Would you?
>>944771232Nice work Andy
>>944771283Proof?
>>944771232My liege, the answer will always be the same:When you defecate, I manducate.I shall throte your logs until I am clogged.When I am without you, I am hungry.Your stench and your corn, they sustain me.
>>944771352Lol
>>944771506Devine fecesCanonized throat
>>944771232chug a log ?throte the stank ?natch
>>944772966baste !
>>944771232>did
>>944771232To be fair, you have to have a scat fetish to understand Andy Sixx's logs. The flavor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of eating da poopoo, most of the logs will go over a typical eater's head. There's also Andy's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his songs - his personal philosophy draws heavily from his dad Nikki, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these logs, to realize that they're not just tasty- their flavor says something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike eating logs of shit out of Andy Sixx's asshole truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the bouquet of his creamiest, steamiest dumplings, which themselves are a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Andy's logtrain unfolds itself into their gaping mouths. What fools... how I pity them. And yes by the way, I DO have a BVB tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for Andy's eyes only. And hopefully I can demonstrate to him just how dedicated I am to answer the question: "Would you?"
>>944771232POOP IS STINKY
>>944771232Stop spamming this fucking board you fat assholeFiltered
>>944778584Proof?
>>944778584Shit LARP
>>944778584Unfiltered
>>944771232I would suck a log of shit out of Andy's asshole AND suck Log Poster's dick
>>944778584Get bent, Eustace
>>944778584Grow up
>>944771232Yes
>>944778584This isn't a real person. It's just the logfag pretending to be someone who hates him. Why? Attention of course.
>>944771232I'm slidding and he's shidding
>>944782011Hot
>>944786531Hey Slidda!
>>944785784>e-everyone hates the logfag!!!!>n-no wait!!!>e-everyone who hates the logfag is just the logfag pretending!!!!!Which is it, schizo? Meds takem.
>>944790357His head must be spinning with all these mature observations being pointed out to his logless mind
