ITT we form a political party. Dubs determines our party platform.
suckin dicks
>>944717028The "make things work" party.A party made up out of soulless bureaucrats who judt wanta to make the system woek in accordance to the rules, and make the laws be in accordance with the expressered intent of any given law.
>>944717028Mandatory abortions for everyone. But also government issued firearms. Get scraped out, your reward is a gun. Refuse the scrape and your reward is a bullet.
nigger tongue my anus party?
>>944717028The party's main plank is making whites boys sex slaves to big booty latinas and naughty asians.
>>944717028Socially conservative but fiscally and environmentally progressive.
>>944717028Get paid, get laid, drink lemonade.
>>944717028Bernie Sanders Party.
>>944718815Fuck that Hack, Jesse Ventura is the only good choice
Democratic party - Neoliberal
Can we make this our official party anthem?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_cA5Lv7vPY
>>944718859The Venturians
>>944717028make everyone sad and angry partywe raise taxes 200% and use the money to feed our neet lifestylealso govt mandated anime gfs
>>944719000>everyone sad and angry party>literal utopia
>>944717028Eggs!
Everybody has to hold a firecracker in their mouths and light it. But after you do it you can own slaves
>>944719258make everyone sad and angry except ourselves, kinda like the real government!
rainbow imperialism
This platform is founded on the belief that free markets, limited government, and strong institutions form the bedrock of a prosperous and free society. We recognize that conservatism means conserving not just traditions, but the institutional frameworks that allow democracy to function. While we champion individual liberty and economic freedom, we acknowledge that these principles require robust, independent institutions to survive.
>>944717028We proclaim Trump to be the God Emperor of the imperium of Humanity, and embark on universal jihad to unite all of humanity under his rule.
>>944718859jesse ventura never struck me more than a burned out hippy in his later life, it'd be nice if we actually had a centrist party
