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ive been homeless for 7 years and have schizophrenia and diabetes i have 3 felonies from 2016 i live with my parents and have bad job history i live in a rural area i get ssdi how do i get a job

help me /b/ your my only hope
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>>944758758
>Apply for McDonald's
>Suck dicks for $10
>Become bank robber
>Join a gang
>Go back to prison
>Get studio apartment with three other people also on SSDI and play vidya all day
The power is yours, anon.
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>>944758996
i'm terrrified of mcdonalds ive done it in this town before i tried to apply to taco bell but they didnt hire me because i said im going to move in the future (which i plan on covering up in the next job interview)
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>>944758996
i've applied for goodwill explaining i have a dissability, a camp ground with lodging, remote call work, and the dollar tree, and a fence building position through express

once i save enough money im planning on moving to a bigger city to get factory work
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>>944759059
>>944759146
>Get studio apartment with three other people also on SSDI and play vidya all day
I personally recommend this option.
I'm schizoaffective and probably going to apply for SSI mjyself in the near future and go into business for myself in the long-term.
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I have an idea, Post state and county, maybe someone who is seeing this thread (ANON, THIS MEANS YOU, MAYBE) and happens to be in the local-ish area would have an opening at their place of employment, or know someone/could ask around for a EZPZ low level job opportunity?
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>>944759247
best of luck

growing weed is pretty low maintenance i think in terms of being schizophrenic if you can maintain a business
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>>944758758
Try your local community mental health provider and see about supported employment. They help people with disabilities find jobs and work with employers to make sure it's a job you can handle.
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>>944759295
i live in La Pine, OR, Deschutes county there's not much out here but i can get to bend
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>>944759387
im going to set this up i have to go to the clinic tomorrow
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>>944758758
What were the felonies?
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>>944758758
Search online?
Online jobs could be easy, if you have any experience with a PC.
Try looking for something you can do from home, remotely.
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1 12 2026
Consider forms of income that don't require others to employ you.
There are people that became millionaires through ad revenue just by making videos of themselves playing the latest most popular game or digging holes outside and making the holes look like nice homes.

Owning an estore might be a good idea. Look into Retail Arbitrage, Dropshipping, Wholesale Reselling, and Affiliate Marketing. Facebook Marketplace is probably useful even in a small town. I know a person that brings in good money every week by buying and selling shoes from places like Goodwill.

If you really want you can even try your hand at playing a real world economy game or a popular mmorpg where people buy digital items and skins with real money.

There are so many sites and videos on how to earn money at home or earn passive income. "I tried to make a million dollars in one month", "Homeless to Rich", "Earn 500 dollars a Week From Home" etc...

Become familiar with monetizable content. There is everything from ASMR videos to people posting on reddit. https://support.reddithelp.com/hc/en-us/articles/17331720493972-Understanding-Contributor-Earnings-Payouts

Survey platforms for money.
Prolific
Qmee
Swagbucks
Earn money by sharing your internet connection.
Honeygain
Pawns App
If you have a car consider the following.
Rideshare Driving (Uber, Lyft)
Food Delivery (DoorDash, Uber Eats, Grubhub, Instacart)
Package Delivery (Amazon Flex, UPS, FedEx)
Local Deliveries (Roadie, Postmates)
Car Advertising (Carvertise, Wrapify)

Everything I said has its drawbacks and pitfalls. Best of luck. Get creative. Automation, public attention, and improving your ability level in sensible ways are all good things.



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