be anti cutter if the cutter would cut to gain power. Think blood magic or attack on titan
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>>944681041
As a business owner?
Id kill myself for being such a fag
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>>944681041
Take pride in the fact that if I work hard he'll be able to get another one next year. MAGA.
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Howdy
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>>944681041
I look down on anyone stupid enough to purchase a Tesler.
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>>944687899
:(
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print out the tesla "t".
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>>944688686
Why
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Why can’t Shane affirmed Nikes
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>>944681041
I'd suspect that he won the lottery and is about to quit because he doesn't have much more money than I do.
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>>944682014
This
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quirk chungus.
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>>944681041
Kill myself. Self employed
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you're about to deal with the business end of my piss stick
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>>944681041
Quit
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Boycott Tesla. Boycott Musk.
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Spray it with a hose then enjoy a cheeseburger while I watch it combust
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Get super jealous over how bad he’s owning the libs.
Jk, actually I’d get the fixin’s for smores, and wait for it to explode
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>>944699208
What the fuck is that guy
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>>944701841
that's Billy Bob Thornton. he's quite a good actor
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>>944701910
Sling Blade was his magnum opus. That was an amazing role
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>>944701910
watch astronaut farmer and your opinion will change sling blade was just very well written and he had an easy character
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>>944701841
its a meme posted by the cherry brown dude. he likes movies
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>>944702442
i like billy bob regardless I like him in landman too. he also got to have sex with angelina jolie when she was in her 20's and that's something I like a lot.
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>>944702525
he's likeable but i wouldn't say he's an exceptional actor. he should have been in dirty grandpa not de niro despite de niro being a better actor because de niro just lacks the ability to be funny on purpose
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>>944702754
i said he was quite a good actor and now you're upgrading my words for me. do i have to pay you for shoving new words in my mouth or is it free
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>>944702807
i wouldn't even call him a good actor he's just likeable and fits certain roles that others can't well.
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>>944702961
so we can't co-exist because you don't think billy is a good actor and I do and you need me to know this because it's important to you is that it
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>>944703047
you can like him but calling him a good actor just gets me
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>>944703608
he went full retard and pulled it off 100%. he's a good actor.
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>>944681041
be glad i had a job lol
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>>944703640
he didn't go full retard. nick cage is a bad actor and many others but people still like them because they put them in roles they can handle or nicks case they fo so badly it's endearing
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>>944703863
Who?
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>>944681041
i would kick him in the nuts
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>>944682132
I like how they make faggots say "They would kill themselves over embarrassment"
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japanese titties hit different
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This like a hypothetical boss I like or dislike because hypothetically I might worry or hope they get electricuted touching it
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>>944681090
Same as this anon.
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Howdy Josh



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