tell me your prostitute stories
>>944695151I don't have any Because I don't pay public urinals to pretend I'm interesting THAT'S SOMETHING FOR YOU BECAUSE YOU'RE A DESPERATE LONELY MANBecause you're a pathetic fucking chump
>>944695151If you would pay a NIGGER FUCKING DRUG ADDICT PUBLIC URINAL to pretend she thought you were more interesting than a nigger..... (Which obviously, you're not) How much would you pay ME™ to pretend I don't think you're a closet homosexual?
>>944695151Here's a prostitution story:YOU ARE A COWARDYou're terrified of women So you never even try And that's why you're willing to emasculate yourself byPAYING MONEY to diseased urinalsto PRETEND YOURE NOT A COWARDThe End
I have unprotected sex with sex workers. I don’t know if I have an STD but I did get a whore pregnant in Dallas. If you’re looking for a cheap whore look no further than PT’s!
If it werent the walk of shame from the motel room, paranoia of having caught an std, or the lingering paranoia of coworkers knowing what Ive done, I would 100% do this more often.
I'm sure it's better in some big cities but where I'm from you're lucky to get anyone above a 6/10Most use fake pictures or barely speak any English at all. Usually decent for a quick pump and dump and that's about it.Pic somewhat related, some Brazilian chick who actually wasn't that hideous.
>>944695335>>944695248>>944695221Why you so mad tho?
I've fucked about 30 different hookers over the past 14 years. About 10 of those were bareback fucks and I came inside 6-7 of them.
>>944695151coconut oil massage
>>944695221>Because I don't pay public urinals to pretend I'm interestingBuddy, I think you're confused about what prostitutes do.
I hired a ladyboy in Thailand who everyone was highly recommending and I found out why. I didn’t have a ruler on me but if she were 10 inches that wouldn’t surprise me.
>>944695151I fucked hookers in the Netherlands, US, and Japan. Netherlands was the best, Japan was pretty good, US hit or miss
>>944695151Pretty mid to be honest. Would not recommend.Though i would definitely support legalization.
Not technically a prostitute but for a few months i've been picking up once or twice a week a gypsy hobo who begs at the local shopping mall with her kid and have her suck me off (i've fcked her only once bcs she's always with the damn kid otherwise). She's not the prettiest but is decently clean and i always had a fetish with uglier girlsI'm not actually paying her, buying her half a bag of food whenever i pass by. Thing is i'm developing a raging fantasy of bringing her home and making her a human cleaning/cooking/fucking machine. She'd accept in a blink i believe. But i don't like that damn 3-4 year old brat.What should i do /b/?
>>944695151I had to hire a cheap lawyer once. He was a total whore
>>944699455Good thing I'm a free lawyer
>>944699221report her to cps or whatever is your local equivalent and have the kid taken away by them
>>944699221>human cleaning/cooking/fucking machineyou want a wife anon
>>944700579Wives are pretentious. Want money and gifts while not having sex.
>>944700637After a while his "slave" is going to get used to the new lifestyle and want the same things.And not having sex with the wife is the man's fault most of the time, they have to stay desirable for their wives also.
>>944695151Found a hot woman on tryst, got in touch. Arranged a date, met her and paid to fuck her. Very satisfying experience.
Where do you even find prostitutes?
>>944701138Online sites. I personally use Listcrawler.
>>944701138-Online if you want pretty pretty, clean girls and are willing to pay more-There are hooker streets in every town if you are not risk averse and want to pay less
>>944701402How much are we talking for the better quality ones?
>>944695151I prefer prostitutes with unverified I’d so I can live with a little fear of losing my freedom every day when they realize I’m rich and want to sue me. I’m 10 steps in the future with prostitutes… by law I’m technically one
>>944701664About tree fiddy
>>944701664Depends on country really. Where i'm from even quality escorts that in USA cost +1k can go for like equivalent of 300-500$ here
>>944701752Is that an hourly rate?
>>944701751350????? I pay mine 1500 for the night. They are pretty, available for anything.. you must buy the street walkers from the tv show for 350
>>944701812I paid only for the "night" once. Technically as long as you last but i took her to a nice street festival before and she let me go twice
>>944695151never been with one.but you didnt say it had to be about ME.cliff notes version.my top crush at the time, still a virgin, lost some type of bet at her sorority where she had to go out and act like a prostitute, but for blow jobs only for 1 night to raise money for the sororities next party supplies.with no training on what to look for & not do, she quite literally on her 1st client, got gang raped by 3 guys when 1 claimed he was going to pay her for a blow job & took her in the alley.she was broken after that. now she does it about once a month somewhere to get some extra $ at the end of the month, but claims she hates doing it.
>>944695151There was a brothel/swinging type place near were I lived.The first time paying for it, I was about 24. She was probably 40. Not bad looking, good body, nice tits.I paid for an hour. It was bit of a oil massage and then I sucked on her nipples and she sucked my cock without. I then put a condom on and I fucked her doggystyle.We just chatted for a bit, another bit of massage and tit play. Went back a few times to the place and saw others. I also went to a few swinging parties there.
>>944699221Kill them both, and yourself.
>>944697067Contonue
>>944703101The first of the few visits to the swinging side, you can have a drink & chat with people there, then you can go upstairs and see what's happening.I was introduced by the woman who ran the place and got chatting to this couple in their 30s. I ended up with my fingers in her pussy while having a drink. They took me upstairs to show me around, and they ended up disappearing into a room with about 20 waiting guys. Watched a few fucking her, but it was too busyI ended up in another room, where this woman 30s, was with 2 guys and she called me over and jerked me off while a guy fucked her and one cum on her. I ended up fucking the owner of the place, as she liked young guys. When I left after a few hours, I went to the changing area and met the women who had jerked me off earlier. While I was chatting and getting dressed, she pulled me over, took my cock out and sucked it. I cum in her mouth and she got up and then left. It was a weird first experience of a place like that.
>>944695151Been to Pattaya twice and Phuket once (both Thailand) and stayed for a month both times and fucked more chicks than I can count. The 2nd time in Pattaya i had 2 girls stay with me for 3 straight days that would fuck me whenever I wanted. Cost 600 bucks in total for both of them.
>>944695221you pay them for dates that leads nowhere, keep enjoying the humiliation ritual
>>94470113899% of women are prostitutes and that's not necessarily a bad thing nor meant to be insulting, let's just be honest about it
Here in Europe its legal, well regulated, even taxes. Both service providers and clients have rights protected under law. Unlike "the land of the free" we dont turn consenting adults into criminals.
>>944707430Europe isn't a country. Some european countries have banned it with way more retarded legislation than exists in the States. Plus it's legal in Nevada. Not to mention all the internet porn.
>>944701903>amma dumb nig who overpays for coochweird flex fren
I pay escorts to get stuff that would be difficult to get a regular chick to do. Pissing on them and having them eat my ass and facefucking, like it's a Facial Abuse scene.
>>944695151Have any of you caught an std from a hooker? I'm going to Amsterdam soon and was thinking of visiting the red light district but I'm pretty freaked out about STDs, even if condoms are mandatory.
>>944709811I'm pretty sure I have one but am in denial
>>944709811In terms of disease the red light district is completely safe, but I do not recommend the right light district. I’ve gone in maybe 20 windows in my life, 19/20 have been major disappointments. Be aware that 90% of those girls are Gypsies running scams. You’ll make a deal and go inside, and then they’ll use wordplay against you and show you some kind of insane price list, and insist the 50-100 you just paid is only the admission cost. The ones that aren’t scammers like this will then only give you one position and it’s rushed as fuck. They’ll put some paper shit over you that double dick sticks out of, it’s not sexy at all. Really just skip the fucking windows, instead go on realescort or something and just find an in call there, but never pre pay for anything. If you are going to go window shopping, only go for them if they have light eyes, Romanians should be an instant pass, but a lot of those Romanians will try to pretend to be Italian or Spanish, you’ll find the occasional Bulgarian that’s legit and the Ukrainians / Russians will quote higher prices up front but will provide a legit serviceBest whoring I’ve ever done was on filis street in Athens, 20 euro girls that have clearly been trafficked and you can fuck the shit out of them.
>>944709917Go to the doctor faggot. Most stds are curable with a single pill these days. Unless you got hiv but even that is easy to treat these days
Have fucked whores in the UK, France, Austria, Switzerland, and Thailand. Need to get to Germany and South America. It's good fun
It's not really much of a story. I subbed to a cute girls onlyfans and used to message her a little. She lived nearby and after awhile I'd also told her I was a virgin and she offered to sleep with me for $500 since she thought I "was kinda cute and didn't seem crazy" so I did it a few times. Worth it and helped me get confidence and eventually started dating someone else though initially I hoped I could date her. She quit onlyfans too as far as I know and I haven't talked to her in some time now.
>>944710817Good protip, thanks
Drunk in Vegas, and the one in blue was $200 for the night.Huge nose, but let me do what I wanted. no condoms, and toys were a go.Got a wine bottle in her pussy.
This girl was wild. Just crazy fucking for two hours straight from her opening the door
It met us at a hotel for $500Needed cash for spring break
>>944712131It said no pictures, but I was able to get one when it was distracted.Was on pill, no condoms, and it could take 9 inches in all holes. Best hooker I've had.
>>944695151I went to a Soapland in Tokyo and it was fucking awesome. You and the girl get naked and soaps you up head to toe, then you get on this inflatable bed thing and she covers herself with warm lotion and basically gives you a full body massage and rub down before fucking you. Highly recommend.
Got her drunk/high and charged frat bros $20 a fuck
>>944712750Made $460 that weekend
>>944707804I got hwhite aryan skin boi I ain’t no negro boy don’t be sad you can’t ball out like me. Ga ahead and enjoy your crack in your trailer while you’re looking for crumbs at the end
>>944695151I lost my bj virginity in Thailand as a child when my parents were sleeping. I remember paying for like 3 minutes and feeling like a brand new man
dont pay prostitutes but I do message college girls on social media to get nudes and vids. sometimes I talk them into blowjob vids with me for money
>>944717541>sometimes I talk them into blowjob vids with me for moneyThat's literally prostitution, anon.
>>944717875yeah for sure. just wasn explaining my method
>>944695221Post tits.
>>944707242This. All women expect something in return for sex.Just be glad that prostitutes are honest about it.
>>944710940There is an increasing problem with antibiotic-resistant STDs, especially gonorrhoea.
My only experience was a complete accident. Got a haircut at a chain barbershop and randomly got a white girl who looked ok who had big boobs and did a decent job. Requested her every time after. Formed a relationship, then she told me she cuts hair for clients on the side. Second visit she asked for a ride home because her car was in the shop and she ended up offering to blow me. Pulled into a parking lot before getting her home and expertly milked me. That was my freebie.Then she scammed me with a bunch of hardships. I helped her out with cash or whatever she needed and she let me do whatever I wanted to her as a thank you. But it was like I was dating her? It always happened on weekends. We’d get dinner out and she’d spend the night.Last time I talked to her she was excited about a new top she bought and I asked her out to the bars with me. She was really weird and got pretty messed up. She said she didn’t want to go back to mine, so we got her a car and I never heard from her again. No texts when I reached out and I realized her socials were either scrubbed or turned private and that’s when it finally hit me.
>>944695335>>944695248>>944695221Is your mom a whore? What's she charge?
>>944695449I don't know what PT means but cool
>>944720006What’s pt anon
>>944719123Anon idk how to say this but, she expertly played you
>>944721005It could mean a lot of things. That's why using vague acronyms and then gatekeeping them is a neurotic poorly socialized person thing that some anons love to do. The only other people who love to say an acronym and then "omg u dont know what it means lol?" are 13 year old girls in texts.
